this was a moment of reading random ways to freak people out.
1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh you do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if you sit at a desk on your own turn to the empty desk and cry "oh Edward my love how i wish you were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if you are sitting next to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a gold band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i just got married last night to my gorgeous edward cullen." sigh dreamily.
5. throw a desk at the blackboard then exclaim "no one understands the problems that being a cullen entails!!"
6. if it is interesting facts about yourself day stand up and say loudly "I am 109 years old" then describe in detail everything that happened in your life including your conversion from mortal to immortal and then say "It is so easy for you humans." sigh theatrcally.
scream at your teacher "I have gratuated over seventy times been to ivy leaugue colleges and you sit there like the worlds biggest know it all i know more in this particular subject than you do ugh the horror i hate you all." run out of class.
7. if someone sits next to you move your chair as far away as the desk will allow glare at them and hiss undetr your breath "oh no I knew i should have hunted today."
8. pay a friend too call you in class answer and say "why did you do that emmet. I mean I know how appealing she smelt to you but there was no excuse to kill her and drink her blood." (say this very loudly) then hang up run out of the class saying something about a family emaergency.
9. do not eat or drink anything at school EVER then at the end of the school day sigh theatrically and say "finally now i can go and hunt."
10. buy gold & blackcontact lenses wear black ones at first then the next day change day alternate every few weeks.
11. start humming Bella's lullaby very loudly then when everyone is staring say "what is your problem jeez don't you know it's rude to stare?"
12. pretend to be on the phone arguing with Alice and snap "no i will not drink mrs ....'s blood i am perfectly in control." then snap the phone shut.
13. scribble out your last name on each of your school books and write Cullen instead.
14. pay one of your friends from another school to walk into your class and say "come with me Aro has been expecting you and has grown tired of your games." in a very sinister voice at which point you start to snarl very loudly shove away from your desk and crouch then spring at the friend knocking her out of the door make her scream. rip your shirt mess your Blazer and walk back into class saying "well she won't be a problem any more grin evilly at everyone.
15. walk into school with tomato sauce on your face whenever someone asks say you had a midnight snack. if they ask what it was shrug and reply "a mountain lion."
16. sit motionless and do not change your facial expression if the teacher asks you a quiestion (remember to look far away and distant) say "oh my god your gonna die after school" make the death as gory as possible.
17. walk into class then fall to the ground screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S JAANNNE OH NOOOOOOO!" then stand up and look around you looking embarresed.
18. Get a friend (he has too be tall like emmet.) to run into the class shouting "Rosalie she has left me!"
19. answer evry question that the teacher asks you in a very bored voice like you have knew all this stuff for ages. Don't even look at them when they ask you.
20. sigh alot and roll your eyes and mutter under your breath "this will drive me mad and that is a very hard thing to do to a vampire oh my god." continue like this for the whole lecture.
21. take a bottle of tomato juce into class and sit on your desk (make a label that says o-negative) and very cassually drink throughout class muttereing "mmmmm... mountain lion bllod yum" then laugh manically at everyone making faces at there water.