Ok hi my name is delaini i love the twilight serise but lets see wat people think when it is bacwards.
oh jacob i love u so much she said to me i love u to bella she was breathing so hard that it made me laugth a little then she asked me what i wanted for breakfast i said no u stay in bed ill make it today and ill go see if rachell is up yet u know it was realy nice of you to name our dauter after my sister yeah i thought u would like the name well i should get her up it is her first day of high school to day tell me again y sheis going to forks high school idk i think it is a beter school ok whatever RACHELL GET UP bella yelled all we heard was a lould groan we laughed and then a loud knock was on the door that will be edward i said rachell ran to the door so fast we could barly see her next thing we heard was good morning rachell then bella got dressed and we went to see what was going on edward was sitting on the couch with rachell's legs in his lap and she was still in a realy short night gown and then bella said rachell get ur but upstares and put somthing on she cussed and then went up stares then edwrd got up and turend and said good morning bella and jacob nither of us realy liked edward that much all thow he was very protectiv of our daughter all the time then bella asked y r u here so early well iam here to get rachell for school cause it is a long drive and i dont want her to waste her money on gas and she is realy nice company but dosent ur parents mind u spending alot of money on gas and stuff no we r doing fine there rachell r u readey bella caled up the staires rachell came running down in a mine skirt and halter top and ran out the door with edward and they were gone.
oh jacob i love u so much she said to me i love u to bella she was breathing so hard that it made me laugth a little then she asked me what i wanted for breakfast i said no u stay in bed ill make it today and ill go see if rachell is up yet u know it was realy nice of you to name our dauter after my sister yeah i thought u would like the name well i should get her up it is her first day of high school to day tell me again y sheis going to forks high school idk i think it is a beter school ok whatever RACHELL GET UP bella yelled all we heard was a lould groan we laughed and then a loud knock was on the door that will be edward i said rachell ran to the door so fast we could barly see her next thing we heard was good morning rachell then bella got dressed and we went to see what was going on edward was sitting on the couch with rachell's legs in his lap and she was still in a realy short night gown and then bella said rachell get ur but upstares and put somthing on she cussed and then went up stares then edwrd got up and turend and said good morning bella and jacob nither of us realy liked edward that much all thow he was very protectiv of our daughter all the time then bella asked y r u here so early well iam here to get rachell for school cause it is a long drive and i dont want her to waste her money on gas and she is realy nice company but dosent ur parents mind u spending alot of money on gas and stuff no we r doing fine there rachell r u readey bella caled up the staires rachell came running down in a mine skirt and halter top and ran out the door with edward and they were gone.
-Alice-
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had given them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had given them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.