This is what my OC Melisa would have been singing in the Slap Slap Revolution episode if it was her and not Sierra.


One, two, three, slap my knee.

DJ is my husband to be.

Four, five, six, kick up sticks.

Gonna show DJ ALL my best tricks.

Seven, eight, nine, straighten my spine.

So I can see DJ lookin' so fine.

Ten, eleven, twelve, nothing rhymes with twelve.

I wanna wrap up DJ and keep. Him. ALL to MY-SELF!!


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