Calling the computer company
tourettes guy:YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! PISSS! GO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Bird in the house
Tourettes guy: i don't hate gays. But if some faggot ever tries to touch me.......
His son:DAD DAD DAD!
His son:theres a bird in the house.
T.g:what do you mean a bird!?
Son:it just flew in right when i opened the door.
Brushing his teeth
*knocking on the door* ASS!
2. PISS 3.Wait a minute you dick brushing my teeth.4.MUTHUFUCKU I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!