"I, too, love a good cat fight, but one with real cats who wear tiny boxing gloves." - Harold (2008: A Space Owen)
"Oooh, your face, in my glands. Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, it's you and meeeee! And you and me makes weeeee! You. And me-e-e-e-e-e-eee, like butterknives we're free! We're freeeee!" - Lindsay (Rock n' Rule)
"Everybody knows that more wars have been won with a shovel than a sword. Give a man a hole and what does he have? Nothing, but give a man a shovel and he can dig a hole to contain the nothing." - Harold (The Chefshank Redemption)
(in confessional) "I got some! Courtney's hair, soon it will be mine, all mine! (starts laughing like a maniac) What? I'm not crazy, I'm just bald!" - Heather (One Million Bucks, B.C.)
"Wasn't that song brilliant? It was so brilliant, I know everybody wishes they could hear it over and over and over again! And now they can. Relive the magic of Courtney for only $12.99. Call 555-SELLOUT to get your authentic Princess Courtney CD before everyone else downloads it illegally!" - Chris McLean (The Princess Pride)
(in confessional) "My mom says I eat when I'm upset. And happy. And tired. Not to mention bored, gassy, morose, joyous, comatose, semi-conscious, (suddenly grows a mustache) avuncular... (giggles) Avuncular." - Owen (Monster Cash)
"I bet Ryan Seacrest's driver would be able to fly the car!" - Chris McLean (The Aftermath: IV)
"Oh, you're going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!" - Tyler (Dodgebrawl)
"If you were food, you'd be dessert! Chocolate covered chocolate with chocolate sauce and sprinkles...(laughs) chocolate ones!" - Owen (The Chefshank Redemption)
(in confessional) "As if I'm going to play second fiddle to a tarantula. Ugh! I hate that gross hairy creature...and his pet spider, too." - Courtney (2008: A Space Owen)
"Ready? Here we go! F-I-S-H-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You fishy, uh-huh! You fishy, uh-huh! Come on, get your fins up! Fins up! Come on, get your fins up! (stops cheering) Get your fins up!" - Courtney (Top Dog)
"There are so many fighting styles to choose from. (pantomiming each style) Monkey! Tiger! Chicken! Dolphin! EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE!" - Harold (Crouching Courtney, Hidden Owen)
"Oh, sorry. (sarcastic) Woo-hoo, way to throw those murder balls. Go, team, go." - Noah (Dodgebrawl)
"What's the matter with you?! No one deserves to be more famous that you guys! You can't just give up! Do you have any idea how many millions of fans there are out there? I've been watching, blogging, PVRing you since the first episode! I, I mean, we, have fan sites about each and every one of you. We know everything about you, and we are rooting for you! We know your eating habits, your hopes, your fears,... YOUR DENTAL RECORDS!" - Sierra (Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special)
"What's wrong with you, girl?! You think I raised my son to talk smack behind people's backs?!" - DJ's Mother (Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special)
"Stay awake for 12 hours? I could do that in my sleep! (falls asleep)" - Owen (The Big Sleep)
(singing) "Come fly with us! Come die with us!" - Noah (Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1)
"Who wants a ride on my invisible jet?" - Lindsay (Super Hero-ld)
(acting) "I just wanted to let you know... you guys are the best darn badminton players I've had the pleasure of coaching. You're beacons of freedom. Show the Olympic Committee we deserve a chance. Show them, it's not badminton, it's goodminton. Heck, it's greatminton! Now get out there and win one for the Flipper!" - Chris McLean (Million Dollar Babies)
(while switching the votes in confessional) "You guys think you're so funny. Let's see how you like it when someone messes with your love life." - Harold (Basic Straining)
(in confessional) "Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, and then you get to buy them a pop and listen and then, well, they still won't go out with you, but you get to buy them a pop!" - Cody (Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1)
(in confessional) Do I think that I ride on my good looks? That I use them to my advantage? Do I think that being really, really ridiculously good-looking has given me the upper hand in life? (chuckles) Duh. - Justin (Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island)
(in confessional) "I don't get it. I'm the least talked about contestant on all the fan blogs. Even Zeke gets more play, and he always gets eliminated first. Worst of all, on the flight here, Lindsay called me Noah. Noah! I have to make her see me." - Tyler (Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better)
(in obvious pain) "Finally! Thanks for not noticing that I was missing all night! What am I, Tyler?!" - Noah (Broadway, Baby!)
(in confessional) "Chris actually told us the truth for once? What's next? Being treated with actual respect?" - Owen (Beach Blanket Bogus)
(in confessional) "Uh, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can you parents my phone and worry them not to tell... Santa?" (passes out and falls out door) - Owen (Jamaica Me Sweat)
(to Sierra) "The things you know frighten all of us. Really, they do." - Chris McLean (Greece's Pieces)
(in confessional) "Luckily, I don't need Tyler for his brains. I'm still not exactly sure what I need him for, but it's definitely not brains." - Alejandro (Jamaica Me Sweat)
(talking about Duncan) "Not only do I not like him, I can't stand him. He's rude, he's rebellious, and he's totally annoying... and I'm gonna go check on him. (walks away)" - Courtney (Basic Straining)
(defusing the time bomb) "Hmm, it's boxy. Ha! Better hit it with a hammer just to be sure." - Izzy (Aftermath: Revenge of the Telethon)
(about Blaineley) My mom always said, "If you can fart and burp at the same time, you have no soul." - Geoff (Aftermath Aftermayhem)
"Oooh, your face, in my glands. Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, it's you and meeeee! And you and me makes weeeee! You. And me-e-e-e-e-e-eee, like butterknives we're free! We're freeeee!" - Lindsay (Rock n' Rule)
"Everybody knows that more wars have been won with a shovel than a sword. Give a man a hole and what does he have? Nothing, but give a man a shovel and he can dig a hole to contain the nothing." - Harold (The Chefshank Redemption)
(in confessional) "I got some! Courtney's hair, soon it will be mine, all mine! (starts laughing like a maniac) What? I'm not crazy, I'm just bald!" - Heather (One Million Bucks, B.C.)
"Wasn't that song brilliant? It was so brilliant, I know everybody wishes they could hear it over and over and over again! And now they can. Relive the magic of Courtney for only $12.99. Call 555-SELLOUT to get your authentic Princess Courtney CD before everyone else downloads it illegally!" - Chris McLean (The Princess Pride)
(in confessional) "My mom says I eat when I'm upset. And happy. And tired. Not to mention bored, gassy, morose, joyous, comatose, semi-conscious, (suddenly grows a mustache) avuncular... (giggles) Avuncular." - Owen (Monster Cash)
"I bet Ryan Seacrest's driver would be able to fly the car!" - Chris McLean (The Aftermath: IV)
"Oh, you're going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!" - Tyler (Dodgebrawl)
"If you were food, you'd be dessert! Chocolate covered chocolate with chocolate sauce and sprinkles...(laughs) chocolate ones!" - Owen (The Chefshank Redemption)
(in confessional) "As if I'm going to play second fiddle to a tarantula. Ugh! I hate that gross hairy creature...and his pet spider, too." - Courtney (2008: A Space Owen)
"Ready? Here we go! F-I-S-H-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You fishy, uh-huh! You fishy, uh-huh! Come on, get your fins up! Fins up! Come on, get your fins up! (stops cheering) Get your fins up!" - Courtney (Top Dog)
"There are so many fighting styles to choose from. (pantomiming each style) Monkey! Tiger! Chicken! Dolphin! EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE!" - Harold (Crouching Courtney, Hidden Owen)
"Oh, sorry. (sarcastic) Woo-hoo, way to throw those murder balls. Go, team, go." - Noah (Dodgebrawl)
"What's the matter with you?! No one deserves to be more famous that you guys! You can't just give up! Do you have any idea how many millions of fans there are out there? I've been watching, blogging, PVRing you since the first episode! I, I mean, we, have fan sites about each and every one of you. We know everything about you, and we are rooting for you! We know your eating habits, your hopes, your fears,... YOUR DENTAL RECORDS!" - Sierra (Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special)
"What's wrong with you, girl?! You think I raised my son to talk smack behind people's backs?!" - DJ's Mother (Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special)
"Stay awake for 12 hours? I could do that in my sleep! (falls asleep)" - Owen (The Big Sleep)
(singing) "Come fly with us! Come die with us!" - Noah (Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1)
"Who wants a ride on my invisible jet?" - Lindsay (Super Hero-ld)
(acting) "I just wanted to let you know... you guys are the best darn badminton players I've had the pleasure of coaching. You're beacons of freedom. Show the Olympic Committee we deserve a chance. Show them, it's not badminton, it's goodminton. Heck, it's greatminton! Now get out there and win one for the Flipper!" - Chris McLean (Million Dollar Babies)
(while switching the votes in confessional) "You guys think you're so funny. Let's see how you like it when someone messes with your love life." - Harold (Basic Straining)
(in confessional) "Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, and then you get to buy them a pop and listen and then, well, they still won't go out with you, but you get to buy them a pop!" - Cody (Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1)
(in confessional) Do I think that I ride on my good looks? That I use them to my advantage? Do I think that being really, really ridiculously good-looking has given me the upper hand in life? (chuckles) Duh. - Justin (Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island)
(in confessional) "I don't get it. I'm the least talked about contestant on all the fan blogs. Even Zeke gets more play, and he always gets eliminated first. Worst of all, on the flight here, Lindsay called me Noah. Noah! I have to make her see me." - Tyler (Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better)
(in obvious pain) "Finally! Thanks for not noticing that I was missing all night! What am I, Tyler?!" - Noah (Broadway, Baby!)
(in confessional) "Chris actually told us the truth for once? What's next? Being treated with actual respect?" - Owen (Beach Blanket Bogus)
(in confessional) "Uh, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can you parents my phone and worry them not to tell... Santa?" (passes out and falls out door) - Owen (Jamaica Me Sweat)
(to Sierra) "The things you know frighten all of us. Really, they do." - Chris McLean (Greece's Pieces)
(in confessional) "Luckily, I don't need Tyler for his brains. I'm still not exactly sure what I need him for, but it's definitely not brains." - Alejandro (Jamaica Me Sweat)
(talking about Duncan) "Not only do I not like him, I can't stand him. He's rude, he's rebellious, and he's totally annoying... and I'm gonna go check on him. (walks away)" - Courtney (Basic Straining)
(defusing the time bomb) "Hmm, it's boxy. Ha! Better hit it with a hammer just to be sure." - Izzy (Aftermath: Revenge of the Telethon)
(about Blaineley) My mom always said, "If you can fart and burp at the same time, you have no soul." - Geoff (Aftermath Aftermayhem)
