Chris: Welcome back to the most dangerous and death defying show today. Total drama extreme rulez!!

Chris: Last episode we made the teams but today is gonna we even more awesome!!

Raven: oh come on chris just get on with it

Chris: shut up

Annie: come on

Chris: fine

Chris: here are the teams

Team Uno:

Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam

Team Dos:

Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Geoff
Terra
Annie

*camera goes to chris*

Chris: todays episode is all about stunts and pranks

Harold: all right pranks

Chris: shut up

Raven: whos our guest host

Geoff: yeah

Penny: I hope its some one cool

Alejandro: or a hot model

Chris: sorry dude not enough money in da budget

Alejandro: aww

Duncan: just get on with it

Chris: fine your host is one of the most popular people on mtv and from the hit reality tv show Viva la bam BAM MARGERA!!

*All my friends are dead by Turbonegro starts playing*

Bam: *drives through wall with hummer* whats up people

Geoff: woah

Duncan: yes finally one of my idols Bam margera

Bam: hell yeah lets get down to some challanges

Owen: woot challanges

Penny: no offense but I have never heard of you

Bam: well then thats going to change

Alejandro: can you just get to the challanges

Annie: yeah

Terra: yeah were bored

Bam: shut up people im in charge

Chris: ok time for our first challange

Bam: and its called the wheel of bam

Trent: what is that

Raven: yeah

Harold: sweet I saw that episode

Bam: ok its gonna be from team uno *spins wheel* Zoey and trent

Zoey: ok

Trent: yeah

Bam: and your first dare is to *spins wheel*

Bam: Zoey you must go to the dollar store and wrap trent up in duct tape and stick stuff to him

Trent: what

Zoey: cool *runs to dollar store*

Bam: *spins wheel* and for team Dos its gonna be Raven and Alejandro

Bam: and your dare is gonna be Turn alejandro into a one man band and sing at people for 5 dollars

Alejandro: what not cool

Raven: thats crazy *runs outside with alejandro*

*at the dollar store*

Zoey: i got the duct tape *starts to wrap trent in tape*

Trent: ahh its pulling my hair

Zoey: shut up we need the points

Trent: ok now we have to go to the counter

Zoey: right *pushes trent to counter*

*outside the studio*

Alejandro: ahh this stuff is heavy

Raven: shut up

Raven: *sees person walking by* Give us five dollars!!!

Person: ughh no loser

Raven: fine leave idiot

*at the dollar store*

Cashier: ok 5 rolls of duct tape and one teenager ok that will be 10 bucks

Zoey: here you go

Cashier: thank you come again

Zoey: come on trent run to the studio

Trent: all right but its pulling my hair again

*outside the studio*

Raven: *sees nother person* give us five dollars ha ha ha!!

Person: *runs way* crazy people!!!

Raven: ughh

Alejandro: were losing

*Inside the studio*

Zoey: Were here

Trent: yeah

Bam: ok team uno wins the first challange

Raven: *runs back in* we got the money

Alejandro: yeah

Bam: but you lost the challange

Raven: what

Alejandro: dammit

Bam: and team dos one of your people will have to go home so plz meet us at the stage in 10 minutes

Chris: yeah

*at the stage*

Chris: so team dos you will have to vote for who you want to leave please vote now

*5 minutes later*

Chris: ok the votes have been counted here is how it went-

Raven- 2 votes

Alejandro- 2 votes

Harold- 1 vote

Geoff- 0 votes

Terra- 1 vote

Annie- 0 votes

Chris: well we have a tie so Bam will decide who goes

Bam: and the loser is Alejandro!!

Alejandro: what thats not fair

Bam: who said I was fair

Alejandro: your nothing but a degenerate

Bam: yo Raab and Dunn get him out off here

Raab: ok

Dunn: *grabs Alejandro and throws him into the car*

*camera goes to chris*

Chris: plz stay tuned for the next episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULES!!!