Bella's pov
Well it had been 10 years since we fought off the Voulturi to save Nessie.She stopped ageing a few years ago but we didnt go to school for a few years because we wanted to be positive she wouldnt age but were going back this year. Carlisle is in the office enrolling us in school right now,Nessie is being 16 along with me and Edward and Alice.Rosalie,Emmet and Jasper are being 17.Carlisle had came out with the principal Mrs.Brown the door had said but she introduced herself anyways "Hello my name is Mrs.Brown." We nodded uor heads in aknowledgements."well here are your schedules." She handed us each a peice of paper with our classes I had most of my classes with Edward surprizingly including gym which was good because even though my strength went down i was still in-humanly strong and Edward would help me out with that.Before we had gotten to school Alice had said that we shouldnt show that were all "together together" and as she said this Edward was laughing his head off which is kinda making me really suspicious but I trust him.Alice is explaining this to us at lunch what exactly is going on cause most of us are really confused. me and Edward are heading off to our first class right now."Bella whats wrong you look distracted." "Oh I am. I'm confused what does Alice mean.""Bella Alice will tell you at lunch by the way I'm not sitting with you today at lunch.""Wow now I will be even more distracted."Don't worry I'll tell you when the teacher is talking."The first half of the day wasn't that bad.Me and alice were walking to the cafetiria and thanks to Alice I have had at least 10 boys had hit on me and it's torcher.Well me and Alice out of the cullens were the first ones there and then Edward came in and sat at a table right across from us and we split in to 2 groups boys and girls Nessie was a little sad that Jacob isn't here yet.Alice said that Jacob would arrive in a few minutes because everything went blank so while we were waiting Alice explained to us what was going on and she told us if we made it look like we weren't dating eachother 4 boys were going to ask us out and all the guys were in on it now and were fine and Jacob had come in during the explaning and thats when the boys came over to come ask us out."Hey ladies did you want to come out with us to a movie after school" we all giggled."I'm sorry bu you're just not our type.""Well what kinda guy is your type."Thats when Edward and Jasper,Jacob and Emmet came over."Excuse me gentlemen"And they all gave us our kisses we been waiting for."Hey we were just asking them out""Well to bad they're our girlfriends.So back off.""oh you just got caught hitting on already taken girls."Thats when i smelt that smell.
Well it had been 10 years since we fought off the Voulturi to save Nessie.She stopped ageing a few years ago but we didnt go to school for a few years because we wanted to be positive she wouldnt age but were going back this year. Carlisle is in the office enrolling us in school right now,Nessie is being 16 along with me and Edward and Alice.Rosalie,Emmet and Jasper are being 17.Carlisle had came out with the principal Mrs.Brown the door had said but she introduced herself anyways "Hello my name is Mrs.Brown." We nodded uor heads in aknowledgements."well here are your schedules." She handed us each a peice of paper with our classes I had most of my classes with Edward surprizingly including gym which was good because even though my strength went down i was still in-humanly strong and Edward would help me out with that.Before we had gotten to school Alice had said that we shouldnt show that were all "together together" and as she said this Edward was laughing his head off which is kinda making me really suspicious but I trust him.Alice is explaining this to us at lunch what exactly is going on cause most of us are really confused. me and Edward are heading off to our first class right now."Bella whats wrong you look distracted." "Oh I am. I'm confused what does Alice mean.""Bella Alice will tell you at lunch by the way I'm not sitting with you today at lunch.""Wow now I will be even more distracted."Don't worry I'll tell you when the teacher is talking."The first half of the day wasn't that bad.Me and alice were walking to the cafetiria and thanks to Alice I have had at least 10 boys had hit on me and it's torcher.Well me and Alice out of the cullens were the first ones there and then Edward came in and sat at a table right across from us and we split in to 2 groups boys and girls Nessie was a little sad that Jacob isn't here yet.Alice said that Jacob would arrive in a few minutes because everything went blank so while we were waiting Alice explained to us what was going on and she told us if we made it look like we weren't dating eachother 4 boys were going to ask us out and all the guys were in on it now and were fine and Jacob had come in during the explaning and thats when the boys came over to come ask us out."Hey ladies did you want to come out with us to a movie after school" we all giggled."I'm sorry bu you're just not our type.""Well what kinda guy is your type."Thats when Edward and Jasper,Jacob and Emmet came over."Excuse me gentlemen"And they all gave us our kisses we been waiting for."Hey we were just asking them out""Well to bad they're our girlfriends.So back off.""oh you just got caught hitting on already taken girls."Thats when i smelt that smell.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
Source: link
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
HOUSE OF FREAKS!
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*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D LOL and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what you write :D*****
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of you guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate you all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start reading them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D LOL and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what you write :D*****
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