Total Drama Island Article: Total Drama Life: Episode 1 part 2

4

posted by StarWarsFan7

Chris: *throws some boy and girl baby dolls*

Lucy: *catches doll* I get to name him!

Jordan: Nuh- uh!

Lucy: Yuh- huh!

Lucy and Jordan: *while pulling the arms of the doll* Nuh-uh! Yuh-huh! Nuh-uh! Yuh-huh! Nuh-

Chris: *gets between them* Alright already! SHUT UP! You both have to AGREE on the name okay?

Jordan: *whispers* No.

Lucy: *gasps* *slaps Jordan* Do you want to win a million dollars or NOT?

Jordan: *sighs* *to Chris* Continue.

Chris: *throws baby dolls to the rest of the cast*
Lucy and Jordan, Leeroy and Bree will all KEEP a baby as your own. *throws bottles to cast* Whoever doesn't agree on things their spouse want to do. The couple must divorce and you WILL get eliminated. Understood?

Everyone: Ummm.....

Chris: Good. Let's start.

Alex L: *talking to Rayven* Why does Leeroy get Bree? I mean am I NOT good looking?!

Rayven: No, and you need some breath mint too.

Alex L: *widens eyes* *smells breathe* DAMN!

Chris: Okay, let's get this party started! *puts baby music on* Everyone must choose a partner, except for the couples and must grab a stroller. *looks up*

Everyone: *yawn*

Chris: GO, GO ,GO!!!

Everybody runs to get a stroller.

Chris: Okay, now that everyone finally starts listening to me, we can start this show.
We are having a baby race! Whoever reaches the finish line before the others with your PARTNER, and your team, either the screaming liars or the loving cheaters will not be seeing me at the living room of elimination ceremonies. READY, SET BABIES!!!

Everyone starts pushing their strollers with the babies. Lucy and Jordan are still fighting.

Lucy: This is all your fault now were last!

Jordan: Well, if you just let me choose the babies name it wouldn't be a stupid name like ANDY!!!

Lucy: *GASPS* You are going to like the baby's name whether YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!

Ray and Erica are in the lead followed by Bree and Leeroy.

Erica: Were going to win!

Ray: I know but- *looks behind her back* their catching up!

The finish line is only 10 feet away from Erica and Ray.

Bree: Now what are we gonna do?

Leeroy: I know! Ask Annie she's a fast runner and behind us.

Bree: *yelling* Annie what- *gasps*

Erica and Ray are already waiting at the finish line.

Annie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chris: Ray and Erica your team the Screaming Liars win invincibility!

The Loving Cheaters cheer!!!!!!

Chris: *to audience* Let's see who's going home on the Loving Cheaters, right here on Total Drama LIFE!!!!

taytrain97, CyD12 and 2 others like this

brittnw15 YES! Me and Ray won! and our team got invicibilty.

StarWarsFan7 your welcome!

CyD12 cool!

CourtneyGirl can me and jake be in these? here is jake. http://www.fanpop.com/fans/footballfan29/gallery/image/855843 and here is me. http://www.fanpop.com/fans/CourtneyGirl/gallery/image/1012591/new me and jake are a couple in real life so ya can we please be in it, btw my name is penny.

taytrain97 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Our team got invincibility! *hugs Erica*

brittnw15 YAY!*hugs Ray back*

StarWarsFan7 @ CourtneyGirl sure!

ashesrocks Yes!!!

TDS EPISODE 9:TEMPLE OF DOOM!!! PT.2

posted by djdog

*IN THE CROC'S CHAMBER* phil:ok, it seem's we gotta jump over that pit,swing on the vine over the other huge pit,and finally pull that switch to reveal the treasure. alex:okay,so are you gonna do it,man? phil:yeah. *ON THE SQUIRRLES SIDE* violet:ok,so apperantly i have to lower myself into that hole,get the chest,and hope to god the pirahnans dont chew off my leg.get me some rope. *JACKI BRINGS ROPE* violet:thanks.*TIES IT AROUND WAIST,GIVES OTHER END TO JACKI,LOWERS HERSELF INTO HOLE,GETS CHEST AND.....* *MEANWHILE* *PHIL PULLS LEVER* *TREASURE CHEST FALLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHAMBER* phil:WOO-HOO!!!...

2

total drama weddings part 2

posted by amylina123

raynie looking at gordon

nelly: well those are all the contestants now u guys will kno the rules

nelly:rule 1 each week 1 of the contestents from the cast will get pampered at their fake wedding with their lovebird yep rule 2 every1 gets a part of a wedding thing and the team that wins will get something speical with their lovebird rule 3 last of all the thing that u get asigned 2 is going 2 get graded any question first wedding is 4 raynie

raynie:yay i'm the 1 person

nelly:lets throw in a suprise oh gordon

raynie:gordon is here?

nelly:yep

raynie:ehhhhhhhh

gordon:raynie is that u?

raynie:u bet its me

raynie still looking at gordon

2

Broken When I'm Lonesome: part 13: Halloween Poison

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Duncan's POV: Halloween? Yea, it's my fave holiday. Why? 'Cause I get to scare the piss out of people. Haha, that's what I'm good at, isn't it?

I'll probably go as myself...

HA! I scare Courtney half to death every day !!

Danny's going as a male version of Bloody Mary... maybe I'll go as a ghost...

No, not as the kind with the bitchy lame sheet with two cut holes in it. That's for three year olds. I think I'm ready for face paint and fake blood.

Ha, I use that stuff nearly every day, are you kidding?

I flipped my phone open and dialed Tiannah's number.

"'Sup?" Came her voice on the other line.

"Hey,...

2

Broken When I'm Lonesome part 12: Competitive Courtney: UNLEASHED

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Courtney's POV: Soon we got there, and once I stepped onto flat ground I nearly doubled over.

"You alright?" Duncan chuckled and reached down an arm.

I looked up at him, slipped my hand in his for him to pull me up - but instead I yanked down as hard as I could, sending him to the ground next to me. I stood up, perfectly fine, with him at my feet on the pavement.

"What the hell?" Duncan looked up at me and smiled a bit.

I rolled my eyes and started walking up to the school doors. Duncan got up and brushed himself off, and followed me.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

About half an hour later, I sat on a pink bean bag chair,...

1

Broken When I'm Lonesome part 11: Halloween Shopping and Blind Dating

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Courtney's POV: Everyone is always excited about Halloween. Egging people's houses, ding-dong ditching, getting and eating plethoras of candy until you vomit, dressing up in hopes of freaking somebody out. All... but me. Halloween means the school talent show, but it also means I have to deal with you-know-who scaring the piss out of me.

I requested a costume online. Well, not exactly requesting, per say. I was looking in an online Kohls catalog, and found a costume and I called in and requested one be put on hold for me. Turns out, it was the last copy of the costume. :)

The costume was basically...

tds epidode 1 part 2

posted by wetts2

chrissy:ok lets vote some one of the island
ben:i vote for cory because he got the plain on fier
cory:i vote for ben because he said he is going to vote me off
tyra:ben told cory he is going to vote him off i have to do it
dain:hector called me a b****
hector:dain flirted with me i dont like bad girls
luke:ben said im with luke i dont relly know what that means but i think it means hes gay
elly:i vote of ben cuz he is a nerdy boy nerds are smart and might win so im not tacking eny riscks
grace:um ben i gousse nerds stop the party and im not feeling the party whrite know
luis:cory he mesed up the plain...

trent and kari plus fangirls! yikes...

posted by KARIxTRENT

kari was polishing her motorcycle when trent ran in her garage screaming:HELP!FANGIRLS!
(he hid behind kari)
kari was his girlfriend.
sam laughed 'ARE YOU HIDING YOUR BOYFRIEND?!
HA!
kari looked pissed 'SUE ME!'
sam was her very cousin.
fangirls:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
kari let out her pitbulls 'butch and pudgy'.
the fangirls ran.
but trent's biggest fan was still there and recited the poem 'your hair is black my heart is blue, I will stuff you with rags and sew you in two!'
kari blocked trent from her
dont make me hurt you!
she cracked her knuckles.
and the girl peed her pants.
trent was parayzled kari...

1

Broken When I'm Lonesome part 7: Kiss Hangovers and News

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Courtney's POV: I awoke the next morning, and I was having the WORST hangover ever. But it was rather odd; I didn't drink last night.

I sat up and pet my hair. My cell phone rang on its night stand, and I flipped it open and answered it. "Hello?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" came Bridgette and Gwen's high-pitched shrieks.

"AHH WHAT THE HELL?" I laughed.

"OMG we know about last night!" Gwen gushed.

"Yea, I went to a party, had soda, and danced and sang. Get over it."

"No, we're talking about Duncan." Bridgette put emphasis on his name. "Ya know, between you and him...."

"What?" I giggled. "All we did was...

2

Broken When I'm Lonesome Part 6: Vampire Roulette and "Dates"

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Coutrney's POV: I sat on my bed the next morning, brushing my thick brown hair. I had a bad headache from screaming at Duncan and crying like a maniac, but I don't know if I can trust him. I mean, I've hated him since we met, but there was a small sliver of trust, and now there's none.

I tossed the brush across the room and grunted. Stupid Saturdays. Wait, at least I don't have to school with that vampire. Yea, being a vampire and doing a report on them is very smart. Smooth move, Duncan. At least I picked a historical book author.

I laid on my bed and played through the list of contacts on my...

1

HARDCORE STRAIGHTEDGE LEGACY ep 1

posted by dxarmy423

*its about 3 pm at macks house*

*somebody knocks on the door*

Mack: doors open

*harold and owen walk in*

Owen: hey whatcha doing
Mack: playing wrestling on PS3
Harold: sweet whos fighting
Mack: its Matt morgan vs. Mick foley vs. Suicide
Harold: Sweet can I play
Mack: yeah ok
Owen: I call matt morgan
Harold: Im freakin awesome as foley
Mack: fime I guess I get suicide
Mack: oh and its anything goes
Owen: just great you always win
Mack: yeah
Harold: I remeber you pinned me in like 2 minutes
Mack: yeah

*the video games starts to play*

Announcer: the folloring contest is a no holds barred triple threat mach scheduled...

3

"Suspenseful" A poem by TDA's Kiyurie Chan... *about the TDA finale*

posted by Mp4girl

Omigod. I probably went to www.totaldramaaction.com ten times to vote for Duncan... ^^ So, please. If you would please do me a favor, would you –if you haven’t already- vote for Duncan...? Please... it would make me so happy if he won!
If you still aren’t convinced, this is my poetry at its special...

“It’s been the whole season...
It’s passed so fast.
But there is a reason...
We should make TDA last.

It’s TDA I love, TDA that I’ll miss.
As long as I can think of...
If you don’t know why I’m saying this
READ THE VERSE ABOVE! ^^

The episodes are all exciting
All twenty-five; agree?
TDA’s...

1

total drama dynamite episode 6

posted by KARIxTRENT

kari was snowboarding waiting for everyone else to wake up.
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my toast kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!

2

Duncan and Miranda Chapter 2

posted by potterandtdi

Duncan

'Her eyes. It hit me. The girl I was on had the most beautiful eyes I'd ever seen. Now she's holding on to my waist. On my motorcycle.MY motorcycle. Not Geoff's, not Trent's. MINE. I wanted to stare into those eyes. I really do. I hope she feels the same way.' I thought in my head. I peek out of my daydreams and see my house. I park behind my dad's car. I get off my motorcycle. She sits there. She stares beyond my house. To the graveyard nextdoor. "Oh, don't mind that. It's not that spooky." I tell her. I try to get her to focus. She looks like she's possessed. I wonder what's wrong.

Miranda...

3

total drama dynamite episode 5

posted by KARIxTRENT

chris:last time on tdd..
sadie got voted off!
rayentte was listening to music.
gordon:hey watcha listin to?
raynette showed him.
gordon:I love this song!
rayntte:so do I.
(they both smiled and inched closer and kissed)
trent was massing karis shoulders.
confessions of trent:
on a scale of 1 to 10.. the chick is a 20!
smart,cool,hot,pretty and indpendant, I think I am in love..
(he love sighed)
rayennte and gordon were holding hands.
lindsay:aww...
they are so hooked up!
trent:lindsay they were already hooked up.
lindsay:ohh..
kari:nice rayntte.
(they high fived)

5

I'll show him Chapter 1 & 2

posted by bubblegum05

Duncan and Courtney in the bar

Chapter 1- Crazy Crooked Car

I was in my car when it all started. It was freezing outside, and the sun was down. Something wasn't right. The trunk started shaking by its self. Something had jumped onto the back of my car and was going through the window. In a flash he jumped up at me. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed. "Duncan! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" He was laughing so hard his nose piercing looked like it was about to come apart. That would of been funny. "Oh!" He laughed," Did i scare you princess?" I gave him the look i always did when i was mad at him. "No." I sighed, "If you need...

4

Miranda and Duncan chapter one

posted by potterandtdi

I walked down the street with my black converse clopping on the pavement. I hear a faint bang but ignore it. I hear it again, but a little louder. Someone pushes me off the sidewalk and into a nearby alleyway. I open my eyes and see a handsom man on top of me. He has a green mohawk topping his jet black hair. His skin was a nice
in-the-middle color, not too pale, not too tan. And his eyes, oh, those teal blue eyes got me. They were rich and smooth. They had a touch of green, only a faint one. Those eyes were what got me. "I'm sorry I tackled you. I hope it didn't hurt." he said. He reached...

1

The SO-Called-Finale Part 1 (Duncan's Point Of Veiw)

posted by bubblegum05

NOTE:I DIDNT REMMEBER IT WORD FOR WORD

Yeah, I deserve to win the million. I also desrve Courtney and her princess ways but NOOOOOO SHE BROKE UP WITH ME! I was in a pool with Courtney, and she said she wanted to make out. It was the best moment ever in my life. Untill BETH woke me up with all her chattering! "WEAR A BLIND-FOLD LOSER!" I screamed. Then, I waited for laughs. "Uh guys?" I said. "Oh ya, nobody else in the cabin."I shoved my pocket knife into the side of my bunk. "Now i'll never get to sleep." In a flash something that looked like pruple hairspray came in through the top of my...

TDA Replay; Ep 20: Get a Clue {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 20: “Get a Clue”
***
I chatted with Beth at breakfast, scrambled eggs.
“You’re like sooo lucky you have your boyfriend here,” she was saying. “Brady... well, I haven’t seen him in so long.”
“You must miss him,” I said politely.
“Yeah,” she sighed. I didn’t really believe her. But, she was my friend, so...
Suddenly, Harold spit a microchip at me. “Ew!” I gasped. “Harold!”
“Sorry,” he said. “What is it?”
“Only on way to find out,” Beth said. “Stick it in Courtney’s PDA.”
“That is not going near my PDA,” Courtney protested.
Duncan grabbed...

TDA Replay Episode 17; Super Hero ID {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 17; “Super Hero ID”

Everyone was awake by three in the morning on that day. Courtney and Lindsay really smelled! And I said so.
They were too busy arguing to notice. I sighed, and since I was awake already, I changed and stepped out. Oh, well. I’m off to meet Duncan.

I stepped out (everyone else did, also) and Chris was already there. He explained the challenge, super-power, blah, blah, blah.
I designed and made my costume quickly, so I could spend “quality time” with Duncan.
It was sky blue and cream, with a red sash around my waist. A red ribbon held back my hair. I showed it...

TDA Replay, (Episode 15; Million Dollar Babies) [with Kiyurie]

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 15: “Million Dollar Babies”
I decided to eliminate Lindsay and Gwen from the competition.
***
“A sports challenge?” I echoed.
“Sounds like fun, right?” Duncan laughed.
“For you, maybe.”
He smiled and kissed my cheek.
I waited while Chris explained the challenge… blah blah blah tires…
“Ready? Annnndd….. GO!” Chris yelled when he had finished.
So our team went, and after all, it wasn’t that hard.
And Chris told us who we’d be competing against.
Courtney and… Heather.
Me and Duncan.
Justin and Leshawna.
Harold and Beth.
What was that? “Kiyurie, you’re switching...