Matt: Hello there, I am Matthew Bellamy, and this is my good friend-
Dom: Dominic Howard.
Matt: Yes, Erm…welcome to Total…Drama…Next Generation. Our contestants are here!! Here is Zelda.
Zelda: Hi there!!!
Matt: And here-
Dom: Let me say something…
Matt: Please excuse Dom's immature behavior…
Dom: You never let me fin-
Matt: Here is Rochelle.
Rochelle: Hi there, I’m ready to beat all!!!!
Dom: Here is-
Matt: Jake.
Dom: (Tackles Matt) I’m going to tell Mexican Jesus if you don’t let me talk!!!
Matt: (Gasps) ok fine.
Dom: Here is Alejandra.
Matt: Brittany, Hannah, Penny, Nicole, and Sammy are here.
Dom: And returning from the original season is: Duncan, Gwen, Courtney, Justin, Izzy, Owen, and Alejandro. Hey where is-
Dylan: I am here, whoa! I missed the plane…but I am here.
Rochelle: You’re here!! (Hugs Dylan)

Confessionals:
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Brittany: What the hell? Why would she just cling to him like that???

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Matt: Alrighty, your first challenge is to sit through a Justin Beiber music video.
Jake: NO!! (faints)
Penny: (Giggles)
Dom: No, your first challenge is to do *suspenseful music* The ripcord…
Matt: Dun dun…d-DUN!!!
Brittany: This will be so-
Rochelle: Scary?
Brittany: NO, FUN!!!
Dom: the groups will be like this: Duncan, Penny Justin. Then Izzy, Owen, Hannah. Sammy, Courtney, Zelda. Rochelle, Dylan, and Brittany.
Kayla: What about me and Jake?
Matt: You two will be paired with…
Dom: Mexican Jesus!!
Matt: Yea, we must summon him… (Matt and Dom chanting)
Mexican Jesus: (Comes down) WHAT? SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!
Matt: Join us next time on Total…Drama…Next Generation!!