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Oh, boy, rant time!!! This pairing offends me as both a fangirl and a writer. As a fangirl, it frustrates me that the two people I want to be with Duncan the most can't be with him because they're with EACH OTHER. Everytime they get on screen together I want to jump into the TV, shake them both, and scream, "Love Duncan! One of you love Duncan, damn it! I don't care which one!"

I'm not saying they HAVE to be with Duncan or no one at all-- if this was written better, I could get behind Scourtney. Which leads me to the main reason for my dislike. As a writer, I'm sorry, but I just cannot get behind...

(confessional)

Liza: (stamp's Layla passport) yeah, shocker.

Layla: you think I'm going to vote off Lia? No way. add a z in that name, and you got it.

(over)

(elimination room)
Chris: You have all voted and the first one goes to our invincibility winner Cole!
Cole: mhm.
Chris: The next one goes to.... Lance.
Lance: BOYA!
Chris: Amber.
Amber: YES!
Chris: Rochelle.
Rochelle: YAY!
Chris: Fawn.
Fawn: YAY! Final 8!
Chris: Annie.
Annie: YES!
Chris: Lia.
Lia: YAY!
Chris: Liza. Layla. There is only one more left, and the final one goes to...
Liza: Oh just give it to me! We all know I'm staying.
Chris: No, your not. Your...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World! Alcatraz! The haunted jail. Here, the contestants had to try not to scream to win invisibility. They Merged. Rochelle and Annie saw Al capone. Chilly saw a ghost. And Joss and Lia didn't really see anything. In the end, It has Layla who won indivisibility. And even though Liza was voted off, Joss quit to get his love of his life farther in the game and maybe win. But will she? Find out right now on Total Drama Around the World!

(Theme song)

(Non-first class)
Liza: (holding onto Joss's necklace) (sigh)
Amber: I might have voted for you. But we're...

RSB17

-Time for Plan B: The Hidden Camera-
And -First Milestones-

The teens were shocked to see Blainley sitting on the Celebrity Gossip sofa, with her legs crossed and a triumphant smile on her evil lips.

"You actually thought you could steal the real footage back to make yourselves look innocent?" She laughs. "Nice try Morons! But I thought ahead! I knew you'd want to take back the real video back. I made this fake one to knock you off track! Your never going to find the real tape! So good luck because your lives are officially over! Blainley..Out.."

The Video buzzes off and the young adults stare...

Yeppers, it's part 13! :D Anyway, I've been really happy latley. Maybe my self esteem's been raised in the last few weeks. Eh, probably not. -3- Anyway.....I'm just gonna get this story started now. ^3^;

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*at elimination ceromoney*

*Team Bacon Hawks are in the stands waiting for Chris to show up, but rating-obsessed host was no where in sight*

Alejandro: Uh....where's Chris? Wasn't he supposed to be here ealier?

Rayla: Seriously! >3< I have more important things to do besides waiting for Chris's sorry butt to show...

(Ok I no I should b working on my other storys but im kinda brain dead rite now so I decided to make this. Well enjoy!)

Cody-Girl all the bad guys want by Bowling for Soup

I think this is Cody's theme because Cody is chasing the girl who allways has someone else. In this case the bad boy. But nomadder what Cody does this girl still won't like him.

Alejandro-Womanizer by Brittney Spears

I think it's pretty clear why this is Alejandro's song. CAUSE HE'S A WOMANIZER! I for some reason find it funny that Al is so Manley yet his theme is Brittney Spears.

Geoff-Who's ready to party by Fred

Even thoe I...

At 16:30...
Courtney:*dizzy*Wow!Now I realized that I don't must drink coffee.
Gwen:Look!
Courtney:What?
Gwen:Reef!
Courtney:Hey, he looks like Duncan!
Gary:Hi,everybody!I'm Gary Wilde from Shake It Up Chicago!
Courtney:*sarcastically*Wow, awesome!
Gwen:Don't worry!Now go!
Courtney:Ok!*hugs Gwen*


At the scene...
Courtney:..Bring the lights up, bust the doors down..I can't do this.
Bridgette:Did you can!
Courtney:Go behind me!
Bridgette:Why?
Courtney:*screams*Because you don't know to dance!
Bridgette:I'm going!*sighs and runs away*
Courtney:Bridge, wait!*runs behind her*
Gary:Wow!It seems these two girls have...

'at the mall' ooo look i like this dress' said brigette well go and buy it i will wait said geffo. 'brigette go to the store' 'geffo phone ring' geffo' hello' no answer. hang up' brigette walk out of the store with the dress' ok let find u a outfit said brigette. ok 'brigette and geffo leavs with the out fit' 'at the party' hey what up geffo and gette' said duncan and courety and gwen and tren and linsay and tyler and heather and alejandro . to the last day of highschool said everone. 'everone is dance' 'the door bell ring' everonr stop danceing' duncan go to the door' hey i hard it was a party....

(completely ignores Total Drama World Tour)

Chris: Hello people, we are back for a third season! With some old and some new faces!! The first new face is my new cohost, Alyssa aka GinnyXHarryluv!
Alyssa: Hello! How do y'all do? Welcome to Total Drama Band!
Chris: I was gonna say that!
Alyssa: Well I said it for you. Now let's meet our contestants!!
Chris: Returning is:
Izzy!
Izzy: Boom-boom
Lindsay!
Lindsay: Hi Chris!!
Heather!
Heather: Whatever
LeShawna!
LeShawna: Hey y'all!
Gwen!
Gwen: Hi everyone!!
Beth!
Beth: Hi guys!
Bridgette!
Bridgette: Hi dudes!
Duncan!
Duncan: Hello morons
Geoff!
Geoff: Hi dudes!
Owen!
Owen:...

*confessanails*
scout:yeah chris completely damned up my words i said not aj the cammera ran out of battiries before i could even vote but anyway... i,m sad to see the big lug go. he was alright. even though he was a major pain

mike:the BAD thing is my team is all girl but me
dj:um... yea sure
mike:why are you here
dj:gwen wanted me to give you message which reads-
*end of conssenails*

*la` reloaded,france*
chris:so it was owen to go
duncan:well we know who is going to win now
chris:anyway today`s challenge is...
gwen:did you get my message
mike & trent:yea are you sure
beth:what is up with them
mike...

*confessional*

Jordan: *stamps on Cody* *sigh* what am I doing? I know i HATE Cody and all, but all that will do is bring some crying. agggggggggggggggg.....

Ray: (sighs) I can't vote off the big lug...it's too harsh...I can hold a grudge though (giggles, then sighs again) I'm just gonna vote for Cody. If he gets voted out, he'll finally have a break from those obsessive little cagne that call themselves his >.<

Jasper: I absolutely loved being in Haiti, I mean.. Seeing all those people in need really opened up my vision on the world. If I win, I will definately help out Haiti.
Oh! And,...