Sorry! I forgot to post the last confessions. I was busy writting my story! I don't own these, these are just for people's enjoyments. ^_^
Breaking Dawn Confessions
#1
No Charlie, Bella's not pregnant with Edward's baby, I am.
#2
I'm in Edward's happy (pretend the word happy is crossed out) naughty place.
#3
Forget Jacob, I want Seth to be my puppy.
#4
I told my parents I was going to marry Edward, my fictional vampire boyfriend.
#5
Jacob's not missing, I keep him locked up in my basement.
#6
Read the first chapter? Yeah... I died and went to Heaven but I came back because Edward wasn't there.
#7
I tried to change my date of Birth to August 13th.
#8
Even Jasper couldn't calm me down after I read the first chapter.
#9
I'm going to South America to find Isle Esme.
#10
I can't accept Jasper as "Jazz"
#11
I told Harry Potter that Severus Albus had been dethroned my Renesmee Carlie Cullen.
#12
I went to the park and stared in every guys face trying to imprint on them
#13
I was the hiker that Bella smelled when she was hunting. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
# 14
Bella told me that Renesmee hadn't been potty trained until she was 5.
#15
I discovered the rubble of Rosalie's and Emmett's first house.
#16
Mike Newton donated blood to Red Cross. Little that he know, Bella drank it while she was pregnant.
#17
I've heard of all Jacob's blonde jokes.
#18
When Bella found out about Jacob's imprinting. I was screaming the same words as Bella at my book.
That's all the confessions I could find. Thx for reading them. Read my story The fantasy doesn't end, but danger awaits.
Breaking Dawn Confessions
#1
No Charlie, Bella's not pregnant with Edward's baby, I am.
#2
I'm in Edward's happy (pretend the word happy is crossed out) naughty place.
#3
Forget Jacob, I want Seth to be my puppy.
#4
I told my parents I was going to marry Edward, my fictional vampire boyfriend.
#5
Jacob's not missing, I keep him locked up in my basement.
#6
Read the first chapter? Yeah... I died and went to Heaven but I came back because Edward wasn't there.
#7
I tried to change my date of Birth to August 13th.
#8
Even Jasper couldn't calm me down after I read the first chapter.
#9
I'm going to South America to find Isle Esme.
#10
I can't accept Jasper as "Jazz"
#11
I told Harry Potter that Severus Albus had been dethroned my Renesmee Carlie Cullen.
#12
I went to the park and stared in every guys face trying to imprint on them
#13
I was the hiker that Bella smelled when she was hunting. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
# 14
Bella told me that Renesmee hadn't been potty trained until she was 5.
#15
I discovered the rubble of Rosalie's and Emmett's first house.
#16
Mike Newton donated blood to Red Cross. Little that he know, Bella drank it while she was pregnant.
#17
I've heard of all Jacob's blonde jokes.
#18
When Bella found out about Jacob's imprinting. I was screaming the same words as Bella at my book.
That's all the confessions I could find. Thx for reading them. Read my story The fantasy doesn't end, but danger awaits.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Golden brown eyes, like hardened syrup in a pool like shape of a continuance lifetime of some burdened sadness.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.
Danie turned into a blob of apple sauce, then shape-shifted back into a human. "There" She said.
"Hey Erin! So I see you got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! You have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, you tell me about you being part of the Volturi."
"How did you know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did you find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so you know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't you tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, you are my best friend; I tell you everything, you should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
"Hey Erin! So I see you got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! You have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, you tell me about you being part of the Volturi."
"How did you know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did you find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so you know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't you tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, you are my best friend; I tell you everything, you should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
The 22-year-old Twilight star recently sat down with E! Online and dished on the upcoming film and what exactly he thought was weird about it all. “Sometimes you feel uncomfortable reading this thing [the book] and I think a lot of people would feel that it is…and in the same way it’s kind of voyeuristic. It’s kind of like a sick pleasure…It’s really honest, really, really honest and that’s kind of what’s weird about it.”