Chris: hellow! this is Total drama movies! The newest season on total drama! This season we will have 22 teens come to the set of total drama action! We had some......... bug problems? and we had to make it more cleaner! So it looks like a 5 star resort! they will come! stay une for this eposde of total drama movies!!!!!!!!!
*theame song*
Chris: lets meet the teens! they each are coming fromdiffent buses! here is bus #1. Jax!
Jax: Hey everone!
Chris: your the first one here Jax!
Jax: 0h! sorry!
Chris: bus #2 is Jordan!
Jordan: Jax is that you???
Jax: Jordan?? You sined up too?
Jordan: yeah!
Jax: sweat i hope we are on the same team!
Jordan: me too!
Chris: Bus #3 is Gwen!
Gwen: hey guys!
Jax: hey!
Gwen: why are you looking at me like that?
Jax: oh sorry!
Chris: nice to see you agin Gwen!
Gwen: well, it's not nice to see you!
Chris: that's hirt full!
Gwen: i ment it to be!
Chris: Moving on........ Bus #4 is Bridgette!
Bridgette: hey ya!
Jordan: *eye's widen*
Bridgette: *eye's widen*
Jordan: I'm Jordan!
Bridgette: Bridgette! have we ev.........
Jordan: No i'll rember!
Bridgette: *giggles* *looks at a picture of geoff* *troughs it and hits Geoff*
Geoff: Ouch!
Chris: bus #5 is Geoff!
Geoff: *pickes up a broken pictuer of him and bridgette and starts to cry*
*confessions*
Geoff: *crys* Bridgette why????????????
Bridgette: Jordan is hotter than dummy Geoff!
Geoff: she just meets a guy and there you go she brakes up with me!
*over*
Chris: Bus #6 is Avan!
Avan:..................
Chris: are you going to say anything?
Avan: You wanna fight chrissy???
Chris: no no!
Avan: *looks at bridegtte looking at Jordan* hi bridgette?
Bridgette: *looks at he's black clouthes* Yeah! bye! I don't like goth boys!
*confession*
Avan: why am i goth???? just want to be friends with her! I already have a girl friend.... her anme is Rayven.
*over*
Chris: Bus # 7 is Rayven!
Rayven: hey guys! *looks at Avan* Avan???? You didn't tell me that you joined???
Avan: I sent you like 50 text messages on the way here!
Rayven: I left my phone at my house! the rules say no phones!
Chris: That's right *tries to take Avan's Phone*
Avan: Oh you better not! *punches Chris*
Jax: Chris???
To be countenued.........
*theame song*
Chris: lets meet the teens! they each are coming fromdiffent buses! here is bus #1. Jax!
Jax: Hey everone!
Chris: your the first one here Jax!
Jax: 0h! sorry!
Chris: bus #2 is Jordan!
Jordan: Jax is that you???
Jax: Jordan?? You sined up too?
Jordan: yeah!
Jax: sweat i hope we are on the same team!
Jordan: me too!
Chris: Bus #3 is Gwen!
Gwen: hey guys!
Jax: hey!
Gwen: why are you looking at me like that?
Jax: oh sorry!
Chris: nice to see you agin Gwen!
Gwen: well, it's not nice to see you!
Chris: that's hirt full!
Gwen: i ment it to be!
Chris: Moving on........ Bus #4 is Bridgette!
Bridgette: hey ya!
Jordan: *eye's widen*
Bridgette: *eye's widen*
Jordan: I'm Jordan!
Bridgette: Bridgette! have we ev.........
Jordan: No i'll rember!
Bridgette: *giggles* *looks at a picture of geoff* *troughs it and hits Geoff*
Geoff: Ouch!
Chris: bus #5 is Geoff!
Geoff: *pickes up a broken pictuer of him and bridgette and starts to cry*
*confessions*
Geoff: *crys* Bridgette why????????????
Bridgette: Jordan is hotter than dummy Geoff!
Geoff: she just meets a guy and there you go she brakes up with me!
*over*
Chris: Bus #6 is Avan!
Avan:..................
Chris: are you going to say anything?
Avan: You wanna fight chrissy???
Chris: no no!
Avan: *looks at bridegtte looking at Jordan* hi bridgette?
Bridgette: *looks at he's black clouthes* Yeah! bye! I don't like goth boys!
*confession*
Avan: why am i goth???? just want to be friends with her! I already have a girl friend.... her anme is Rayven.
*over*
Chris: Bus # 7 is Rayven!
Rayven: hey guys! *looks at Avan* Avan???? You didn't tell me that you joined???
Avan: I sent you like 50 text messages on the way here!
Rayven: I left my phone at my house! the rules say no phones!
Chris: That's right *tries to take Avan's Phone*
Avan: Oh you better not! *punches Chris*
Jax: Chris???
To be countenued.........
As you may of have guessed by the title, you can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be said for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be said for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
![I haven't seen Jamizie since January, and look at her! [1 is when she was 12, the other 14]](http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13700000/I-haven-t-seen-Jamizie-since-January-and-look-at-her-1-is-when-she-was-12-the-other-14-total-drama-island-13793883-457-500.jpg)
