Dear Edward
Edward, you are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that you wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but you started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after you met her. What were you protecting her from? oh right you were scared that she would die in her sleep or something, would have been interesting to see how you would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether you drink human blood, animal blood or any other blood. Its disturbing to know that you drink blood just think about it dude you drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even more disturbing when you have to tell Bella you are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of you drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky you got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey you wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing you over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob fan
Edward, you are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that you wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but you started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after you met her. What were you protecting her from? oh right you were scared that she would die in her sleep or something, would have been interesting to see how you would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether you drink human blood, animal blood or any other blood. Its disturbing to know that you drink blood just think about it dude you drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even more disturbing when you have to tell Bella you are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of you drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky you got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey you wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing you over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob fan
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy or McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
The movie adaptation of Twilight sequel Breaking Dawn is going to be the sexiest of all the movies in the saga.
Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg promises that the final Twilight installment will have the sex scene, although it may not have the birth scene.
Rosenberg described the Breaking Dawn sex scene between Pattinson's Edward Cullen and Stewart's Bella Swan this way:
“Breaking Dawn will be sexier [than its predecessors.] I think we can get awfully sexy with a PG-13, I’m not worried about the rating. I know a lot of fans are like, ‘We have to go R to do it justice,’ but I don’t think so. I think it’s going to be pretty hot. Way hot!”
Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg promises that the final Twilight installment will have the sex scene, although it may not have the birth scene.
Rosenberg described the Breaking Dawn sex scene between Pattinson's Edward Cullen and Stewart's Bella Swan this way:
“Breaking Dawn will be sexier [than its predecessors.] I think we can get awfully sexy with a PG-13, I’m not worried about the rating. I know a lot of fans are like, ‘We have to go R to do it justice,’ but I don’t think so. I think it’s going to be pretty hot. Way hot!”