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theme song plays
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The camera pans onto the sheds,and the scene is interupted by the P.A. speaking loudly,obviously waking them up.
Chris: *on PA* Wake up!We have a big day today! SO GET YOUR ASSES UP!
Jordan: *comes out of shed and throws a rock at the PA, breaking it* GOAL!
Jacob and Lucy: *laughing*Nice!
The rest of the teens come out
Storm: If Chris thinks he's funny,HE'S FUCKING WRONG!
Mizzie: Ugh...I hate waking up to THAT voice.
Buster: I know exactly what you mean...I miss Kina*pouty face*
Leeroy: Ugh..Where's Buddy?
Buster: I think he's still asleep.
Storm: I'll get him!*happily walks in the shed*
Leeroy and Buster give eachother disturbed looks
Mr.Fluffykins:Um...what's with the looks?
Leeroy: You don't want to know.*shudders*
Jacob:I want to know!
Leeroy: F*ck off.
-confessional-
Jacob: Okay,so Leeroy's nice to everyone else,BUT me?What the f*ck?!What did I do?!
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Lucy: Even though he has a good reason for it,I think Leeroy's taking this alittle too far. *sigh* I just really hope it doesn't get either of them voted off.
-end of confessional-
Buddy comes running out screaming in his boxers,and tries to hide behind Jordan.
Jordan: WTF?!
Storm: Ha! I woke him up!
Lucy:How?
Storm:That's classified.
Mizzie:*giggles*
Jacob: *gives Jordan a weird look,getting the same one back*
-confessional-
Buddy: Okay,so they probually think I'm weird...er now,but come on!She was in my BED!And Trying to KISS me!*shudders*
-end of confessional-
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an hour later,the teens are all gathered together in the center of "camp",where a giant stage is set up
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Lucy:A stage?Oh god...we aren't doing a talent show,are we?!
Mizzie:Talent show?*happy face*
Jacob:Oh! I could show off my wicked singing skills!
Jordan: Oh!Me too,dude!
Chris: Enough with the "Dudes". This ISN'T a talent show.
Storm:Hmm..Too bad,I would of out talented all of you pig smellies!*smiles*Except Buddy,maybe*giggles insanely*
Buddy:*gives her an awkard look*
Lucy:Well,I'm glad we aren't doing one.
Chris: Oh,I think you'd rather be in a talent show than in this*laughs*
Buster:Why?
Chris: Because today you're going to-
Izan: *stomps in and puches Chris in the face,sending him to the ground*YOU D*CK HEAD!YOU LEFT ME ON THAT TREE ALL F*CKING NIGHT!ALL NIGHT!
Chris: *gets up and moans slightly*Oww...sorry..
Izan:*growls,and walks off*
Chris: Some people...anyways, today,your going to do something that you hands down DESPISE in public!
All:WHAT?
Leeroy:Ugh!This better be a bloody reward challange!
Chris: Origionally,I wasn't going to tell you guys,but since you asked,yes,yes it.*smiles*And there are your rewards!*Zatch and Tak jump down from a nearby tree,two other people following them*
Jordan: Tak?!Your back!
Tak:Yeah,and hopefully,my ungreatfull team won't boot me off for nothing again!Right,Zatch?...Zatch?!
Buster: Yes!Dude,your back!
Mr.Fluffykins:I wont be as lonely now!
Zatch:I know!*laughs*
Chris: Up,up,up!Enough talking,your a reward,remember?!
Zatch: Oh...right*walks beck to talk and the two other people.
??? 1:When are you going to introduce us?
??? 2:Yeah!
Chris:Oh right.And these two are Avan,and Rayven!Now,be quiet rewards! *turns to the teens*Before you do what you despise,I'll take the time to show alittle video of you revealing what you hate to the rest of us*giggles*
Lucy:And how would you do that?We never said what we hate!
Chris:Confessionals.
Leeroy:He has a point there,we all use it,and all of us at one point have said that we hate something or someone.
Lucy: I didn't!
Chris: Well,that's because your a little goody two shoes.Storm,your up first.*clicks button and a video screen comes down from the stage,and starts playing a confessional*
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Confessional
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Storm:Ugh....whats with all the water here?!I mean,I can't do a thing with the water constantly seeming like it's taunting me! It and Chris are on the top of my Sh*t list!
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end
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Chris:*glares*Since we aren't using me as your challange,since I'm too important,you half to pour water...wait for it*giggles* on your body!
Storm:Wha?!NOO!F*CKING D*CKHEAD,I'VE ALLREADY BURNED ENOUGH!
Chris:Do you want your team to win?
Storm: Usually,yes,but I like to think of my safety first!!!*scowl*
Jacob:Hey!What if we lose?
Mizzie:Nothing bad happeneds though...we just don't get Tak or Zatch on our group.
Lucy:We might Aven or Raven though.
Chris:Fine,Whimp!
Storm:I'M NOT A WHIMP!WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TO POUR ACID ON YOUR BODY?!WOULD YOU DO IT?!
Chris: *stares at her*
Storm:I didn't think so.
Chris:Er..uh...Mr.Fluffykins,your up*clicks button,and his confessional plays*
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Confessional
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Mr.Fluffykins: I don't like to complain or anything,but I hate the fact that everyone here is willing to tell,or show their secret,besides me. I must seem like a pansy...hell...if they voted me off,I probually wouldn't care...besides...more vodka for me!
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end
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Chris:Heh,you know what to do*evil grin*
Mr.Fluffykins:B-but....
Chris:*growls slightly,and throws a dead fish on stage,making the other teens kind of squirm,though Mr.Fluffykins happily ran up and pounced on it,revealing cat ears and a tail*
Chris:Wow,that was easy.
-confessional-
Jacob:*silent for a second,then bursts out laughing*He's a cat-thing?!*laughs harder*
-end-
Chris:Jacob,your up next!
Jacob:What?!
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To be continued
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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World! China! The place where most toys are made. There Bridgette switch to team Germany. Then, each team had to make a toy. Bridgette and Geoff stepped out to make out, Alejandro locked Cole in a closet, and Layla and Liza had a cat fight. In the end Team Germany lost and Layla switched the votes to make Bridgette leave instead of her. Now with Bridgette gone, how will Geoff live. How will anyone live on Total Drama Around the World?!?!!

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Geoff: (moving around restless on couch)
Annie: Geoff will you stop?
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