Total Drama Island Article: Katie,Sadie and Duncan the unicorns

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posted by agtimm

This whole story is based on the youtube video called charlie teh unicorn.

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Katie: Duncannnnn!

Sadie: Duncannnnn!

Duncan: ugh, what?

Katie: We gotta go! were burning this place down!

Duncan: Well what about all the animals in the forest?

Sadie: Well clearly their gonna BURN alot!

Katie: Well that isnt nice!

Sadie: Why dont you shut the hellll up.

Katie: No you shut the helll up.

Sadie: No you shut the helll up.

Duncan: Alright you can both go and shut the hell up.

Katie: Im not talkin to you duncan!

Sadie: Rainbow! *barfs*

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*on a bridge*

Sadie: HOLY CRAP WERE ON A BRIDGE!

Katie: oh god im falling, i had so much to live forrrrr.

Duncan: That is tragic.

Sadie: not as tragic as your face.

Duncan: That was uncalled for.

Sadie: Your face is uncalled for.

Katie: Hey guys!

Sadie: Where the hell you been?

Katie: You know, saw a movie got some coffee.

Saide: I want some coffee!

Duncan: yeah yeah, i could go for some coffee.

Sadie: Well you cant come you son of a bitch!

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*in a random grass forest area*
*they see a dinosor*

Sadie: oh look its that dinosor punk.

Katie: He owes me 20 bucks!

Saide: Hey leo, HEY LEO!

Leo: Rar rar rar.

Sadie: What the hell he sayin?

Katie: I dont know.

Leo: Rar rar rar.

Katie: i want my money leo!

*fire starts*

Sadie: Oh crap the fires back!

Katie: I WANT MY 20 BUCKS! LEO!

*leo gets caught on fire*

Katie: oh no leos on fire!

Leo: rar rar rar.

Sadie: Stop drop and roll man!

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*at a stream*

Sadie: Well here we are.

Duncan: This is lovely, this is really lovely. This is a wonderfull vacationing spot.

Sadie: Yeah this should be nice... EXCEPT FOR THAT DRAGON!

*they look up and they dont see a dragon*

Sadie: There was supposed to be a dragon there...

Duncan: Oh...

Katie: Aw man, we put a deposit down and everything!

Duncan: yeah, theres no dragon...

Sadie: Well i can SEE that obviously.

*the dragon pops up next to them*

Katie: oh god!

Sadie: Oh that scared the crap out of me.

Katie: Well theres the dragon...

Duncan: yep...

Sadie: Behold the horror.

Duncan: that is pretty scary...

Katie: Im hungry lets find an IHOP.

TditdaCourtney likes this

Lollipop97 HAHAHA SOOO FUNNY!!! OMG!

obssesedTDIgirl That halarious but some thing ik duncan would nvr say

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My 10 terrible marreges (true story)

posted by gwentrentever

my first husbands name was Mr.Fudge...we were married for 5 minutes then i ended up eating him...(sorry Mr.Fudge)
my 2nd marrage was to Mr.Hoho...we were married for a day...then i ate him...(sorry Mr.Hoho)
my 3rd marrage was to Mr.Donut...we were married for 4 minutes...then i ate him...(sorry Mr.Donut)
my 4th husbands name was Mr.Hershe's...we were married for 20 minutes...then i ate him...(sorry Mr.Hershe's)
my 5th husbands name was Mr.Snickers...he laughed alot...we were married for 15 seconds...then i ate him...(sorry Mr.Snickers)
my 6th husbands name was Mr.Cake...we were married for 2 days...then...

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Total drama Fanpoppers Epiosde 3

posted by bubblegum05

"Hey everyone and welcome to today's epsiode of TDF!This "week" Courtney is Co-Hosting!And We're having a two-part (takes up two eps) special!To start it off,let's start with the singing competetion.!"

"ALL CAMPERS REPORT TO THE MAIN STAGE!"Said Andrea."Hey,Juno can i talk to you?"Said Sumer."Ya,what now you snob?"(sorry no swears alowed)"BACK OFF YOU TWO-FACED,BUG-EYED,BUN-WEARING,LYING LITTLE,LOW LIFE,JERK!You gotta problem with me?Deal with it."Yelled Sumer."Oh!You're so the next one off the island."*Kicks Sumer in the head*"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!""For calling me names.And guess what?I rule...

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Best Friends' Bonds Burned Down pt 2

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Rikki, when she's not causing natural disasters :P

The next day, I woke up at 5:30 in the morning to go to the dock. I don't know why I keep going to that dock every day. I was WAY too freaked out to even speak. I mean, I KISSED Duncan. How could I kiss him?! I love him like the older brother I never had. I mean, if I liked him more than that I would, but he's very close to me and I like him as a brother, not a boyfriend.

I kneeled down on the dock, my long curly brown hair falling over my face. I was wearing a sleeveless hotpink minidress and silver leggings with black high-heeled boots. I reached my hand out over the water, my stone glowing...

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Nee-Lee: A new character

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

I made a new character!

Full Name: Nelinan Leea Johanssenn (pronounced Yo'ansen)
Nickname: Nee-Lee
Age: 17
Birthday: July 18
Label: Fetish Goth
Personality: Confident, happy, hyper, fun
Boyfriend: Hard to know when everyone is attracted to her.She likes Justin.
Friends: Justin, Lindsay, Heather, Gwen, Cody
Enemies: All the annoying people
Talents: Singing, tying a cherry stem knot with her tounge,attracting others
Story: Ever sience puberty, boys and girls have been attracted to her. She is one of the hottest people you'll ever see. She is half Japanese and half Sweedish, and has been raised by her Japanese...

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Total Drama Island Graduation Ceremony

posted by LeshawnaGirl

Welcome to the TDIG. Our studnets this year have been working very hard to accomplish there goals for there grad and now it is it. ``I shall now call you all up for your diplomas`` said Mrs.Anderson (teacher). Noah Anger, woo hoo I already new I was graduating`. Izzy Bale,Izzy Bale, Izzy are you here, just then swingin in on a streamer IZZY, here! Cody Barnes, alright getin my dilpoma! Courtney Diamond, just then every DxC fan stood up in the Audience and yelled yeah Courtney. As time when on every one was enticpating Duncans turn`. Ezekiel, Eva, Sadie, Tyler, Justin, Bridegtte, Geoff. Katie,...

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The Payne Family continued. part 1.

posted by superDUNCANfan

"I am sick and tired of you and Natasha getting into trouble!!!"natile said walking into her room and emtying her clothes into a bag."Where r u going, Natile??"Shawn asked her."far away from here."she jumped out the window and dissapeared.

"Mom,Natile ran away!!"Shawn yelled to his mom.

i don't know where i am goin but i don't care.

"where am i?"Natile asked herself."Huh, los Vegas." She said walking not paying attention, running into a person."Hey watch where your goin!"The guy said."You remind me alot of my father."She told him,"How?"he said "Well, Your the same hight as him.you look identical. My name is Natile."I told him."My name is Terrian.... ur brother."he said he's my brother.

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TDI fanfiction: Blake's profile (updated)

posted by TDIlover226

Name: Arther, but HATES to called it, he perfers Blake.
Age:13
Possy: JG's possy, 3rd in command.
Friends: Seiamica, JG, Vanita, Duncan, Beth, Noah.
enemies: Heather, Calvin, Harold, Trent, Bryanna.
Nicknames: Munchfreind(most used), Mega midge, midget.

Blake, Eva's cousin, is the shortest person in
TDA. He is sometimes noted as a nerd, but not often because anyone who does get's beaten up. Blake is a good fighter, he hates Calvin because he cracks short jokes at him, even though he is only a centimeter taller than him. Just like Eva, Blake has anger management isues, but he can controle them. These...

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TDI fanfiction: Sophie

posted by TDIlover226

Name: Sophie
Age: 12
Possy:JG's possy
friends: JG, Vanita, Julie, Cody, Blake.
Relatives:Cody
Type:Delinqent/classclown/goth/fungirl/partier!
Phrase:uh, yeah like I said, you SO owe me, dude.

Sophie is the youngest person on TDA, but not the shortest (Blake is). Sophie has never had a boring day in her life, she lives to party but also has a dark personality (just like JG). Some say that she dresses like Julie, and looks like Tonya, but she is not a mixture of both of them. Sophie is picked on alot by Justin. Sophie had to stop it so she put him on a bus (telling him that it was to the emmies) and it was actually a bus to Norway. Sophie hates Trent, Heather, and Bryana's possy, just like the rest of JG's possy. Sophie (like everyone else) gets a costume change in the half mark point. Her clothes turn to a more 70's hippy apperence. When Sophie 's the new outfit, it is when she has turned 13.

Sophie 12

Sophie 13

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She lives on

posted by TDIlover226

Chapter 7, trapped in the house.
"How the hell are we gonna get out of here!" said Blake, "we'll be trapped in here for ever, we'll die of starvation, or worse, we'll run out of toilet paper!!!!". "SHUT UP!!!" yelled Sophie, "we'll find a way out of here if it kills us" she said. "BUT SHE WILL KILL US!" said Blake.
Sophie thought and thought. Then the house began to shake, the lights went on and off, all the mirrors in the house broke at once, and peices of the ceiling were starting to break off and fall to the ground!

"The house is gonna collapse!" yelled JG from outside of the house. Sophie...

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TDI fanfiction: Shawni's profile

posted by TDIlover226

name:Shawni
real name:Shawniece
age:14
Type:fashionesta/ kickbutt attitude type
Friends:Julie, Leshawna, Seiamica, JG
enemies:bryana's possy, Heather, Calvin
Possy:JG's possy
phrase:wut up, i'm shawni, it's time ta party!

Shawni is the type of person kinda like Leshawna. she is DJ's Cousin and never really mentions it. It is revealed that she is a little bit ashamed of him for being such a wimp. Shawni is very good friends with leshawna and seiamica. She is also friends with JG and vanita.Shawni told off chris before leaving because she knew that he knew that Calvin had switched the votes to get her...

My dreams about Total Drama

posted by DipperPines2010

1. I would see reflections of Trent, everywhere I go. Plus, me and Trent relate to:
*ParaPines (Alex as Norman and Trent as Dipper)
*YinYangYo (Trent is Yin and Alex is Yang)
*Phineas and Ferb (I am Phineas and Trent is Ferb)
*Sailor Moon (I am Sailor Moon, Trent is Tuxedo Mask)

2. (This is the first part of the dream) After Leshawna's elimination in TDA, I went to the footage room overnight, and watched the previous footage. I knew it was Duncan and Courtney who conspired Harold to vote out Leshawna. Even I told Harold to vote with the girls. Unlike him, I voted for Duncan, which ended in a tie,...