Her real name isn't Patrick oh no she has got you fooled!Just pull up a seat and i get you all even schooled!
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She says shes 27 oh no but shes 34!She says she is rich but she can't even afford a door!Shes says she 110 ibs but oh no not even close!Shes 139 ibs and even thats not her most!She doesn't brush her teeth no insteed she wears a sphere!She says she clips her toe nails but i'm sorry my good Dear!HEY!
She chooses the same pears of skirts!One size 4 and one size eight so when she wears the bigger pair it'll look like shes lost weight!HEY!
Patrick:What I need the attention!
You think thats shes unny and you'll laugh at all her jokes,but look at thes 2 guys with there uglylittle cloaks they've been righting all the jokes all along!It looks like she has bown hair but she surly is naturally blond!HEY
Patrick:Not even gonna!
AND HER REAL NAME ISN'T PATRICK!NOT PATRICK!NOT PATRICK!NOT PAT,RICK!HEY!It's RIck!