Chapter 1: Humor
As soon as I walked out of my bedroom Rosalie greeted me with a hug. “Hey Monkey Man” Rosalie said in a playful voice. “Hey Rose”
I replied. “How did you sleep?” she said sarcastically. When Rosalie said ‘sleep’ she made air quotes. I rolled my eyes. “Good, I guess”. As we walked downstairs I heard Jacobs laugh. “Uggg” I heard Rosalie mumble beside me. “Come on Rose, He isn’t that bad.” I told her. She ignored me. When we got to the living room I saw Edward, Bella, Renesmee, and Jacob. “Hey guys”. I said to everyone. ”Hey” Bella said.
“Ok, Edward can you come with me I need to talk to you… alone.”i said.
When we got into the hallway Edward asked “ What do you need, Emm?” “ Well, nothing really. But I was wondering if maybe you could get Jacob to be here well… a little less? I‘m getting tired of Rose complaining.” I asked. “ Well, I don’t know. He won’t leave without Nessie. So I don’t really think so… unless maybe Bella would let him take Renesmee to the reservation for a couple days.” Edward offered. On the way back to the living room I heard Jacob trying to make blond jokes to Rose again. “ I’m going to try this one again, How do you drown a blond in a swimming pool?” Jake asked. I had to make a comment on the joke. “Well Jake that’s easy put me at the bottom. Chicks will be diving in one after the other.” I said to save Rose the embarrassment. I saw Rose lip Thanks from across the room. I went to stand next to Rosalie. “Umm guys that was funny your supposed to laugh.” I said. “Ha Ha Ha” Bella said sarcastically. “Thanks for the Enthusiasm Bells.” I said in sarcastic way. “Well I think your funny uncle Emm.” Nessie said from across the room while giggling. “Thanks Nessie its nice to know that somebody thinks that I’m funny. Unlike your parents.” I said. "your welcome Uncle Emm." Nessie said " So Bella,Love do you think that maybe Jake could take Ness- Renesmee to La Push for the weekend? Its up to you."Edward asked Bella politely. "well...I dont know...Fine,but Jake can you try not to go wolf while she's with you?...it kind of makes me nervous."Bella asked Jake. "ok,but can i bring her over to Seths if i need to 'go wolf'"Jake replied. "Mommy i can handle it i know how to get home and i know how to get to seths house. And mom i'm 9 and i'm smarter than most adult humans."Nessie said. " ok, but... Jake please watch her bye Renesmee i guess i will see you sunday. I love you, Sweetie." Bella said. " Bye Mommy, Bye Daddy" Nessie said. She ran over and gave Bella and Edward a hug. "oh,and bye Uncle Emm and Aunt Rose." " Bye Ren-" Alice skipped in with Jasper behind her and cut me off. "Whats all the commotion about?"she asked "I'm going to La push with Jake for the weekend,so bye auntie Alice, Bye Uncle Jasper." Nessie said. "Oh, bye Nessie" Alice and Jasper both said at the same time. "Bye, Wheres Grandma and grandpa?" Nessie asked. "they are upstairs... speaking of which i'll go get them." I said.
I ran upstairs and Knocked on Carlisle and Esmes Bedroom door. " Come in" a familiar voice answered. "oh, Hey Esme umm, Nessie's going to La Push with Jake. She is leaving soon if you wanted to say bye."I said. "ok,we will be right down" she said. I ran back downstairs but i probably shouldnt have ran. "jeez, Emm. You dont have to run you'll break the stairs." Bella said. "ha ha, now arent you funny bella" i said sarcastically. "bye Renesmee" I heard esme say from the stairs."bye Gramma,and Grandpa"Nessie said. "Come on,Nessie. We have to get going if we want to make it back before dark, Since i cant 'go wolf'" Jake said. Edward tossed a key to Jake. "here take the Volvo"Edward said. "thanks" Jcob said. Nessie went for another round of hugs and then her and Jake were gone.
Chapter 2: feelings
"Rosalie, do you want to go to the mall to buy some new clothes since emmett doesnt seem to care about your boredom." Alice asked Rose. I was kind of ignoring her but the Washington Mavericks game was on and we were winning 67 to 54. "that's not rue Alice i'm just spending some alone time with my... with my muscles." I said. " yeah ok, emmett. Heres a genius idea how about you actually spend some time with Rose." Alice said. i sighed. "come on Rose lets go to the... mall." I said the last word in disgust. "thanks emmett, but you don't have to." Rosalie said probably trying to make me feel guilty. "no its fine lets go." I said. " Nah, i'll just go with Alice." Rosalie said arrogantly. "you get so annoying sometimes but thats why i love you." I said.
After that she kissed me on my cheek. "ewww, rose you got lipgloss on my cheek!" i complained. "sorry emm, Got to go!" she handed me a napkin and strolled away gracefully. i heard the car pull onto the highway.
Luckily i didnt go... shopping because i was in desperate need of a hunt. I went downstairs and asked " hey, do any of you guys want to go hunting because i'm going." i said. Only Bella, Edward, Jasper, and Esme were there. "sure, uhh, edward do you want to come because i'm sort of thirsty?" Bella said to Edward. " Nah, you can go and... bond with Emmett." He said "oh, Lovely." Bella said sarcastically. "oh and bells make sure you bring extra clothes because you hunt a little well... Messy." Edward said to Bella. " ok, but how do you hunt so..." She looked as if she was searching for the right word. "gracefully" she finished. " years of practice bella, now come on!" i said. "well now i know that Emmett isnt the patient one... Bye edward i love you." Bella said. "Bye honey, i love you too." edward said.
As we were walking out i tried to start a conversation since we were trying to "bond". "so, bella?" I said. "yeah, emm" bella replied. "how...are...you" i said awkwardly. "good... i guess. so what were you planning on hunting?" she asked. "well, i was thinking we could try grizzlies." i said jokingly. " What, i can barely hunt a mountain lion." she said. "oh, well it's easy." i said.
"whoa! is that smell the grizzlies?" She asked as we were passing the cottage. "yup" i said "yum a carnivore. I have'nt had a meat-eater in like 2 months." She said excitedly. "yeah, and it smells like 2 of them... Perfect." i said. "i'll get that one." Bella said while pointing to a big bear in the woods. "ok, i'll watch. Edward has told me about how 'pleasant' you hunt" i said. " while emmett i would like to see you hunt." bella said. After she said that i took off running and tackled the bear. i wouldnt have even called it a fight. My teeth sank into the bears skin without much force. "was that good, little sis?" i asked. "wow... that was... interesting." bella replied.
"oh well actually i dont see you doing any better." i said. "oh watch me" Bella announced.
She raced into the woods and found another bear. She tackled it and then sank her teeth right into the bears neck. i clapped. " good job, sis." i said. when she got up she brushed off her skirt and said "that's what i thought." After a second i realized that bellas skirt was ripped and it revealed her Hello Kitty underwear. "Wow bella!!!! HELLO KITTY!!!" I said while laughing. "what are you talk--- oh DANG! I forgot my change of clothes." She said.
I was still laughing until she took off running towards the cottage. "emmett can you wait out here while i change." "sure" I said in reply. In atleast 2 minutes Bella came outside wearing a pink dress with blue Flip-Flops. "oh boy, Alice really needs to teach you how to use your closet." I said. "yeah, Yeah, Yeah, lets go." Bella said. " ok, but you will probably win because i'm stronger than you not faster. and on top of that i'm wearing flip flops." bella said. "on your mark get set... GO!!!" I yelled. I won.
When we walked in the door i saw that Rosalie and Alice had just gotten home. " hey bella... Hi Emmett." alice said in her almost musical voice. " hey Alice" Bella said. Alice took one look at Bella and said " Whoa, Bella i thought i told you that Blue and Pink don't match. And emmett why would you let her get away with wearing that." Alice said. " Well honestly i'm not that much into fashion... Sorry." i said as politely as i could. "come on bella you can borrow my pink heels to match that dress." Alice said to bella. " Fine." Bella sighed and followed Alice up the stairs. i walked into the dining room where Edward was. " hey Edward. Bella had her first Grizzly today." i said. "oh, how'd she do?" He asked. " she did good until she had a big rip in her skirt and... well i saw Hello Kitty." i chuckled.
I heard Rose make a sound of disgust from the other room. "and then she took off towards the cottage and changed into clothes that of course didnt match. "Where is she now?" Edward asked. "Alice is Teaching her how to use a closet." i said. "ok." Edward walked up the stairs and dissapeared ou of my view.
I walked into the room that Rose was in and said "hey Rose." " hey, i bought you some shirts... do you want to see them." She replied. "uhh,sure." i said. She pulled the first one out and it was a short-sleeved blouse that had palm trees on it. She showed me all of the other ones. they were all tropical. "why are they all... Tropicalish" I asked. "well i was thyinking that we could go on a vacation. She said. And then she kissed me and strolled away gracefully.
Chapter 3: Vacation
Just so you know: When there is 1 quotation mark (like this ') than they are making quotations with there fingers.
"Come on , Emmett our plane leaves in an hour!" Rosalie called from the front door. " coming!" I yelled as i ran down the stairs with my suitcases in my hands. "took you long enough" Rose muttered." Come on" I said.
The drive to the airport was long and silent. When we got there we put our luggage on the luggage table and went throught the metal detector. It beeped for bothof us because of Roses neckalace and my bracelate. "take off the jewelry" the airport security guard said. I took off my bracelate and walked through again. This time it did'nt beep. Rosalie did the same and it didnt beep for her went to the other end of the luggage table and grabbed our luggage.
We went to wait in the chairs for our plane. We waited a half an hour and then i heard some one talking on the speakers " flight 164 to Florida- bording again flight 164 to florida -bording." it said. rose got up and said "that's our plane." " Florida!?" I said shocked. " yup! " rosalie replied excitedly.
"tickets." The flight attendant said as we walked to the searched in her purse and then pulled out 2 first-class tickets. "here" She said as she handed them to the flight attendant. When we finally found our seats i put our luggage in the luggage compartmant above us. "10 minutes till take off" a voice said over the speaker. "are you excited?" Rose asked. " Well, i guess... but why florida?"I asked. "because it's one of the places that i've never been and i don't think you have. Have you?" She replied "i might of been there when i as human. but other than that, No." I whispered the word "human".
"Oh, well we'll have fun any ways" She said. "fasten your seatbelts take-off is in 3 minutes" the voice said again. "Rose, i dont mean to be ru-" i was cut off by the flight attendant. "seatbelts guys." She told us. "ok, thanks." i said to the flight attendant while putting my seatbelt on. "you were saying?..." Rose said. "nevermind" i replied."ok."she said.
We were the only ones in the first-class section other than a couple with a baby all the way in the back.
"Rose?" i asked. "yeah?"she replied. "i'm sorry." i said. " for what?" she asked. "for not spending much time with you."i said. "well Emm, we do have forever ,and besides that are'nt we getting 'married' again soon." Well, yeah. But i'm still sorry." I replied. "it's fine Emmett. AND if you atleast try to enjoy yourself we won't have to go on a 'honeymoon' after the 'wedding'." she said. I leaned in and kissed her and once again she got lipgloss on my lips.
" Rose we're going to have to do something about that." i said. "about what?"she asked. "Abou this." I said while pointing to my now lip-gloss covered lips. "oh." she said while giggling. " Flight attendant, we need a napkin." rose said.
"Not now sweetie we're taking off." She said. I knew what rose was thinking: Don't call me sweetie i'm like 60 years older than you and i could crush you with one punch. But she didn't say that."oh, thanks." she said instead. Rose searched in her purse for what seemed to be 10 minutes and then finally found her little package of tissues. She wiped my lips off and threw it in the little built-in trash can beside us.
"so, Rose what exactly did you have planned for our 'honeymoon'." i asked. " Well... you'll see it's obviously a surprise." she said. "oh, lovely... i love surprises." I said trying to soun enthusiastic. just then i heard a different voice on the speaker " Prepare for landing in an hour." He said. Rose and i talked about little things for 45 minutes. Untill i heard the same voice on the speaker. "Fasten your seatbelts the plane is landin early." it said.
When we landed we waited until we were advised and then we got up, grabbed our luggage, and exited the plane. First we went to the airport rent-a-car center to find a decent car to drive. We both knew that none of the cars here were nearly as good as our cars at home, but we looked anyways. We spent the next 30 minutes commenting on cars we liked and walking past the ones we disliked.
Then my cell phone rang "hello?" i answered. "hey emm, did you guys make it to Florida ok?" A familiar voice asked."Yes, Edward. What's up?" I replied. " Nothing... i'm kind of well, bored." Edward said. "oh, wheres the girl that makes life more... whats the word- Hilarious." I said jokingly. " Alice and Nessie kidnapped her and now they are teaching her how to use a closet." He said. I laughed.
"Wow Bella has to have her 9 year old daughter teach her how to use a closet... don't you think thats a little sad." I replied. " Stop making fun of her or i'll tell her to challenge you to another arm-wrestling contest." He said. " dont remind me, so where are they at." i said quickly trying to change the subject. ''the cottage." He said in reply. i looked next to me and Rose wasnt there. "Umm, can i call you back... i lost Rose." I said in panic.
I hung up the phone and searched for her again. i finally found her. She was in the far corner talking to some Rent-a-car dude. It looked like he was trying to flirt with her. I heard him say " What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this alone?" I walked over to her in unhumanly speed and said " she's not alone ! she's my wife!" I realized she was standing in front of a Red M3 Convertible just like hers at home. "umm, nice choice." I said. " Thanks." She said smugly.
we paid the money and threw are luggage in the trunk. We than drove out of the parking lot and into Florida's heat. "perfect... It's Fast." I said. "no,no,no,no,no! We have to try to look normal. And anyways this car is not meant for speed, babe." She said. "ok...Let's go." i said dissapointedly. " wait where are we staying anyways!?" i quickly added. She didn't answer and kept driving. "oh, i see. Another surprise. huh?" i said. she just nodded her head 'yes'.
It took about 15 minutes until we pulled into a huge drive way. "we're here." Rose exclaimed. "Who's house is this?" I asked curiously. " i had it specially built for us." she said in reply. " Cool, i want to see the inside." i raced up the porch steps and turned the doorknob. It was locked.