Duncan's POV:I walked around the streets tripping over my own feet.I've had enough of my life so I decided to get drunk.I came up to a three story set of apartments and saw a man with a stick and a tin cup.He was saying,"Spare change,spare change." Then,a huge,bright light came beside the man.I know the man with the tin cup was blind."Who are you?"I asked the man next to the blind man.He was wearing a white robe and sandals.He had a brown beard and brown hair."I'm Jesus."He said."You're crazy.You're not Him."I said.The man who called himself Jesus put his hand on the blind man's forehead.In moments,the blind man opened his eyes and cheered,"I can see!I can see!"He hugged the man who was called Jesus and walked away."Do thou believe Me now?"He asked."Yes."I said."You are in somesort of trouble,aren't you?"He asked."I owe money that I don't have.And if I don't have the money by next month,they'll kill me."I said.Jesus took the bottle from my hand and smashed on the ground,"First,thou shall not drink anymore.Thou got yourself into a situation,thou shall get yourself out."He said."How am I going to do that?"I asked."I will help you.Come with me."Jesus said and walked away.We walked into an orphanage and into a room with one window and with a girl in a chair with wheels."Can anyone see us?"I asked."No,nor hear us."Jesus said.We walked up to the girl as she looked out the window."This is Sarah.She has been in a chair all her life.She is only seven."Jesus said."Everyone was so afraid to look down on heer."He said.All of a sudden,the girl in the chair grew wings that were as white as snow and flew away into the clouds.We left the orphanage and came upon a bridge.We saw a kid sitting down on the edge of the bridge."He is thinking of freedom."Jesus said.I turned to look at Him but He wasn't there.I walked up to the kid as he said,"I'm tired of this maddening life.I'm ready to go meet Jesus." "He's a friend of mine.I met Him just last night."I said and walked away.I closed my eyes and opened them back up as Jesus was in front of me."What was all that for?"I asked."To show you how lucky you have your life.So have you had enough of your life?"Jesus said and disappeared."No."I said.
The next morning,my sister Nikki came bursting with anger into my room."Where were you last night?!"she yelled.I sat up and said,"I met a man on the street last night.Said His name was Jesus."
The next morning,my sister Nikki came bursting with anger into my room."Where were you last night?!"she yelled.I sat up and said,"I met a man on the street last night.Said His name was Jesus."
he fed him an underwhere sandwich.
he made his underwhere into s'mores.
he and the other guys put him out in front of the girls why he was naked.
he put hot sauce in his underwhere.
he made a peanut butter smilie face on his bed.
he gave him a glass of kitchen grease and told him it was apple juice.
he and geoff gave him a fishing pole wedgie.
he and the guys took all his clothes away and made him where a thong!
he and the guys took away all his clothes and made him where his dorky PJs.
and he apperently stroung his underwhere up a flag pole though it was never seen but harold said he did in the episode haut camp-ture
drew a mustache on his face and made him piss his pants!