-Emmett-

Our camping trip was disastrous, in Rosalie's opinion.

I dunno why she always got so upset with the lack of electricity. I thought maybe it was a girl thing, but Bella, Alice, and Esme never really minded so much.

I think Ed went outta his way to make Rose mad. It was hilarious. He was offering her human food in front of the other hikers staying a few meters from us, so she couldn't refuse. By the time we had to go home, she was livid. Not to mention ready to toss his piano into a chipper-shredder.

She did, but the difference was that she crushed it in her hands first. He had to get a new one, not that he really minded. Rose was mad he didn't seem as upset as she'd hoped.

Other than that, without the usual insulting banter happening between Rose and "the canine" as she called him, life was pretty boring.

Alice was replacing some of the flowers in the vase on top of Edward's new grand piano, when she sorta froze in her position of replacing the white roses in the crystal vase.