posted by BlackSunshine
“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon
"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.
"I prefer brunettes.”
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” -Emmett Cullen
“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
“This hostage stuff is fun.”
"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
“Fall down again, Bella?” —Emmett Cullen
“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” —Bella Swan
"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." -Bella
"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." -Alice
"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward
"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear wolf in the face."
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
“Which is tempting you more, me or my body?”
"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan
“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black
added by DarkCEpitome
Eclipse tribute =) "Haunted" by Evanscence (I love this band dearly, will give you links to more of their songs if you'd like, their group & music are marvelous*^_^*)