Dom: Welcome back, we are just moments away from hearing the campers’ impersonation on Scene Dom from Romano and Julietta (Dom's version of Romeo and Juliet). Okay, so here is how it will work, you will all at once say the lines, and if you mess up, then you will be taken out, well you and your partner will be. Are you ready?
Sammy: Um, this hardly seems fair…
Matt: Do you think we care?
Sammy: Well, no, not really but-
Dom: (silencing noises) don’t care. Ok, begin.
All boys: Julietta, you are the shining star from the sky and you are-
Owen: (instead of you are he says) and you aren’t-
Matt: (throws balloon full of grape soda at Owen) you’re out, and you as well Kayla.
Owen: Aw, sorry Kayla.
Kayla: Ugh!! Owen!! (Sits down)
Dom: Continue.
All boys remaining: The bomb and you shall-
Justin: (instead of saying you shall he says) you shalln’t
Matt: (throws balloon) OUT!!!
Hannah: Damn it!!
Penny: Wait, before you say anything else, you didn’t pair me with anyone.
Dom: Matt!! Ugh, well you are safe from humiliation but you are still up for getting voted off.
Penny: (silence) Mmk fair enough. (Sits down)
Matt: Let’s just skip to where the girls start talking. Action!!
All girls: Oh Romano, where art the sun? I need-
Izzy: (instead of saying I need she said) I needeth
Matt: You’re out!! (Throws balloon at Izzy)
Izzy: (laughs) sorry Jake.
Jake: It’s alright. (Thinking: they won’t vote me off anyway, if anything it will be you)
Zelda: Hey you forgot to put me with someone!!
Dom: Oy!! Shut up and sit down!!
Zelda: O-oh k-Kay.
Dom: Continue!!
All girls remaining: Warmth, to heat my heart of gold-
Bloody Mary: (instead of heart of gold she says) Heart of mold.
Matt: Out!! (Throws balloon at Bloody Mary)
Bloody Mary: YOU DARE THROW A GRAPE SODA FILLED BALLOON AT ME?!?!?! (Strangles Matt)
Dom: (Stands up)
Mexican Jesus: SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!! (Tackles Dom)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP… Please excuse the technical difficulties, while we wait for them to get out of the hospital please feel free to take a wiz, or get some food, BLINK, FOCUS, or anything else you might need to do… ♫ Elevator music ♫


Matt: We are back and the remaining players are Alejandro & Sammy, Duncan & Rochelle, and Dylan & Brittany. ACTION!!!!
Girls: Oh Romano, I needeth a kiss to last forever.
Boys: Alright!! (Lean in for kiss)
Duncan: I’m not going to kiss Rochelle.
Rochelle: Why not?
Duncan: Because you are annoying and whiny!
Rochelle: (Starts to cry)
Dylan: HEY!!! Don’t you talk to my girlfriend like that!
Duncan: I’m not scared of you.
Dylan: (Tackles Duncan) Take it back or I will break your arm!!
Duncan: N-Nev- alright I’m sorry Rochelle!!
Dylan: (Gets off of Duncan) you better never talk to her like that again. Because if you do, it won’t be pretty.
Duncan: Whatever.
Dom: Alright, by default, Alejandro and Sammy win… (At elimination ceremony) Okay, I’m going to vote off two people, and those two people are Duncan and Gwen.
Gwen: I haven’t even done anything besides keep your-
Matt: (Eyes wide) you saw that?
Gwen: Yes, I did, everyone Matt and-
Dom: Quick!! (Throws Gwen and Duncan into a bag, then throws them into the wilderness) Until next time!!!


Afterwards back at camp
Rochelle: (Approaches Dylan) Hey thanks for that thing that you did for me.
Dylan: I wasn’t going to allow him to do that to you. I can’t stand to see you cry. Because you mean the world to me.
Rochelle: It doesn’t feel like it.
Dylan: Will this prove it? (Kisses)
Rochelle: Yes!! (Starts to rain)
Dylan: We should get inside.
Rochelle: Nope. (Kissing Dylan)