Warning: This is just fanfiction and not fact! But does have some spoilers! Now if you don't care, just read!
"ALEJANDRO IS EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiilllll!"
Falling down from a plane is NOT fun. Especially when it's because of Chris Mclean and when you're stuck to a pole. Let me explain:
1. I was with this hot guy who told me to kiss him.
2.When I kissed him, he jumped onto a sled and my lips met a frozen pole.
"OUCH!" Crash landing. I fell down into a dumpster. SO I kept walking until I found a street to take the bus back home. Walked and walked, then my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, Geoff!
"Hey Bridge!" He said to me. I was so relieved to hear his voice.
"GEOFF CAN YOU SEND ME A B-"
"Yeah... listen... we need to talk. You and me.See, I've been kinda watching the show and..."
"And you wanna break UP?!"
"Sorry, Bridge."
"OH NO! THAT'S BRIDGETTE TO YOU!" It's hard breaking up while having a pole in your mouth. I closed the phone. That's not what I wanted to hear after being kicked off a show.
So I walked it off.
And fell into a pudddle of MUD! My clothes are wrecked, my heart is broken... and I have NO money!
HOW COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?!
... and then It started to rain.
Walking slowly, I sang to myself the last song that I sang.
"She got stuck... she got stuck.... she got stuck with a pole..."
"ALEJANDRO IS EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiilllll!"
Falling down from a plane is NOT fun. Especially when it's because of Chris Mclean and when you're stuck to a pole. Let me explain:
1. I was with this hot guy who told me to kiss him.
2.When I kissed him, he jumped onto a sled and my lips met a frozen pole.
"OUCH!" Crash landing. I fell down into a dumpster. SO I kept walking until I found a street to take the bus back home. Walked and walked, then my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, Geoff!
"Hey Bridge!" He said to me. I was so relieved to hear his voice.
"GEOFF CAN YOU SEND ME A B-"
"Yeah... listen... we need to talk. You and me.See, I've been kinda watching the show and..."
"And you wanna break UP?!"
"Sorry, Bridge."
"OH NO! THAT'S BRIDGETTE TO YOU!" It's hard breaking up while having a pole in your mouth. I closed the phone. That's not what I wanted to hear after being kicked off a show.
So I walked it off.
And fell into a pudddle of MUD! My clothes are wrecked, my heart is broken... and I have NO money!
HOW COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?!
... and then It started to rain.
Walking slowly, I sang to myself the last song that I sang.
"She got stuck... she got stuck.... she got stuck with a pole..."
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Elemination
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Krista: WELCOME TO
Erica: Elemination
Krista: If you stay in the show you will get these *holds up mini chainsaw*
Erica: WARNING these may poke your eyes out na im just kidding but seriously dont poke your eyes out
Krista: Erica you may now pass out the mini chainsaws
Erica: YAY!! Mizzie...Erica....Buster.....Buddy....David.....Kierra.....NOW for the final two its down to Jordan and Mr.Fluffykins!
Krista: And the chainsaw goes to........
Erica: MR.FLUFFYKINS
Jordan: WHY DID I GET VOTED OFF
Krista: its people....not saying who >.>
Erica: Were sorry
Jordan: YEAH FUCKING RIGHT IM OUT OF HERE
Krista and Erica: ummm Bye
Jordan: SHUT UP *leaves*
Krista: Well that was action packed.
Erica: Yep well see you next time on TOTAL......DRAMA.......
Krista: EXCITMENT
Erica: HEY I wanted to say that
Krista: WELL to bad you were to slow
Curtains close
Elemination
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Krista: WELCOME TO
Erica: Elemination
Krista: If you stay in the show you will get these *holds up mini chainsaw*
Erica: WARNING these may poke your eyes out na im just kidding but seriously dont poke your eyes out
Krista: Erica you may now pass out the mini chainsaws
Erica: YAY!! Mizzie...Erica....Buster.....Buddy....David.....Kierra.....NOW for the final two its down to Jordan and Mr.Fluffykins!
Krista: And the chainsaw goes to........
Erica: MR.FLUFFYKINS
Jordan: WHY DID I GET VOTED OFF
Krista: its people....not saying who >.>
Erica: Were sorry
Jordan: YEAH FUCKING RIGHT IM OUT OF HERE
Krista and Erica: ummm Bye
Jordan: SHUT UP *leaves*
Krista: Well that was action packed.
Erica: Yep well see you next time on TOTAL......DRAMA.......
Krista: EXCITMENT
Erica: HEY I wanted to say that
Krista: WELL to bad you were to slow
Curtains close
Chris:last time on TOTAL DRAMA HOUSE!The teams had redecorate a room.and well,they both had the same idea.me!but,it was the killer house keepers who won this time.so,the screaming guests had to send somebody home.and that person was heather!what will happened next?will duncan hook up with ashley or gwen and leave courtney?will Alejandro actually hook up with somebody and not just use them?find out on TOTAL DRAMA HOUSE!
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chris:morning,everyone!todays going ot be special.
brooke:im not liking the sound of this....
chris:ok,but first,a couple of fan-faves are coming.i give,lindsay and tyler!
lindsay:hi,everyone!ohmygosh!look!alejandro's here!isn't that great,taylor?
tyler:yeah,great..
chris:ok,so,lidsay,your on the screaming guests.
lindsay:is that same team alejandro's on?
chris:yes.
lindsay:yeah!!!!
chris:yler,you are on the other team.
tyler:ok...
chris:ok,now the challenge!
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chris:morning,everyone!todays going ot be special.
brooke:im not liking the sound of this....
chris:ok,but first,a couple of fan-faves are coming.i give,lindsay and tyler!
lindsay:hi,everyone!ohmygosh!look!alejandro's here!isn't that great,taylor?
tyler:yeah,great..
chris:ok,so,lidsay,your on the screaming guests.
lindsay:is that same team alejandro's on?
chris:yes.
lindsay:yeah!!!!
chris:yler,you are on the other team.
tyler:ok...
chris:ok,now the challenge!
Chris: Ok now its time for the Elimation! First up is the newbies remeber u cant vote for Lisa,Hollow,Karen and Addrey
*they vote*
Chris:ok the first marshmello goes to Jared,Gabby,Jade,Alice,Rayven, and ava!!
Chris:Aydan,Annie,and Ally theres only 1 marshmellow on the plate and it goes to
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All:SAY IT ALREADY!!
Chris:JEEZ!! the last marshmellow goes to Annie. Ally Aydan you 2 have been voted off
Catie:Now its the tdi cast!!!
Chris: The marshmellows goes to Lindsay,Courtney,Duncan,Katie,Trent,Sierra,Alejendrow,Heather,Izzy,Dj,and Noah
Chris:ok only 1 marshmellows left and it goes too............HAROLD!!
Hope u guys liked it!! on EP 2 We'll be picking teams and have our REAL first challenges!!
*they vote*
Chris:ok the first marshmello goes to Jared,Gabby,Jade,Alice,Rayven, and ava!!
Chris:Aydan,Annie,and Ally theres only 1 marshmellow on the plate and it goes to
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All:SAY IT ALREADY!!
Chris:JEEZ!! the last marshmellow goes to Annie. Ally Aydan you 2 have been voted off
Catie:Now its the tdi cast!!!
Chris: The marshmellows goes to Lindsay,Courtney,Duncan,Katie,Trent,Sierra,Alejendrow,Heather,Izzy,Dj,and Noah
Chris:ok only 1 marshmellows left and it goes too............HAROLD!!
Hope u guys liked it!! on EP 2 We'll be picking teams and have our REAL first challenges!!
Ezikiel - Sexist, Brave, Embarresed
Eva - Feminist, Strong, Confident
Noah - Narracistic, Original, Cool
Justin - Overdid, Selfish, Jerk
Katie and Sadie - Lesbians, Ditzy, Stupid
Cody - Confident, Cool, Ambicious
Tyler - Stupid, Uncoordinated, Kind
Beth - Willing, Wannabee, Born Leader
Izzy - Phsycotic, Juvenille, Mentaly Unstable
Courtney - Selfish, Snobby, Mean
Harold - Warm-hearted, Clever, Weak
Bridgette - Kind, Thoughtful, All-Knowing
Trent - Weird, Crazy, Unstable in Apperance (large forehead)
Geoff - Drunkard, Calm, Soulfull
DJ - Kind, Stereotypical, Skilled
Lindsay - Kind, Ditzy, Smart
Leshawna - Mean, Selfish, Helpful
Duncan - Womanizer, Mean, Cold-Hearted
Heather - Confident, Self-Asure, Clever
Gwen - Lonley, Friendly, Talented
Owen - Carefree, Sensitive, Worrying
Chris - Clever, Torturous, Quick
Chef - Mean, Juvenille, Unskilled
Eva - Feminist, Strong, Confident
Noah - Narracistic, Original, Cool
Justin - Overdid, Selfish, Jerk
Katie and Sadie - Lesbians, Ditzy, Stupid
Cody - Confident, Cool, Ambicious
Tyler - Stupid, Uncoordinated, Kind
Beth - Willing, Wannabee, Born Leader
Izzy - Phsycotic, Juvenille, Mentaly Unstable
Courtney - Selfish, Snobby, Mean
Harold - Warm-hearted, Clever, Weak
Bridgette - Kind, Thoughtful, All-Knowing
Trent - Weird, Crazy, Unstable in Apperance (large forehead)
Geoff - Drunkard, Calm, Soulfull
DJ - Kind, Stereotypical, Skilled
Lindsay - Kind, Ditzy, Smart
Leshawna - Mean, Selfish, Helpful
Duncan - Womanizer, Mean, Cold-Hearted
Heather - Confident, Self-Asure, Clever
Gwen - Lonley, Friendly, Talented
Owen - Carefree, Sensitive, Worrying
Chris - Clever, Torturous, Quick
Chef - Mean, Juvenille, Unskilled
trent:gwen,I'm sorry but this isnt working out...
gwen:IS IT BECAUSE OF KARI?!
trent:no.I just....
his voice trailed off...
gwen:....
gwen bit trent.
kari saw and she tackled gwen.
trent was bleeding,and gwen smelled it and couldnt resist the smell of his blood.
she tried to attack kari,but kari countered it,and threw her.
gwen:IM A VAMPIRE THIS IS WHAT I DO!
kari growled at gwen:BACK OFF!
gwen ran.
a werewolf was a vampire's worst enemy.
trent:kari,I love you..
(in the story she was as pretty as edward is hot)
(he gently removed a strand,of hair from her face and they kissed)
her kiss made trent dizzy,she was like a goddess,her unhuman beauty..
(like I said I am going along with twilightish)
gwen:IS IT BECAUSE OF KARI?!
trent:no.I just....
his voice trailed off...
gwen:....
gwen bit trent.
kari saw and she tackled gwen.
trent was bleeding,and gwen smelled it and couldnt resist the smell of his blood.
she tried to attack kari,but kari countered it,and threw her.
gwen:IM A VAMPIRE THIS IS WHAT I DO!
kari growled at gwen:BACK OFF!
gwen ran.
a werewolf was a vampire's worst enemy.
trent:kari,I love you..
(in the story she was as pretty as edward is hot)
(he gently removed a strand,of hair from her face and they kissed)
her kiss made trent dizzy,she was like a goddess,her unhuman beauty..
(like I said I am going along with twilightish)
duncan rapping eminems songs:
Im slim shady.yes Im the real slim shady.all you other slim shadys stop imitating.Im slim shady yes I'm the real slim shady.
duncan disses courtney:(instead of mariah carey)
bagpipes from bagdad:
music to my ears! oh man how can I describe the way I fear?how can I begin?locked in mariahs wine cellar all I had for lunch bread wine,bread wine, courtney what happened to us?all I asked for was a glass of punch?(part of song)
duncan is a dequilant and raps like a deqilant wow.
eminem I think was in jail,and so was duncan they have alot in common.and this just randomly came to mind.because duncan reminds me of emeinem/slim shady.ALOT!and this is supposed to be funny.(I did this out of pure boredom)
Im slim shady.yes Im the real slim shady.all you other slim shadys stop imitating.Im slim shady yes I'm the real slim shady.
duncan disses courtney:(instead of mariah carey)
bagpipes from bagdad:
music to my ears! oh man how can I describe the way I fear?how can I begin?locked in mariahs wine cellar all I had for lunch bread wine,bread wine, courtney what happened to us?all I asked for was a glass of punch?(part of song)
duncan is a dequilant and raps like a deqilant wow.
eminem I think was in jail,and so was duncan they have alot in common.and this just randomly came to mind.because duncan reminds me of emeinem/slim shady.ALOT!and this is supposed to be funny.(I did this out of pure boredom)