My heart is paralysed. My head was over-sized. I'll take the high road like I should. You said it's meant to be, that it's not you, it's me. You're living now for my own good. That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say: She went down in an airplane, fried getting sun-tanned, fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand. Help me, help me. I'm no good at goodbyes. She met a shark underwater, fell and no one caught her. I returned everything I ever bought her. Help me, help me. I'm all out of lies and ways to say you died. My pride still feels the sting. You were my everything. Somdeday, I'll find a love like your's. She'll think I'm Superman, not super minivan. How could you leave on Yon Kippur? That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say: She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion, got run over by a crappy, purple Scion. Help me, help me. I'm no good at goodbyes. She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub, danced to death in an east-side nightclub. Help me, help me. I'm all out of lies and ways to say you died. I wanna live a thousand lives with you. I wanna be the one you're dying to love, but you don't want to. That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say, that's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say: She went down in an airplane, fried getting sun-tanned, fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand. Help me, help me. I'm no good at goodbyes. She met a shark underwater, fell and no one caught her. I returned everything I ever bought her. Help me, help me. I'm all out of lies. She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion, got run over by a crappy, purple Scion. Help me, help me. I'm no good at goodbyes. She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub, danced to death in an east-side nightclub. Help me, help me. I'm all out of lies and ways to say you died.