what do you think of my 13 ways to annoy Jacob Black?
1) Nickname him "Shaggy Dog"
2) If you beat him in a game of chess, go "Second again, Jake?"
3) Tell Renesmee that Jacob imprinted on Claire, make sure Claire, Quil, and Jacob are around when you tell her---though I highly doubt something may happen :)
4) Ask him what it's like to date the Lockness Monster
5) Poke him forever until he finally phases
6) Ask him if you can cut his hair off and use it as jumping rope
7) Tell him that Bella called him a lousy kisser
8) Throw a stick and tell him to "fetch" it!
9) Get him to imprint on Rosalie, then lock them in a room together for an hour, if you hear screaming and loud noises and the house combusts, get the others to step in!
10) Tell him that he has no backbone to get Sam to let him lead the pack!
11) Tell the pack that Jacob imprinted on Rosalie
12) Get him a pet bat, name it Edward Cullen
13) Tell Jacob that REAL men sparkle