10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
!!!!!!ATTENTION ALL TWILIGHT FANS!!!!!!
If you are a MAJOR or just a fan of Stephanie Meyer's most popular Twilight Saga then pay attention.
On youtube.com there is a video of Stephanie being interviewed.She is going to publish Midnight Sun.If you have read her draft of Midnight Sun or even if you haven't then you can right how you think it should be.She wants to see what her fans (aka- Us)think.And she also beleives that if we have a story in us then we should write it out and show evryone what we're capable of.
-twilight_unite-(MAJOR FAN OF TWILIGHT SAGA)
If you are a MAJOR or just a fan of Stephanie Meyer's most popular Twilight Saga then pay attention.
On youtube.com there is a video of Stephanie being interviewed.She is going to publish Midnight Sun.If you have read her draft of Midnight Sun or even if you haven't then you can right how you think it should be.She wants to see what her fans (aka- Us)think.And she also beleives that if we have a story in us then we should write it out and show evryone what we're capable of.
-twilight_unite-(MAJOR FAN OF TWILIGHT SAGA)
BREAKING NEWS: TWILIGHT STAR DIED OF DRUG OVERDOSE!!
My Inbox started piling up with messages from my office mates, one even said condolence. UGH! One asked, what would happen to New Moon. Would there be a re-shoot? One encouraged me to file for a leave so we could mourn. ACK! THIS IS NOT TRUE! (Tell me, it’s not true.) I refuse to believe. My blood literally boiled. My morning is ruined-ruined beyond repair, I think. I absolutely hate people who spread vicious rumors around. Can’t they just leave famous celebrities alone? GRRRR!!!!!!