Chris: *throws some boy and girl baby dolls*
Lucy: *catches doll* I get to name him!
Jordan: Nuh- uh!
Lucy: Yuh- huh!
Lucy and Jordan: *while pulling the arms of the doll* Nuh-uh! Yuh-huh! Nuh-uh! Yuh-huh! Nuh-
Chris: *gets between them* Alright already! SHUT UP! You both have to AGREE on the name okay?
Jordan: *whispers* No.
Lucy: *gasps* *slaps Jordan* Do you want to win a million dollars or NOT?
Jordan: *sighs* *to Chris* Continue.
Chris: *throws baby dolls to the rest of the cast*
Lucy and Jordan, Leeroy and Bree will all KEEP a baby as your own. *throws bottles to cast* Whoever doesn't agree on things their spouse want to do. The couple must divorce and you WILL get eliminated. Understood?
Chris: Good. Let's start.
Alex L: *talking to Rayven* Why does Leeroy get Bree? I mean am I NOT good looking?!
Rayven: No, and you need some breath mint too.
Alex L: *widens eyes* *smells breathe* DAMN!
Chris: Okay, let's get this party started! *puts baby music on* Everyone must choose a partner, except for the couples and must grab a stroller. *looks up*
Chris: GO, GO ,GO!!!
Everybody runs to get a stroller.
Chris: Okay, now that everyone finally starts listening to me, we can start this show.
We are having a baby race! Whoever reaches the finish line before the others with your PARTNER, and your team, either the screaming liars or the loving cheaters will not be seeing me at the living room of elimination ceremonies. READY, SET BABIES!!!
Everyone starts pushing their strollers with the babies. Lucy and Jordan are still fighting.
Lucy: This is all your fault now were last!
Jordan: Well, if you just let me choose the babies name it wouldn't be a stupid name like ANDY!!!
Lucy: *GASPS* You are going to like the baby's name whether YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!
Ray and Erica are in the lead followed by Bree and Leeroy.
Erica: Were going to win!
Ray: I know but- *looks behind her back* their catching up!
The finish line is only 10 feet away from Erica and Ray.
Bree: Now what are we gonna do?
Leeroy: I know! Ask Annie she's a fast runner and behind us.
Bree: *yelling* Annie what- *gasps*
Erica and Ray are already waiting at the finish line.
Chris: Ray and Erica your team the Screaming Liars win invincibility!
The Loving Cheaters cheer!!!!!!
Chris: *to audience* Let's see who's going home on the Loving Cheaters, right here on Total Drama LIFE!!!!