“You and Billy gossip like old women.” -Bella, Eclipse.
“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon
"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.
"I prefer brunettes.”
—Edward Cullen
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” -Emmett Cullen
“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
—Angela Weber
“This hostage stuff is fun.”
—Alice Cullen
"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
-Edward
“Fall down again, Bella?” —Emmett Cullen
“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” —Bella Swan
"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." -Bella
"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." -Alice
"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward
"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
-Jacob
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-Alice Cullen
"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
-Bella Swan
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-Bella Swan
Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear wolf in the face."
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-Bella Swan
"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
-Bella
“Which is tempting you more, me or my body?”
-Bella
"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan
“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black
“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon
"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.
"I prefer brunettes.”
—Edward Cullen
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” -Emmett Cullen
“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
—Angela Weber
“This hostage stuff is fun.”
—Alice Cullen
"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
-Edward
“Fall down again, Bella?” —Emmett Cullen
“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” —Bella Swan
"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." -Bella
"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." -Alice
"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward
"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
-Jacob
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-Alice Cullen
"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
-Bella Swan
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-Bella Swan
Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear wolf in the face."
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-Bella Swan
"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
-Bella
“Which is tempting you more, me or my body?”
-Bella
"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan
“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black
Top Ten Reasons to Be Team Switzerland-
1. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
2. You can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
3. You can go wherever you want when you date both: Forks and Quileute territory.
4. You can take Edward home to meet your parents and have fun with Jacob on the side.
5. You can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
6. Because you shouldn't have to choose between a Greek god look~alike and a hot, half naked guy.
7. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
8. Because sometimes you need an air conditioner, and sometimes you need a space heater.
9. Who says you can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
10. Because you refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
Here's a list of things hottie werewolf Jacob Black would't EVER say:
*Edward, since me and you are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the love of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I love Edward Cullen!!!
If you have any more ideas, post 'em on the comments board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One more thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Edward, since me and you are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the love of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I love Edward Cullen!!!
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