Jacob gulped and looked at Chris.
Chris: *laughs* Ok,Jacob,I'm not going to show your conventional,for your own saftey purposes.
Chris: Well,for those of you confused,his confessional was a very descriptive way of telling how much he HATED Twilight *laughs,as Mizzie and Storm glare at Jacob*
Jacob: *nervous laugh*
Chris: Which is why your challange is to....wait for it....KISS A CUT OUT OF BELLA*snickers*
Jacob: WHAT?!AWE HELL NO!!
Chris: Chicken*makes chicken noises*
jacob: AM NOT!
Chris: Then do it!
Jacob: I WOULDN'T EVEN KISS THAT UGLY BITCH IN PERSON!*realizes how angry he got*Uh....
Chris: Well then,I guess the Bloody paranormals can loose...
Bloody paranormals: *glare at Jacob*
Jacob: U-uh!*whines*Fine..I'll do it....**quickly kisses it*There!Happy?!
Chris: No...I'm not....*sighs*ok then*smiles*Next is*snickers* Buddy.
Buddy: Storm!She's driving me fucking insane!!!! I can't deal with my other stalker,so what makes anyone think I can deal with her trying to rape me?!!!!*screams*
Storm: *glares*Oh,Buddy,do you need to be punished?*giggles*
Chris:Oh,that would be easy,saying how your his challenge*laughs*
Storm: *smiles evily*
To be continued >:3