Total Drama Island Article: Paterific

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posted by SlimShady34

P,P,P,P,P,P,Paterific is my name!Kicking Owen is my game!And you can't keep up with my Paterific thang!
Owen:SHES PATERIFIC!S,S,S,S,SO TERRIFIC!
Im f,f,famouse!SO F**KING FAMOUSE!
courtney:THIS IS SO AGAINST THE RULES!DOES PATRICK THINK WERE A BUNCH OF FOOLS!?
Chris:THIS IS NOT AGAINST THE RULES!HAVENT YOU WENT TO A BUNCH OF SCHOOLS?!
Owen:SHES PATERIFIC!
Heather:M,M,M,MAKE ME SING!
Im f,f,famouse!So F**king famouse!GIVE ME A HALF OF NO FOAM LATEE!DEEP STEAMED ON 102 HEAT!
*music cuts*
What?I'm famouse now!
*music plays again*
Owen:SHES PATERIFIC!
Duncan:So,so,so herific!
F,F,F,famouse!SO VERY...
cody:Who are you again?
WHAT!?WHO AM I!?WHO AM I!?WHO ARE YOU!
It's a fact that science can still think I'm Paterific!
Courtney&Heather:SHES NOT SO FAMOUSE!TURNS OUT SHES NOT SO FAMOUSE!
Whatevers!

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soxfan89 Well, You Did Yet Another Good Job! This One Is The Best.

SlimShady34 thanx

soxfan89 We're Starting To Like Each Other Again!

SlimShady34 ya?

soxfan89 No, I'm Not Kidding! You've Seen The Differece.

SlimShady34 ok then...

agtimm Nice...

SlimShady34 XD i make funny

agtimm nice danny. hahahaha

SlimShady34 but i am done with these stupid things

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The Diary of a Shy Heiress: A Duncan/Rikki story (Chapter 1)

posted by DuncansMyLuv14

Rikki Daniels

I heard this really annoying beeping noise right in the middle of this awesome dream I was having. I slowly opened my eyes to find that it was my stupid alarm clock, which, for some reason I couldn’t remember, I had set for 5:30 in the damn morning when I usually had it set for 6:00. I stood up, and turned the alarm off before slowly making my way out of my room, which was pretty much a huge flash of different shades of purple every other place you looked. My place isn't the easiest place to get around at first, but since I've lived in this house with my dad, mom and twin sister for a years...

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Total Drama Details Chapter 4-Shut Up And Shake (Pt 4)

posted by bubblegum505

Chris: Welcome to the first EVER Total Drama Details Elimantion Ceremony (which is sad, 'cause we're on the fourth episode). You'll make your way to the phone booth, and say the name of the person you want to get rid of. If you're safe, you'll recieve a plastic toy cell phone.

*In the confessionals*

Annie: I don't think I have it in me to vote anyone out....

Jar3d: *picks up phone* Hello....?

Harold: My mad skillz and I vote for Storm. She scares me. Even if I'm wasting my vote.

Storm: Alejandro. That dumb@$$ mother****er is annoying and stuck up! **ck him!

*End of confessionals*

Chris: Ok, when...

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Total Drama Details Chapter 2

posted by bubblegum505

Chris: Okay,Kiddies! Here are your rooms:

In the first room will be...... *looking through list* Mizzie and Storm! Then.....Addrey and Raynetta!

Ray: *throws a rock at Chris*

Chris: OW! Luckily my hard as rock with the soft texture hair blocked that!

....Zoey and Gwen.... Andrea and Courtney... Annie and Duncan.... Harold and Cody and Jared and Alejandro.

Everyone (besides Storm and Mizzie): WHAT!

Chris: Adios!*leaves with jet pack*

Duncan: I'm gonna kill that jerk!

*all the girls walk over to him*

Alejandro: I think we're suppose to get going now....

Zoey: Uh yeah... *grabs bags*

Mizzie: Yeah... your...

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TOTAL DRAMA SURVIVOR episode 2 part 1

posted by agtimm

Chris: Yo! Welcome back to....
TOTAL DRAMA SURVIVOR!

Rayven: Are you gonna say that
Everytime chris?

Chris: *whispers* im getting paid
to say this.

Rayven: *rolls eyes*

Chris: In the last exciting episdoe
of TOTAL DRAMA SURVIVOR the two teams
the good team and the bad team had to
compete in a singing contest. The evil
team won and the good team had to send
someone home. Alex's temper got a little
out of control and she tryed to convince
everybody on the good team to vote off
lindsay because she wasnt doing anything.
Luckily she convinced them right and poor
little lindsay took a ride on the boat of
losers....

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TOTAL DRAMA SURVIVOR episode 1 part 2 The Teams

posted by agtimm

*At the camp fire pit*

Chris: Okay there are two teams, the good team and the evil team. And here they are... The good team is... Alex,Penny,Rebecca,Lisa and lulu. The TDI characters on the good team are... Cody,Geoff,Lindsay,Katie and Bridgette.

The people on the evil team are... Rayven,Jared,Jade,Annie and Aydan. The TDI characters on the evil team are... Duncan,Alejandro,Heather,Courtney and Izzy.

Chris: Okay everybody the first challange will by the dock in one hour!

*Stay tuned for part 3! Chris will anounce the first challange*

Total Drama Memories ~ DxC ~ Chapter 1 ~ Forgotten

posted by juviechick1339

CxD

i woke up feeling groggy and tired. i was at the hospital, i noticed, but i didnt know why. then i heard voices.

'She wont remember you. she wont remember anyone.' one voice said. the other person was crying. i wondered who had forgotten everyone. i got up and found some clothes. i changed out of the hospital gown and put them on. there was a black miniskirt and a tight dark purple tank top and a pair of black boots. i put my hair up in low pigtails. then i left the room.

'Courtney?' a woman with mocha coloured hair like me looked at me. she was crying.

'who's Courtney?' i asked, utterly confused....

Spy With Me-a Total Drama love story. Prolouge: A long time later...

posted by tdafan121

5 years have passed since all the Total Drama contestants were freed of Chris and his challenges and the monatary prizes. After the show ended, the competitors had their minds wiped. None of them knew where the past year had went. They were unconcious for an hour after the mind wipe, just enough time to bring six ccastmates into a large buisness like building. The rest were sent home. One competitor slyly escaped the mindwipe. She was still knocked unconcious by the shock, though, and was dragged off to that building with 5 others. They could only vaugely remember their fellow castmates names....

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total drama cruiseline episode 4

posted by KARIxTRENT

chris:your challangee:
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed by the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the boat to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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total drama cruiseline episode 3

posted by KARIxTRENT

chris:last time on tdc the guests were FINNALLY on a boat!
kari was sleeping on trents chest.
(hell wish I could do that in REAL life)
chris had a foghorn he used to wake them up.
everyone woke up and looked groggy.
chris:time to take off!
(chef set off the anchor and by accident was left behind)
kari:eh no big loss.
confessions of kari:
now we wont have to deal with his food.
(she shrugged)
chef:peh now atleast I can take my vacation.
(he put a hula skirt on)
everyone was laying back chillin' until the hit a bump.
trent almost flew off but kari caught him and he landed on top of her they shrugged and made...

The TDA Replay; Episode 16; Dial M for Merger {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 16: “Dial M For Merger”

“AAAHH!” I screamed as one by one, the campers fell into a pit. I had to do something!
I did a flip in. What, it was always good to practice my gymnastics!
Duncan and the others; Leshawna, Justin, Courtney, Harold and Beth were lying there, possibly unconscious. I stepped over to Duncan.
“Wake up,” I whispered. “Duncan… please…” Nothing happened.
I kissed him.
His eyes flitted open. It worked!! “Kiyurie…?”
The others were starting to wake up also… then Chris explained the challenge. A Spy Challenge… and the teams merged! Yes! No more competing...

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Al Capone and Duncan Malone by katie4cheer chapter 14

posted by IDDfan

“What do you mean?” Courtney asks, breathless. It felt as if she was just punched in the gut. “You’re taking me… home?”

“It’s too dangerous to keep you living with me at Log Cabin. You could have gotten killed, and I’m not going to risk your life any more,” Duncan explains. He refused to make eye contact with her, even though they were parked in the alley next to the hideout. Duncan twists the key and the faint motor shuts off.

Duncan crosses his arms over the steering wheel and sets his forehead on his wrists with a huge sigh. “But I wasn’t hardly safe without you, either,...

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Total Drama's Next Top Modle Episode 1 part 1

posted by gwenfan3445

Aydan-Welcome to T.D.N.T.M.Today we will meet 14 contestants and our 2 juges

(Jared and Chase Lee walk in)

Aydan-Time to meet the contestants

(Ele,Chrissy,Lyric,Ava,Lisa,Trixie,Sumer,Yuri,Andrea,Cathie,
Anna,Yoko, and Kalie walk in)

Aydan-Welcome ladies

Chrissy-..I really shouldn't of auditioned

Lyric-That make 2 of us!

Sumer-This is..EXITING!!!!!

Andrea- and fancy

Ava-And expensive

Aydan-Now go settle into you cabin

(hour later)

Aydan-Now you first challenge is........

To be countinued..

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 11

posted by IDDfan

Motorcycles and The Secret

Duncan was on the roof of the apartment, basking in the silence. He was lying down on the ground, arms behind his head, just relaxing. For once, he didn’t think of Princess, and for once, he didn’t see or hear Princess the whole entire morning.

Well, until now.

“Duncan!” he heard a familiar voice shriek. “Duncan Aiden Evans, please come over here! I’m being extraordinarily polite, so you better listen!”

Duncan ignored her, smirking.

“Please, Duncan?!”

O right this is all I got from now ;) if you want more you know who ask. You don't know? I can tell you...

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Al Capone and Duncan Malone by katie4cheer chapter 9

posted by IDDfan

Late next afternoon, Duncan and Courtney were walking along the cracked sidewalks in downtown Chicago. They were heading towards the grocery store for the weekly grocery shopping. Since she was going to be the secretary at the Log Cabin Company, she had to find out some of Duncan’s spending habits. Like, for example, what he bought to eat every week.

Then another thought was nagging at the back of Courtney’s head: Where did Mary live? What speakeasy did she work at? The urge to scratch out Mary’s eyes out with Courtney’s French-tipped fingernails bubbled up each time she thought about...

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TDS EPISODE 3:OOGA-BOOGA!

posted by djdog

yuri:*YAWNS* hey,wheres phil? *ELSEWHERE*katherine:hey,wheres violet? max:*RADIOS IN TO BOTH TEAMS* BOTH YOUR CAPTAINS HAVE BEEN CAPTURED AT NIGHT BY A TRIBE! jacki:who cares?!?well,thats just less compotition for me! max:but your challenge is to find them!yuri,your the crocs captain,for now. izabel,your the squirrles captain!the tribe should be in the north-east,now get going! *LATER, CROCS 12 MILES AWAY FROM TRIBE* yuri:hey guys,wait,i think i heard something! *CRACK* alex:who's there? tribe member:AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!*LAUNCHES SPEAR AND HITS YURI'S SHOULDER* yuri:AAAAAHHHHH!!!!...

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EPISODE 1 PART 3:THE MISERY BEGINS!

posted by djdog

max:last time on tds!,jacki became super-smart,some-one,wich you will find out who now!,had the false parchute,and the challenge BEGINS! phil:OH MY GOD,ALEX! alex:WHAT? phil:you landed on bigfoot! alex:so? phil:so?uh, i dunno,ITS JUST SO FU**ING HARD TO FIND HIM,AND NOW HE'S DEAD!LETS JUST GO! crocs:ok! violet:us too,guys! squirrles:ok! *LATER* bear:RRRAAAHHHHRRRR!!! izabel:AAAHHH!!!!!PHIL,YOU HAVE A KNIFE!,DO SOMETHING!!! phil:OK *climbs tree,swings from vine,and kills bear* max from studio:OOHH!NICE KILL,PHIL!HEY,I RYHME!HA,HA,HA!OH,LOOKS LIKE THE SQUIRRLES ARE ABOUT TO FACE THIER BEAR!HEY,I...

total drama the haunting episode 8 part 1

posted by splinter505

Phil: last time on total drama the haunting, 2 campers got to be clowns while the rest sat down to watch it at the end jumanji won the zombies a trip home. what will happen who will loose and while my girlfriend visit find out more on this episode of total drama the haunting.
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i lost a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break

Total Drama TV episode 1 Hawaii part 2: Hide From Witch Mountain

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Later that afternoon outside the huts...

Chris: *to the contestants* OK, so this is how it's going to work. Your first challenge will take place up there. *points to the mountain* To win Invincibility, you have to make your way to the top of the mountain and find the key to the helicopter to get you the heck outta there.

Luke: Piece of cake.

Chris: Not necissarily, bro. You have to get to the top of the mountain-while dodging cyphids, flying rocks, and explosions.

Veronica: Um, Chris? What's a cyphid? Idk.

Duncan/Jacki/Brittani: *snicker at the brunette dumbass*

Chris: Oh, you'll see. The cyphids...

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Total Drama TV: Hawaii episode 1 pt 1: Hide From Witch Mountain

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Brittani...

Chris: Ok, so this is how it's gonna work - sixteen teens are gonna join me here, and as usual, they'll have to complete challenges. But (like TDA), they'll have to complete challenges based on current movies and TV shows! For example, if the challenge is to find a hidden helicopter while avoiding obstacles like cyphids, flying boulders, explosions and whatnot, then the movie would be Race to Witch Mountain. Got it?

Brittani: The first Monday morning after settling in the huts on the beaches of Honolulu (YAY, beaches!!!!)

There were six other girls here besides me - Lianna (goth girl), Jacki...

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Total Drama Freaks Chapter 2- The puddle of Unicorns and Steel

posted by bubblegum05

Last time on TOTAL DRAMA FREAKS

Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.

*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*

7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are you people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the unicorns and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.

*Everyone walks over*

"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I love STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*

"Where are we?What are unicorns and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" said Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."

PART 2 COMING SOON