Chris: welcome to the most fast paced and action packed show on tv to date TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULES!!!!
Chris: last time we saw trent booted out and he vowed revenge
Chris: so here is how the teams stand so far-
Team uno:
Owen
Duncan
Zoey
Penny
Sam
Team Dos:
Geoff
Raven
Annie
Harold
Terra
Chris: it will be one of the toughest challanges to date.
Chris: Cause our newest guest host is the insane, crazy and totally destructive host of his own tv shows. its KENNY ROGERS!!!
Kenny: hey its good to be back on the tv place
Chris: yeah
Duncan: oh no not you again
Kenny: shut up *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: ahh my face *on ground crying*
Raven: harold that is why i hate you
Kenny: *throws bottle at duncan*
Duncan: *ducks*
Harold: *gets hit again* ahh
Chris: just get on with the challenges kenny
Kenny: fine meet me down in the battle field in 5 minutes
Owen: did he say battle field
Zoey: its gonna be ok owen
Harold: yeah right I was on kennys last show it was bad
Geoff: we are so screwed
Terra: yeah
Sam: ditto
*at the battle field*
Kenny: ok were gonna do the bat fetcher 500 to see who gets the first point
Duncan: the bat what?
Geoff: were so dead
Chris: you signed contracts
Raven: dam the contracts
Kenny: ok I will throw bats at people and you gotta dodge them
Terra: what
Kenny: ok for team uno its gonna be tubby *points to owen*
Owen: im not fat im super sized
Penny: worst line ever
Duncan: shut it little miss olympics
Penny: you wanna fight
Duncan: bring it princess
Chris: shut up everybody
Kenny: ok and from team dos the surfer dude *points at geoff*
*on the field*
Kenny: ready go *starts throwing bats at them*
Geoff: *ducks* this is insane
Owen: not the face *runs and ducks*
Geoff: ahhh *gets hit my bat in the kiwis*
Owen: ouch
Kenny: team uno wins first round
*camera goes to next round*
Kenny: next round will be tazer tag
Raven: what
Duncan: ahh just like juvy
Terra: im gonna sue this show
Chris: sorry contracts
Terra: ughh
Kenny: ok its gonna be the criminal from team uno *points at duncan*
Kenny: and the creepy girl from dos *points to raven*
Duncan: wait
Kenny: go
Duncan: i cant fight her I like her
Raven: *tases duncan* i win
Kenny: team dos wins second round
Duncan: *gets up* owww
Penny: *runs on field and grabs a taser* I thought you liked me *tases duncan*
Duncan: ahhhh *has a spaz attack*
Raven: hey *punches penny*
Penny: *tackles raven* oh its on now
Raven: Bring it *punches penny again*
Penny: *falls down*
Chris: its over
Kenny: ok looks like team dos wins for today
Everybody on team uno: WHAT!!!!
Kenny: yeah the last challange was gonna be a boxing match
Chris: so Team uno meet me on the stage in 5 minutes
*camera goes to stage*
Chris: PLZ vote now
*5 minutes later*
Chris: ok the votes have been counted
Chris: it goes like this
Owen- 1 vote
Duncan- 3 votes
Zoey- 0 votes
Penny- 1 vote
Sam- 0 votes
Chris: so it looks like...
Kenny: *runs onto stage* hey guess what
Chris: what
Kenny: no eliminations this episode!!
Chris: what you cant do that
Kenny: im guest host so i can
Chris: fine no eliminations tonight
Duncan: yeah
Penny: ahhh my face still hurts
Chris: we will see you next time on TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!!
Chris: last time we saw trent booted out and he vowed revenge
Chris: so here is how the teams stand so far-
Team uno:
Owen
Duncan
Zoey
Penny
Sam
Team Dos:
Geoff
Raven
Annie
Harold
Terra
Chris: it will be one of the toughest challanges to date.
Chris: Cause our newest guest host is the insane, crazy and totally destructive host of his own tv shows. its KENNY ROGERS!!!
Kenny: hey its good to be back on the tv place
Chris: yeah
Duncan: oh no not you again
Kenny: shut up *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: ahh my face *on ground crying*
Raven: harold that is why i hate you
Kenny: *throws bottle at duncan*
Duncan: *ducks*
Harold: *gets hit again* ahh
Chris: just get on with the challenges kenny
Kenny: fine meet me down in the battle field in 5 minutes
Owen: did he say battle field
Zoey: its gonna be ok owen
Harold: yeah right I was on kennys last show it was bad
Geoff: we are so screwed
Terra: yeah
Sam: ditto
*at the battle field*
Kenny: ok were gonna do the bat fetcher 500 to see who gets the first point
Duncan: the bat what?
Geoff: were so dead
Chris: you signed contracts
Raven: dam the contracts
Kenny: ok I will throw bats at people and you gotta dodge them
Terra: what
Kenny: ok for team uno its gonna be tubby *points to owen*
Owen: im not fat im super sized
Penny: worst line ever
Duncan: shut it little miss olympics
Penny: you wanna fight
Duncan: bring it princess
Chris: shut up everybody
Kenny: ok and from team dos the surfer dude *points at geoff*
*on the field*
Kenny: ready go *starts throwing bats at them*
Geoff: *ducks* this is insane
Owen: not the face *runs and ducks*
Geoff: ahhh *gets hit my bat in the kiwis*
Owen: ouch
Kenny: team uno wins first round
*camera goes to next round*
Kenny: next round will be tazer tag
Raven: what
Duncan: ahh just like juvy
Terra: im gonna sue this show
Chris: sorry contracts
Terra: ughh
Kenny: ok its gonna be the criminal from team uno *points at duncan*
Kenny: and the creepy girl from dos *points to raven*
Duncan: wait
Kenny: go
Duncan: i cant fight her I like her
Raven: *tases duncan* i win
Kenny: team dos wins second round
Duncan: *gets up* owww
Penny: *runs on field and grabs a taser* I thought you liked me *tases duncan*
Duncan: ahhhh *has a spaz attack*
Raven: hey *punches penny*
Penny: *tackles raven* oh its on now
Raven: Bring it *punches penny again*
Penny: *falls down*
Chris: its over
Kenny: ok looks like team dos wins for today
Everybody on team uno: WHAT!!!!
Kenny: yeah the last challange was gonna be a boxing match
Chris: so Team uno meet me on the stage in 5 minutes
*camera goes to stage*
Chris: PLZ vote now
*5 minutes later*
Chris: ok the votes have been counted
Chris: it goes like this
Owen- 1 vote
Duncan- 3 votes
Zoey- 0 votes
Penny- 1 vote
Sam- 0 votes
Chris: so it looks like...
Kenny: *runs onto stage* hey guess what
Chris: what
Kenny: no eliminations this episode!!
Chris: what you cant do that
Kenny: im guest host so i can
Chris: fine no eliminations tonight
Duncan: yeah
Penny: ahhh my face still hurts
Chris: we will see you next time on TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!!
chris:your challangee:
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed by the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the boat to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed by the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the boat to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!