Bella: “You stupid mutt! How could you? My baby!”
Jacob: “It wasn’t my idea, Bella!”
Bella: “I’ve held her all of one time, and already you think you have some moronic wolfy claim to her? She’s mine.”
Jacob: “I can share.”
Emmett: “Pay up.” [A small part of my brain wondered who had bet against this outcome. I didn’t waste much attention on it. I was too furious.]
Bella: “How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you lost your mind?”
Jacob: “It was involuntary! Bella, would you try to listen for just a second? Please?” Leah, back off.” [Leah curled her lip at me and didn’t move.]
Bella: “Why should I listen?”
Jacob: “Because you’re the one who told me this. Do you remember? You said we belonged in each other’s lives, right? That we were family. You said that was how you and I were supposed to be. So… now we are. It’s what you wanted.”
Bella: “You think you’ll be part of my family as my son-in-law!” [I screeched. My bell voice ripped through two octaves and still came out sounding like music. Emmett laughed.]
Esme: “Stop her, Edward, She’ll be unhappy if she hurts him.”
Jacob: “No! How can you even look at it that way? She’s just a baby, for crying out loud!”
Bella: “That’s my point!”
Jacob: “You know I don’t think of her that way! Do you think Edward would have let me live this long if I did? All I want is for her to be safe and happy—is that so bad? So different from what you want?”
Edward: “Amazing, isn’t she?”
Carlisle: “She hasn’t gone for his throat even once,”.
Emmett: “Fine, you win this one.”
Bella: “You’re going to stay away from her.”
Jacob: “I can’t do that!”
Bella: “Try. Starting now.”
Jacob: “It’s not possible. Do you remember how much you wanted me around three days ago? How hard it was to be apart from each other? That’s gone for you now, isn’t it? That was her, From the very beginning. We had to be together, even then.”
Bella: “Run away while you still can.”
Jacob: “C’mon, Bells! Nessie likes me, too.”
Bella: “What… did you call her?”
Jacob: “Well, that name you came up with is kind of a mouthful and—”
Bella: “You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?”
[And then I lunged for his throat.]
Jacob: “It wasn’t my idea, Bella!”
Bella: “I’ve held her all of one time, and already you think you have some moronic wolfy claim to her? She’s mine.”
Jacob: “I can share.”
Emmett: “Pay up.” [A small part of my brain wondered who had bet against this outcome. I didn’t waste much attention on it. I was too furious.]
Bella: “How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you lost your mind?”
Jacob: “It was involuntary! Bella, would you try to listen for just a second? Please?” Leah, back off.” [Leah curled her lip at me and didn’t move.]
Bella: “Why should I listen?”
Jacob: “Because you’re the one who told me this. Do you remember? You said we belonged in each other’s lives, right? That we were family. You said that was how you and I were supposed to be. So… now we are. It’s what you wanted.”
Bella: “You think you’ll be part of my family as my son-in-law!” [I screeched. My bell voice ripped through two octaves and still came out sounding like music. Emmett laughed.]
Esme: “Stop her, Edward, She’ll be unhappy if she hurts him.”
Jacob: “No! How can you even look at it that way? She’s just a baby, for crying out loud!”
Bella: “That’s my point!”
Jacob: “You know I don’t think of her that way! Do you think Edward would have let me live this long if I did? All I want is for her to be safe and happy—is that so bad? So different from what you want?”
Edward: “Amazing, isn’t she?”
Carlisle: “She hasn’t gone for his throat even once,”.
Emmett: “Fine, you win this one.”
Bella: “You’re going to stay away from her.”
Jacob: “I can’t do that!”
Bella: “Try. Starting now.”
Jacob: “It’s not possible. Do you remember how much you wanted me around three days ago? How hard it was to be apart from each other? That’s gone for you now, isn’t it? That was her, From the very beginning. We had to be together, even then.”
Bella: “Run away while you still can.”
Jacob: “C’mon, Bells! Nessie likes me, too.”
Bella: “What… did you call her?”
Jacob: “Well, that name you came up with is kind of a mouthful and—”
Bella: “You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?”
[And then I lunged for his throat.]
I was searching
You were on a mission
Then our hearts combined like
A neutron star collision
I have nothing left to lose
You took your time to choose
Then we told each other
With no trace of fear that
Our love would be forever
And if we die
We die together
And lie, I said never
'Cause our love would be forever
The world is broken
And halo's fail to glisten
You try to make a difference
But no one wants to listen
Hail
The preachers, fake and proud
Their doctrines will be cloud
Then they'll dissipate
Like snowflakes in an ocean
Love is forever
And we'll die, we'll die together
And lie, I said never
'Cause our love could be forever
Now I've got nothing left to lose
You take your time to choose
I can tell you now without a trace of fear
That my love will be forever
And we'll die
We'll die together
And lie, I will never
'Cause our love will be forever
Whoa
Ohhhhhh
You were on a mission
Then our hearts combined like
A neutron star collision
I have nothing left to lose
You took your time to choose
Then we told each other
With no trace of fear that
Our love would be forever
And if we die
We die together
And lie, I said never
'Cause our love would be forever
The world is broken
And halo's fail to glisten
You try to make a difference
But no one wants to listen
Hail
The preachers, fake and proud
Their doctrines will be cloud
Then they'll dissipate
Like snowflakes in an ocean
Love is forever
And we'll die, we'll die together
And lie, I said never
'Cause our love could be forever
Now I've got nothing left to lose
You take your time to choose
I can tell you now without a trace of fear
That my love will be forever
And we'll die
We'll die together
And lie, I will never
'Cause our love will be forever
Whoa
Ohhhhhh
These are some Twilight teams and why you should be part of them!
Team Edward....because mysteries are fun to solve
Team Jacob....beacuse well I think we all know why were on his side
Team Bella....beacause nice girls always finish first
Team Alice....beacuse good things come in small packages
Team Jasper....beacause he'll protect you
Team Rosalie....because beauty comes before brains
Team Emmett....beacuse Jacob's muscles are flimsy
Team Esme....beacuse mum's rule the world
Team Carlisle....beacuase he is the only hot doctor you will find
Team Edward....because mysteries are fun to solve
Team Jacob....beacuse well I think we all know why were on his side
Team Bella....beacause nice girls always finish first
Team Alice....beacuse good things come in small packages
Team Jasper....beacause he'll protect you
Team Rosalie....because beauty comes before brains
Team Emmett....beacuse Jacob's muscles are flimsy
Team Esme....beacuse mum's rule the world
Team Carlisle....beacuase he is the only hot doctor you will find