what do you think of my way to annoy rosalie?

warning this is mean and rude

1 tell her she needs to drop a few pounds

2 flirt with emmett ( hug laugh at jokes etc )

3 tell her your preggo ( pregnant ) even when your not.

4 tell rosalie the fathers emmett

5 while she asleep die her hair black

6 then her car

7 get jake to help you with blondie jokes

8 make out with emmett infront of her

9 tell her emmetts gay and has the hots for jasper

10 tell her she sucks at baseball

agian mean and rude.hope ypu liked it!