Twilight Series Article: 10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

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posted by meeek

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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The fantasy doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 15

posted by patrisha727

For a special treat, I'll add one more here for today. I wrote until part 18 in my spot. So if you are eager for more, check it out!

Edward's POV

Bella? Why does she have a blank face? It reminds me of Alice when she gets a vision. But Bella can't see visions!

Then Bella startled me by saying " Rosalie and Alice are near our vacation house. I heard Rosalie SCREAM!"

Once she said that, everyone got off from the couch and we all ran full speed to our vacation house. Oh crap, PLEASE tell me no one is going to go inside, we didn't cover the damage.....

Well thank GOD we aren't going inside. Most...

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'Twilight': Which 'New Moon' scene should debut on the MTV Movie Awards?

posted by Hellohoudini

'Twilight': Which 'New Moon' scene should debut on the MTV Movie Awards?

May 18, 2009, 07:00 PM | by Mandi Bierly
Categories: Film, Twilight, Waiting

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be on hand at May 31's MTV Movie Awards to introduce a never-before-seen clip from the The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The question is: Which one do you most want to see? If you haven't read the second book in Stephenie Meyer's series, STOP NOW. We're obviously talking SPOILERS here....
I vote for Bella jumping off the cliff -- that way we'll get to see how they handle her hearing Edward's voice, while they give us a visual because they want to put Pattinson on screen whenever possible -- or Bella running to stop Edward from stepping into the sun. I bet those will be too F/X-driven to be ready to screen in May, since the film doesn't open until November. (Ditto any scenes involving the Wolf Pack transforming....) Your pick? Bonus points if it's practical.

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The twlight Zone: part 8

posted by Edward_lover101

When I woke up again, I was in Edwards room. Still on the bed. Where was Edward? He was here when I fell asleep. There was a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" I said still half asleep.
"Emmet."
"Come in."
"Hey Bella. Wow it looks like you come back from the dead."
"It fells that way."
"How is your arm? Carlisel told me to come see if you are ok."
"It still hurts. A lot."
"Want me to talk to Jacob?" Said Emmet with a big grin on his face. Emmet was probly going to kill Jacob before he even blinked.
"No, Emmet. But thanks anyway."
"Sure no problm." I screamed. The pain was getting worse.
"Bella! Whats...?"...

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Dusk Chapter 22: Firewood, Anybody??

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 22: Firewood, Anybody??

I was so angry that I was even starting to scare myself. I couldn’t believe that my mother had blamed me for this whole insane scenario. All I was trying to do was to defend my friend; if I was a normal kid I bet it wouldn’t have been this big of a deal. Sometimes being a Cullen is a curse. I was still shaking violently when my father walked up, “Renesmee, please try to calm down I want to talk to you.” I turned my fury upon him, “Leave me alone, I can’t deal with any of his anymore, all I have wanted is to just be normal and here I am an even bigger...

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OMG!!!!!!!! THE ERIN SERIES HAS ITS OWN FANSPOT!!!!!!!!!!

posted by xxEmo92xx

~~~~~~Yep! It's true! the Erin series has its own official fanspot! if u haventr read the series, u should they are about my best friend and thay are really good!~~~~~~omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~omgomgomgomgomogomogomgnhjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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its crazy how somthing so minor can make a diffrence

posted by unamoslyme

I dont know what i would call this that im typing but i just felt the need to express my feelings twords the twilight books, the movie now, and up coming movies. Im the type of person who you would see as a reader or would get into something as much . I said how call all theses fams be obsessing over booksbut i was very wrong for thinking that because over the last two weeks ive got my hands ont hese books. when i finished twilight that was it for me i was in love with that book and i knew i would love the others. i read all four books in a time soan of 2 weeks it was encredible because i didint...

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The Haikus I entered in the Contest

posted by CullenCult

Edward or Jacob?
Best friend, or eternal love?
That is the question

Nessie is a girl.
Her father is Edward, her
soulmate is Jacob.

Leah Clearwater
is a loner it is true.
You ticked her off? Bye.

The lion, and the
lamb, Edward and Bella. But
what about the wolf?

Edward fans unite.
Jacob fans unite. Can't
we all just get along?

An apple on the
cover, adventure inside.
Now it is over.

He runs like a cat.
A cheetah to be exact.
He catches the ball.

The Nomads are here.
James, Victoria, Laurent.
Bella's in danger

I have been tricked.
He lured me here. But at
least Renee is safe.

Edward and Emmett.
Lion...

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I love you LADIES

posted by gileygirl

I've been fanpopping since september if I am correct. At first I was a stranger to this site, and spot. But, soon enough I have grown fond you ladies here. I think it is awesome that I found girls who are exactly like me. OBESSESED with the Twilight Series! Everyone gets exciting when the thought, or mentioned anything that has to do with the series! I love it, and it makes me happy that I am not alone when it comes to being obssesd with these series of books, being I've been reading the series since 2005 it was hard to find girls like me. Everyone one of you ladies are amazing, smart, funny, and just really neat to talk about Twilight because you girls are awesome, and wouldn't trade any other fans on any other fansite for you ladies! I just love you all! you're awesome!
sometimes it can get a little cold hearted, but then again everyone is no great and nice!

You ladies are great!!!

love you all!!!

Gileygirl =D