OMG yea!!!! I like fell on the floor clutching my side!!!!! Ummmm i dont really think i have a fav joke of Emmett's... probably the one where he said -not an actual quote but its close enough- "What? the house is still standing? I would have thought you two had knocked it to the ground by now..."
Omg! Those were like my favourite parts in all of the books! Soooo funny! My favourite was probablly when he says something like.. "I thought you would have knocked the house down by now! What were you guys doing last night? Discussing the national debt?" Hahahhahaha. Thats probablly not it excactly, but still, pretty damn funny!