Total Drama Island Article: Paterific

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posted by SlimShady34

P,P,P,P,P,P,Paterific is my name!Kicking Owen is my game!And you can't keep up with my Paterific thang!
Owen:SHES PATERIFIC!S,S,S,S,SO TERRIFIC!
Im f,f,famouse!SO F**KING FAMOUSE!
courtney:THIS IS SO AGAINST THE RULES!DOES PATRICK THINK WERE A BUNCH OF FOOLS!?
Chris:THIS IS NOT AGAINST THE RULES!HAVENT YOU WENT TO A BUNCH OF SCHOOLS?!
Owen:SHES PATERIFIC!
Heather:M,M,M,MAKE ME SING!
Im f,f,famouse!So F**king famouse!GIVE ME A HALF OF NO FOAM LATEE!DEEP STEAMED ON 102 HEAT!
*music cuts*
What?I'm famouse now!
*music plays again*
Owen:SHES PATERIFIC!
Duncan:So,so,so herific!
F,F,F,famouse!SO VERY...
cody:Who are you again?
WHAT!?WHO AM I!?WHO AM I!?WHO ARE YOU!
It's a fact that science can still think I'm Paterific!
Courtney&Heather:SHES NOT SO FAMOUSE!TURNS OUT SHES NOT SO FAMOUSE!
Whatevers!

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soxfan89 Well, You Did Yet Another Good Job! This One Is The Best.

SlimShady34 thanx

soxfan89 We're Starting To Like Each Other Again!

SlimShady34 ya?

soxfan89 No, I'm Not Kidding! You've Seen The Differece.

SlimShady34 ok then...

agtimm Nice...

SlimShady34 XD i make funny

agtimm nice danny. hahahaha

SlimShady34 but i am done with these stupid things

Biffles For Life

posted by kk99aa

Vannessa,Diamond,Crystaale, and sasuke walked down the streets. Not going anywhere. Just walking. Why? No reason. And what else were they doing? Talking. Of course. The conversation shifted from Vannessa's new pierced tounge,Diamond's new earings,Crystaale's toyota, to Sasuke's greatest fear. They walked into the movie theater, bought tickets, and sat down to watch "The propasal". They laughed their heads off, Cried, and overall had an awesome day.The pranced home, for a wicked slumber pary. Vannessa in her Black PJ's , Diamond in her pink ones , Crystaale in her Blue ones, And Sasuke in her yellow ones.They had A BLAST!

THE RANDOM END

total drama the haunting fanfiction

posted by splinter505

im gonna make a serious called total drama the haunting (tdh) and if you wanna join post your fan fiction character with his/her stats and i'll see what to do with it if i choose it wat ev if i dont youl be in next session just comment with stats and the pic so um um um um um um um um umu um um umu um um pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! oh yeah and this one is mine
----------------------------------------------------"i will destroy the world... after my cofee break" later that day "um mr.cop can i destroy the world?" "sure" "thanks" later again "yay my lazer is almost powered" butler comes in "um sir" "D:< shut up" butt sir" "i said shut up you mother f**kin b***h" " butt sir" big explosion "i tried to warn you" sees ghost "holly s**t" dies of fright "what"

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Total Drama Freaks Chapter 1 - The Candy Cane Cave Part 1

posted by bubblegum05

"ALL RIGHT IS EVERYONE READY TO GO?!"Blurted out Courtney."Yep!"said Alex and Aydan together."Hey DJ!Wanna take your car?"said Yoko."Sorry,but we all have to take the bus."replied DJ.

*Gasps*-Andrea
"Ok what the heck happened now?"asked Brooke and Duncan as they started climbing up the hill."Nothing,anyways Cody cuaght me."Andrea said extremly happy."Hehe no problem!"laughed Cody."I don't think guys are suppopesed to giggle."teased Lisa.

"Every has their equipment on?Good!Let's Go!"yelled Becca."Aw crap,i just fell into some bear crap....BEAR crap?!OH HECK NO!" screamed Katie.*Everyone starts...

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DxB Love (episode 1 part 1:The only begining)

posted by gwentrentever

Brittani n' Duncan

Hi Duncan-Brittani
Hi do i know you?-Duncan
no but your from TDI/TDA-Brittani
so you wanna make out-Duncan
HELL YEAH!!!-Brittani
*they make out*
(1 hour later)

so you wanna like go out sometime or something-Duncan
Sure and your an awesome kisser-Brittani
yeah i know-Duncan
well um i'll see you tomarow here's my number-Brittani
thanks and your really hott-Duncan
umm thanks your SUPER HOTT-Brittani

(At Brittani's house)

YOU MADE OUT WITH DUNCAN-Jacki(Brittani's sister)
yes-Brittani
BUT HE'S MY DREAM GUY I'M THE PUNK ONE-Jacki
im sorry he's just so hott and i want him SOOO bad-Brittani
Fine whatever but if he touches...

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This is all in you're head-episode 1 part 2 (read sorry Me and my tdi besties(high school)...

posted by bubblegum05

*Im shopping with courtney,bridgette,izzy and lindsay*
Lindsay:Ooooo!I love this shirt! Aren't they adorable?
Courtney:Lindsay,you're only holding one shirt.
Bridgette:I think this is cute.
*
*Bridgette holds up a baby blue hoodie*
Me:That would look really good on you.
Lindsay:Ooo!and you should tie up you're hair with it!
Courtney:Uh,oh.Here comes Gwen...*snickers*..and she's with her parents,her little brother and cody is following her.
Gwen:I don't want to be in here.
gwen's mom:Joe,put that down!
*Gwen's little brother is holding up panties*
JoeEwwwww!Gwen isn't this the one you have?

*We all laugh*
Gwen:What?You're here?
Courtney:*Snickers*Come on girls,our pedis are scheduled right now.

*At Pedi-Yeti(the nail salon)*
Lindsay:I just love the pedi-yetimascot! it's cute,furry...kinda like my new top!
Bridgette:I agree,this place is awesome.

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Sound of Madness Lyrics By:Shinedown

posted by megaDUNCANfan

Yeah, I get it, you're an outcast
Always under attack, always coming in last
Bringing up the past, no one owes you anything
I think you need a shotgun blast, a kick in the ass
So paranoid, watch your back

Oh my, here we go

Another lose cannon gone bi-polar
Slipped down, couldn't get much lower
Quicksand's got no sense of humor
I'm still laughing like hell

You think that by crying to me
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe
You've been infected by a social disease
Well, then take your medicine

I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
Somehow I'm still here to explain
That the darkest hour never...

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Harold Meets Napolen

posted by LeshawnaGirl

Hey my name is Harold. Hey my name is Napoleon.

Hows a goin, sick hair, yeah im good and yeah it

pretty much took me a while to do. Harold- Do you

gave any sick gel I can borrow for my hair. Yeah

i can pretty much gurantee u I can get you a sick

bottle. Napoleon- Can you give us one of you yo

yo's for my troop meeting. I guess, if only we

switch glasses. Sure yours a pretty sick too,

so I guess it won't matter.I have allergoes so i

keep sneezing so dont mind, so do I. I went to

camp last year and I learned sick magic tricks, I

could teach if you want. No i alrady went!

Oh wel,, seeyeah!

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All about Cody!(And yes it is copied from Wikipedia.XD)

posted by crazychick1213

Cody

Cody (voiced by Peter Oldring) (who also voices Ezekiel and Tyler) is the scientific dork.

* Basic: Cody has been spoiled all his life and uses his money to buy techno gadgets. He claims to study the cool crowd (not really) and believes he is one of the cool kids. He is slightly obsessed with girls and getting one (Gwen, Lindsay, or Any girl who wants him!) to be his girlfriend.

* Total Drama Island: When Cody arrives, he immediately starts to "hit" on some of the girls on TDI. He is chosen to be on The Screaming Gophers. Cody competes well in some of the challenges, such as the dodgeball...

TOTAL DRAMA PRO WRESTLING EPISODE 1 OF 3

posted by dxarmy423

1. Diva's tag team

Lindsay and Beth v.s. Eva and Heather

2. Last man standing

Cody v.s. Trent with gwen

3. Triple threat

Izzy v.s. bridgette v.s LaShawna

4. 5 man battle royal

Tyler v.s. DJ v.s. justin v.s. Noah v.s. Eziekiel

5. Special referee Hell in the Cell

Duncan v.s. Harold Ref: Owen

Please give me more ideas for matches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!