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The dorms were quiet during the morning, all the contestants were still sound asleep. Suddenly, Stella barged into the girl dorm.
“LADIES!” Stella yelled through the megaphone she was carrying. “It’s time for your second challenge.”
“What the hell time is it...?” Jessie asked.
“7am,” Stella replied.
“Dammit Stella...” Stephanie muttered. “If you’re going to force us to be on this hellhole of a show, at least let us sleep in...”
“Get changed. Put your makeup on, all that,” Stella demanded. “Go to the choir room once you’re done,”
Melissa cracked her knuckles,...

*At the elimination ceremony*

Chris: ok now that the teams have merged, everybody is in danger every episode

Sgt. Calhoun: you all know the drill...

Chris: Three people of the people who are safe are..

Sgt. Calhoun: Draven, Jasper and Isabelle

Draven: No duh

Jasper: yeah we had invincibility....

Chris: shut up or you end up like Isaac...

Sgt. Calhoun: Also safe are Ryan and Marina

Ryan: yes!

Marina: ok...

Chris: so its down to Kylie, Jimmy and Sayu...

Chris: well cry baby Kylie is safe....

Kylie: I am not a cry baby...

Chris: shall I play the montage...

Kylie: *sighs* no...

Sgt. Calhoun: now its down to two...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Voyage of the Sea, Twenty sailors were introduced, four teams were made, and a Japanese came. The first challenge was told. But who will win? Who will lose? Find out right now on this episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...VOYAGE OF THE SEAS!!    
(theme song)
(Confessional)
Ashton: Oh, that Michael is going down! I mean, really? At least I'm not evil.

Matthew: Hey, this seems pretty cool. Everyone seems so nice! I wish I was on Team Music, you know, since I love music, but I think I've got some cool team mates...
*from outside* GET OUT!

AJ: Oh. My. Gosh....

This episode of TDVOTS contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens.Do not try any of this at home,seriously,you could get really messed up.

Chris:Yo,we're coming at you live from The Argo ship somewhere in the Red Sea.I'm your host Chris Mclean dropping season 1 of the hottest reality show on television right now.Here's the deal,20 teens signed up to ride across the world in this wonderful ship.One teen or as we call them sailor will win $1000,000.We will meet them right now on this amazing episode of TOTAL..DRAMA..VOYAGE OF THE SEAS.

(theme song)

Chris:Welcome everybody,now...

ok so i think that Mike, Cameron and Zoey are really awesome friends so i made this
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It was a sunny day and a young couple named Mike and Zoey.Were riding bikes in the open.
"Hey look"Said Zoey. Theirs Cameron down the hill.
"Cool"Mike sad.Lets go say hi.
Mike and Zoey rushed there bikes down the hill to see the small skinny bubble boy sitting on a bench reading a book about butterflies.
"Hey Cam" Said Zoey.
Cameron looked up from his book. "ZOEY MIKE". He exclaimed."Is that you"
"Yeah"Mike said."your outside your bubble i see"
Cameron...

*In the green room*

Chris: welcome back to Total Drama Video Game Highschool..

Sgt. Calhoun: in our last episode, we say Team Leet get their first loss

Sgt. Calhoun: and Marissa was sent home!

Chris: Tonight our contestants will have to play assassin....

Sgt. Calhoun: so sit down, get your popcorn and start watching the show!

*Theme song plays*
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*In Team Leets room*

Isaac: what are we gonna do now? We lost Marissa

Sayu: she was one of our best players...

Draven: well forget her, she's gone....

Draven: Personally I would have liked to see Daisy leave..I don't know why all of you voted...

What's this? I'm UPDATING something?! XD

Hehe, seriously though, I feel rally bad for not updating this earlier. ^^; I hope y'all can forgive me, and I hope y'all can forgive me! :3

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-At the Elimination Ceremony-

Chris: *comes up to the podium* Hello contestants! Welcome to yet another elimination ceremony here on....Total Drama Rama!

Duncan: ...don't you think the audience already knows this...?

Chris: ...proooobably, but I don't get paid to just half-a** my job. Anyway, let's just get the first part of this out of the way. *takes...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World! Romania! The country of vampires. Here, Chef had to dress up as a vampire and tag to teens. The first person he tagged was Izzy who was crying over Owen breaking up with her. Man! Team Germany didn't get any sleep! In the end. It was Alejandro v.s. Layla, Chilly, and Owen. Owen couldn't run anymore so he fell down and got tagged. Then Chilly's shoe lace was untied and he fell over. Then It was up to Layla and Alejandro. Alejandro pushed Layla and she fell over and got tagged. In the end, It was both Owen and Izzy who said their goodbyes. Who...

authors note: hey! I read some awesome fanfics like this about five minutes ago and decided to give it a try

Anne Maria: Spray tan is so fake (or) Vito? Ugh, what a total dork!

B: Technology sucks! (or) Scott is such a great guy!

Cameron: Math and science are for nerds (or) I love playing football and taking steroids with lightning.

Dakota: The color pink is way to girly (or) Ugh I hate being on camera.

Staci: Lying is so pathetic (or) I hate people who talk to much they are so annoying!

Zoey: Mike is nothing but a idiotic freak who sounds like Jimmy two-shoes.

Scott: Rats are so gross! (or) I love...

"Regret something beautiful" Chapter 1

-Morning Realizations-

The sun shines through a dorm room. It shone on a couple that was laying in bed. A blonde girl with now frizzy hair and tanned guy with a grin on his face. Both Mike and Ally were peacefully sleeping after a crazy, alcohol filled night. Ally was laying on Mike with her head on his naked chest, while Mike had his arm wrapped around her and the other behind his head. Ally slightly moved from the sun in her eyes and squirmed in her bed. The soft fabric of the fleece sheets ruffled under her as She opened her eyes and stared around in...

Hello, reader

My name is Izzy!

The question I always ask is;

Why do people run from me?



Is it because...

I try and force everyone

Telling them playing,

With fire is fun?



Or maybe because,

I talk to my invisible friend.

Talking to him all day,

Over and over again.



What-ever it is,

I want to know.

Having a friend,

Would be nice... although.



I had a buddy

Who's name was Owen,

He was so funny!

And, I became his girl-friend.



When we both got hit,

By the Total Drama plane,

I lost all the craziness,

And for once became sane.



I broke up with him.

I said we couldn't be.

But, I miss my Big-O.

I really do miss my buddy.



Way before...

Wow, how long has it been? 2 months? Well, to people who read it, sorry for the delay. It's just school and stuff.

Better start the story now.

Enjoy! :)
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"Do you even know where we're going", asked Alejandro.

"Yeah, it's a shortcut", said Geoff.

"To where, exactly?"

"Somewhere, obviously."

Alejandro sighed in with frustration. As they went deeper into the forest, Alejandro grew anxious. "Geoff, we're lost."

"No we aren't."

"Yeah, we are."

"How do you know? The only thing I remember you knowing is how...

chris: hi i'm chris Mcclain and this is season 4 of total drama! again for 1 milljion dollars!!! in this season the companotors will have to survive on 2 island in teams! no help, they have to find food build tents and maybe even eat bugs! the teams will have to do hard and maybe disgusting challenges! when a team looses they have to vote some off but *laughs evil* that person wont go home! that person will be send to a cave, full off bats and......well....it's just a hell on earth! when a person gets to the cave they can choose to go home but then that person wont be in the "melt" the "melt"...

My little sister (she's 10) had to make a story in class and it was about a land of treats. She made her favourite character (Lindsay) a lolli-pop and Beth, a chocolate bar and Owen an evil snake! So here's her story...

World Of Treats!
In the World of Treats, there lived two best friends, LindsayPop and BethChoc and they loved to play together.

One day, Lindsay and Beth were playing in the park, when Owen (aka the snake) jumped out of no-where and said ‘I’m going to take over and eat you up!’ Then they both ran as fast as they could, when Lindsay fell over. Owen grabbed her and ran away...

I know that my last article was EXTREMELY suck-ish, okay let's face it. It extremely sucked!

But, this article has everyone's favorite characters...Owen and Gwen!

Enjoy! :)
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Owen and Gwen arrived at the set from "One Flu Over the Cuckoos".

Gwen said, "Why are we here?"

Owen said, "Because I didn't know where else to go."

Gwen said, "Well I'm out of here. You coming, Owen?" Pulls door handle. "You've got to be kidding me."

Owen said, "What?"

"The door is locked."

"Let me see." Gwen moved so Owen...

Josh:"Today on Celebrity Manhunt, we continue the confrontation of AleGwen and NoStar."(C.B.M. Theme Song)

Blaineley:"Now here's the rest of the clip from last week's episode. Just to recap, NoStar is on a double date with Alegwen."

Josh:"Roll the rest of the clip!"
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(walking out of LaserQuest)Star:"You guys lost the bet. So now you gotta pay for anything we want at any restaurant we choose."

Alejandro:"I don't remeber agreeing to anything."

Gwen:"I remember and I quote, 'Which ever team gets the most points gets to pick any restaurant and order anything...

-Did not!Gwen yelled angry from the hall.
-I'm worried because of the test results!Bridgette said.
-Don't worry!Courtney said while she was putting her hand on Bridgette's shoulder.Let's go out after Gwen!
-Okay!
They were walking and guess what!She was writing in her diary.
-Dear diary, today I met someone special at this new school...
She was interrupted.
-Um...Hi!
-Hey!Bridgette said curious.
-Why are you looking at my diary?It's secret!
-We...just...wanted to see what you are doing!Bridgette and Courtney said scared.
-It's ok!
-What about the test?!Bridgette said.
-OH NO!I completely forgot about it!...

At the make up room...
Lindsay:So...Your hair is kind of "horrible".LET'S CUT IT!
Gwen:Shut it, Lindsay!Let's brush it and will look cute if we put in her hair some curlers, her hair will look very cool.
Courtney:I want some lipstick too!
Lindsay:Which?Red like blood or pink like...My favorite color?
Courtney:Ummmmm...Red like blood.
Lindsay:Okay.
Courtney:And a make up.
Lindsay:Ok.


15 minutes later...
Lindsay:Taaa-daaa!
Courtney:*looks in the mirror* Wow!It's fantastic!Thank you, girls!
All the girls:No problem!
Courtney:I am very nervous.If he will not say:"I do"?
Gwen:Don't worry!I think he loves you...

A month passed by without much happening. I was finally in the second trimester—it was about time. Though, with this, my clothes grew tighter, causing for the need to get bigger ones. Luckily, it seemed that my parents had forgotten all about me, not to forget my numerous credit cards, meaning that they still worked. Sierra happily agreed to go shopping for new clothes with me.


“Ew, these are,” I paused to think of a word, “these are just, horrible. Pregnant women wear these?”


We were in a maternity store in a nearby mall.


Sierra looked around the store and pointed to each pregnant woman...

*at highschool* Courtney:Hey Bridge you going to prom? Bridgette:I don't know probably Duncan:Hey Princess you wanna go to prom? Courtney:Sure Babe*hugs Duncan* *at Lunch* Alejandro:*walks over to Heather*Chica would you do me the honor and go to prom with me? Heather:*scoffs*Yeah right!Not in a million years! Alejandro:you sure chica? Heather:Uh I'll think about it! Lindsey:Um Tyson do you wanna go to Prom? Tyler:Uh it's Tyler and Sure Lindsey Trent and Cody:*runs to Gwen* Trent and Cody*at the same time*Gwen you wanna go to prom with me?What no she's going with me! Gwen:I'll go with......................