Twilight Series Article: Funny Quotes from Twilight

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posted by BlackSunshine

“You and Billy gossip like old women.” -Bella, Eclipse.

“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse

"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon

"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.

"I prefer brunettes.”
—Edward Cullen

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” -Emmett Cullen

“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
—Angela Weber

“This hostage stuff is fun.”
—Alice Cullen

"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
-Edward

“Fall down again, Bella?” —Emmett Cullen

“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” —Bella Swan

"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward

"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." -Bella

"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." -Alice

"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward

"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
-Jacob

"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen

"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-Alice Cullen

"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
-Bella Swan

"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-Bella Swan

Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear wolf in the face."

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-Bella Swan

"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
-Bella

“Which is tempting you more, me or my body?”
-Bella

"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan

“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black

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MSN With The Volturi Chapter 1

posted by lollipopszx3

Jane-Sadistic_Vamp

Alec-LoseFeelingInYourArm

Aro-RuleroftheWorld

Demetri-HuntYouDown

Felix-StrongerThanYou

Gianna-HumanVamp

Heidi-Bait

Sadistic_Vamp has logged on.

LoseFeelingInYourArm has logged on.

Sadistic_Vamp: Really Alec? Losefeelinginyourarm? That is the best you came up with?

LoseFeelingInYourArm: Oh I see. No hello. I can see what kind of sister you are.

Sadistic_Vamp: I was talking to you a minute ago. Why do I have to say hi again?

LoseFeelingInYourArm: Then why didn't you make fun of my name a minute ago?

Sadistic_Vamp: We didn't even have MSN a minute ago.

LoseFeelingInYourArm: Fine then. Let...

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'Twilight' Saga's Stephenie Meyer Gives Fans Novella; Makes Progress On 'The Host'

posted by Hellohoudini

By MIKE FLEMING | Wednesday March 31, 2010

Stephenie Meyer announced that she has written the Twilight tie-in novella The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novel. Little,Brown will release the book June 5, pledging $1 from each copy to be donated to the Red Cross for disaster relief in Haiti and Chile. But fans will want to know if this means another Meyer movie, and it doesn't seem likely at this point. In her disclosure about the 192-page novella—about the young vampire Bree who's introduced in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse—Meyer reveals that the prose helped Eclipse director...

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Life Never Ends. Ch1-

posted by MadisonAmpt

This is the new one sorry it took ages to get into the story and i sorta mixed it with Twilight, Vampire Academy and house of night my Favourite books:) Comment and rate me plase tell me if it alright so i can change the next chapter around for you. XX love Always

Ch 1.

I reckon this would have to be the best part of being a Vampire, the drinking blood part.
Ever since i have become freinds with James and Victoria life has really turned.
Nearly every Vampire night (which is human morning) we sneak out of school just before suns up. Its not like the suns going to kill us or anything we just catch...

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My True Love Chapter 9. Nessies Point of Veiw

posted by Twilightsauce

Hey, here is Chapter 9 enjoy!

It was like someone was trying to wake me from a deep sleep. I wanted to wake up but I couldn’t move there was too much pain. That’s when I heard the voice, his beautiful voice.
“No Nessie, don’t stop breathing. Keep your heart beating, breath Nessie breathe!” Jacob sobbed over my chest.
“Jacob, you need to let me look at her, it’s the only way to save her,” Carlisle said, worry in his calm voice. Jacob didn’t say anything but leaned back and took my hand.
“Ed...Edward, she is going to be okay, isn’t she?” I heard mum sob in her wind chime...

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A first chance chapter 1 *flash back*

posted by Team_robstean

i love twilight

"MOMMY, MOMMY" i yelled over to her "take a picture of me and daddy!"it was a warm summer day when it all happen
"okay honey smile" she took the picture "you look so beautfull honey" she pinched my cheak "and dont you look handsome" she said to daddy "come one lets all get in the picture.. even you danny." she yelled over to my older brother he sat on the porch swing, he could not move as fast because he has keymoe, he got over and mom gave the camra to papaw,
"smile every one!" papaw took the picure. that when it all went down we heard a car scerching around the conner and some gun shote danny...

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The girl who fell in love with a Werewolf Chapter 4

posted by twilight_lover9

Bella Cullen

I woke up and i was lying on Jakes green couch in his old cozy lounge room. I sat up and i could hear Nessie's voice
“Jake its going to happen shes going to get involved with one of us shes going to end up finding out about us and what we are and everything! Alice has seen it Jake” Nessie exclaimed.
“No” Jake said firmly.
“Yes Jake” Nessie replied softly.
“No No No, she wont be getting hurt don't you see Nessie shes like my sister! my sister, i love her and i don't want to get her hurt!” Jake said firmly, i couldn't take it anymore I'm sick of being last to know but not this...

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Bella's Deppression

posted by Twilightsauce

He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not love you anymore. He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not love you anymore. He has gone. He is not coming back. He does not love you anymore. He has gone. He has gone. He has gone.
I could say this to myself a thousand times and it still would not make me feel any better. Nothing can, not anymore. When... when Edward and the rest of the Cullen’s left Forks they took my soul with them. Everything that made me happy is gone. They are never coming back. I am like a zombie, I walk, eat, sleep and I answer if somebody asks me something but...

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Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series sweeps top four spots!

posted by Hellohoudini

By Bob Minzesheimer and Anthony DeBarros, USA TODAY

Led by Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, vampires devoured USA TODAY's Best-Selling Books list in 2009.

For the second year in a row, Meyer swept the top four spots. No other author — not even J. K. Rowling— has done that in the list's 16-year history.

Meyer's coattails pulled 16 other vampire titles onto the list of the year's 100 most popular books.

"Meyer had an unbelievable impact," says Michael Norris, books analyst for Simba Information, a market-research firm. He wonders what publishers will do when what he calls " 'the vampire industrial...

Taylor Lautner signs on for 'Northern Lights'; Tom Cruise not attached.

posted by Hellohoudini

By Mandi Bierly

Taylor Lautner is set to star in the action movie Northern Lights, which, contrary to reports stating otherwise, will not feature Tom Cruise. A rep for David Ellison’s Skydance Productions tells EW the official logline is as follows: “Set against the backdrop of extreme flying, Northern Lights follows four young pilots as they compete against the world’s best. A story of teamwork, sacrifice, loss, and victory, these young aviators push themselves to physical and emotional limits in the unforgiving world of performance aerobatics.” The other pilots have not been cast....

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Never Ending Chapter 3

posted by teamedward_2010

I do not own twilight so please don't sue!

End of Chapter 2
The door swung open and Bella came in followed by Seth. "Ok, you tell her or I will make up your mind now!" What was she talking about.
"Fine, um..." I put up a finger to cut him off. I finally felt the same way he looked, and understood why he couldn't look away."
"I think I have some explaining to do." he was right he did, I had never felt this way before.

Chapter 3
The rest of that day Seth and I spent talking, but finally I wanted to know why did I fell like I would go crazy if I spent five minutes away from him.

Then he told me that...

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When Worlds Collide & "La Bella Vita" by JandMsMommy

posted by JandMsMommy

This is a new Fanfic I'm working on, called When Worlds Collide. I'm posting the link, hoping everybody will give it a chance.
my story, Edward is a smart over achiever, Emmett is in jail, and Bella is a mysterious next door neighbor with some issues.
Edward has to decide if he's going to risk everything for Bella, or if he's going to continue to please everybody around him and forget about her.
It's E/B AU-AH with heavy drama.
LINK---> link

"La Bella Vita" is a Angst/Horror One-shot featuring a day in the life of the disturbed Edward Cullen. It's a 'Mentalward' Contest entry.
LINK---> link

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Our Little Fairy Tale - Chapter 4 - Hard to Hate You

posted by Lausies

Renesmee's P.O.V.

His face was not how I expected to be. It was regretful, and looked like it had a thousand words to speak. Why was it so easy for me to look him in the eye, even after everything he told me? If he told me he did not want to be with me, I would deal with. I would have to, if it's what makes him happy. I would give my life to make sure he was happy and if that included me not being with him, I was risking sacrificing it.

He was about to speak but I got there first. I wanted to let him know that he didn't have to love me: "It's ok." I whispered. "I understand." My voice broke twice...

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Bellas Worst Nightmare

posted by twilight_james

(Bellas POV)
Edward was ripped off me, a snarl echoing around the trees that I recongised as Emmetts. I crawled back, still on my back, moving away from him. I couldn't tell if the rest of the Cullens were here or not, but I wasnt taking any chances. I tried to get up, but whimpered at the pain in my shoulder, remembering how Edward ahd crushed it. Alice was standing at the side of the clearing, her face blank. Emmett and Jasper were restraining Edward, his wild eyes still focused on me Roaslie came to my side, being the only availble Cullen there, it was kind of her duty to. she placed her...

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Eclipse's Julia Jones Talks Cast And On-Set Secrets

posted by Hellohoudini

Twilight Exclusive: Eclipse's Julia Jones Talks Cast And On-Set Secrets

November 03, 2009, 5:49 AM (PST)
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Julia Jones answers insider Twilight questions we've all been bleeding to know.
World, meet Julia Jones. Julia is one of the most sought-after new additions to the Twilight series, having just completed filming for Eclipse in the role of the lone female werewolf Leah Clearwater.

Jones, an Ivy-educated Boston native (and incredibly grounded 28-year-old) spoke exclusively with LimeLife upon just returning to Los Angeles from the Eclipse sets in Vancouver. Here's Week Two of our highly-coveted...

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This is so unfair Emmett never gets any attention!!!

posted by edward-lover456

Okay, I think it's so unfair that Emmett gets no attention!

Jasper- gets attention because of his power people are always making fun of him

Edward- Hello of course he'll get attention i mean HE is like the MAIN character other then Bella.

Alice- All people feel bad for her. She doesn't no were shes from and she has all her hair cut off so yeah we feel bad for her.

Rosalie- She is PRETTY so almost all boys fans LOVE HER

BELLA-I mean come on SHE IS THE MAIN character!!!

Jacob-WHO doesn't love Jacob?

and LASTLY we have Emmett

Emmett- you never find a Team Emmett thing anywhere. He is THE LOVE OF Rosalie so most boy fans Hate him. and Most girl fans are all over Edward or Jacob.

don't get me wrong I love Edward and Jacob it's just that Emmett hardly has any fans!

so come on girls lets show our spirit for THE HOT AND MUSCULAR GUYS!!!!

GO EMMETT!!!

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The Darkening ( Alternative Version of Eclipse)

posted by paniclover21

bella's necklace

He sighed.

“I was going to wait, but since I’m all for cheering you up well…here you go!” He said as cheerfully as he could. But I could still see he was being cautious as if not to say or do anything that would easily hurt my feelings.

I don’t know how any material possession would cheer me up, but since everyone seemed to be acting as their opposites today, I was going to too. I sucked in a deep breath as he handed me the small package. He watched me carefully, scrutinizing my reactions.

I opened it to find a necklace that was beautiful. Of course it was going to be—I thought to...

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'New Moon' turns Michael Sheen into a vampire

posted by Hellohoudini

'New Moon' turns Michael Sheen into a vampire

Michael Sheen plays Italian vampire Aro in Twilight: New Moon.

By Susan Wloszczyna, USA TODAY

If Michael Sheen isn't doing something biographical, chances are it's supernatural.
He has left his mark on the horror genre as Lucian, the leader of the werewolf rebellion against the aristocratic vampires in the Underworld trilogy.

But now he's switching teams as Aro, the head of the Italian vampire cult known as the Volturi in New Moon, the latest big-screen chapter of the Twilight saga that opens Nov. 20.

Why join the bloodsuckers?

"I wanted to see how...

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a dream?? chapter 3

posted by anna0789

edward's pov

i touch bella's cheek gently as if she was a soup bubble that i could just pop if a put too much force
her face started to get bright red
well maybe she does likes me or at least cares for me
then she look down

or maybe not maybe i was making her uncomfortable by touching her cheek i was embarased by her rejection so i just give her a paper with my house address and walk away

it is so frustrating that i couldn't just simply read her thoughts and hear
if she likes me or how she knew what i was or ..... i had so many questions about her ... she was a complete mistery to me

maybe that...

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Read This About A New Story!Called Renesmee and Her bff Alex!Read so you know what is going on!

posted by courtneykutie

So in Alice&Jaspers wierd&love Alice finds out she has a daughter and Alex(her daughter)changes her diet and brings her home to the family,everyone likes her!!

So in the New Story Alex and Renesmee become best friends and they start school together and go through everything together like with family,friends,crush's,the imprinting and maybe falling in love!

hope u like it!!!when it comes out!!
Read to find out what happens!!in this new story!!!

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just another love story chapter 19

posted by anna0789

renesmee´s pov

little jake , little noah and jake appear at the door covered in mud they were laughing

"Sorry nessie" jacob kiss my lips "i tried to keep them clean but you know them" jacob smiile widely. he was carring noah with one arm.

jake and noah were giggling
"sorry momma" jake said running to hug me
i kiss his head and laugh
"its ok darling cmon with aunte rosy she has some clean clothes you too noah" i kiss boths noahs cheeks

"ok mommy" noah said and jake put him on the floor
"cmon boys i have your clean clothes" rose said laughing
it was hard to not laugh when the twins were around ....