Chris: Welcome back to the most dangerous and death defying show today. Total drama extreme rulez!!
Chris: Last episode we made the teams but today is gonna we even more awesome!!
Raven: oh come on chris just get on with it
Chris: shut up
Annie: come on
Chris: fine
Chris: here are the teams
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Geoff
Terra
Annie
*camera goes to chris*
Chris: todays episode is all about stunts and pranks
Harold: all right pranks
Chris: shut up
Raven: whos our guest host
Geoff: yeah
Penny: I hope its some one cool
Alejandro: or a hot model
Chris: sorry dude not enough money in da budget
Alejandro: aww
Duncan: just get on with it
Chris: fine your host is one of the most popular people on mtv and from the hit reality tv show Viva la bam BAM MARGERA!!
*All my friends are dead by Turbonegro starts playing*
Bam: *drives through wall with hummer* whats up people
Geoff: woah
Duncan: yes finally one of my idols Bam margera
Bam: hell yeah lets get down to some challanges
Owen: woot challanges
Penny: no offense but I have never heard of you
Bam: well then thats going to change
Alejandro: can you just get to the challanges
Annie: yeah
Terra: yeah were bored
Bam: shut up people im in charge
Chris: ok time for our first challange
Bam: and its called the wheel of bam
Trent: what is that
Raven: yeah
Harold: sweet I saw that episode
Bam: ok its gonna be from team uno *spins wheel* Zoey and trent
Zoey: ok
Trent: yeah
Bam: and your first dare is to *spins wheel*
Bam: Zoey you must go to the dollar store and wrap trent up in duct tape and stick stuff to him
Trent: what
Zoey: cool *runs to dollar store*
Bam: *spins wheel* and for team Dos its gonna be Raven and Alejandro
Bam: and your dare is gonna be Turn alejandro into a one man band and sing at people for 5 dollars
Alejandro: what not cool
Raven: thats crazy *runs outside with alejandro*
*at the dollar store*
Zoey: i got the duct tape *starts to wrap trent in tape*
Trent: ahh its pulling my hair
Zoey: shut up we need the points
Trent: ok now we have to go to the counter
Zoey: right *pushes trent to counter*
*outside the studio*
Alejandro: ahh this stuff is heavy
Raven: shut up
Raven: *sees person walking by* Give us five dollars!!!
Person: ughh no loser
Raven: fine leave idiot
*at the dollar store*
Cashier: ok 5 rolls of duct tape and one teenager ok that will be 10 bucks
Zoey: here you go
Cashier: thank you come again
Zoey: come on trent run to the studio
Trent: all right but its pulling my hair again
*outside the studio*
Raven: *sees nother person* give us five dollars ha ha ha!!
Person: *runs way* crazy people!!!
Raven: ughh
Alejandro: were losing
*Inside the studio*
Zoey: Were here
Trent: yeah
Bam: ok team uno wins the first challange
Raven: *runs back in* we got the money
Alejandro: yeah
Bam: but you lost the challange
Raven: what
Alejandro: dammit
Bam: and team dos one of your people will have to go home so plz meet us at the stage in 10 minutes
Chris: yeah
*at the stage*
Chris: so team dos you will have to vote for who you want to leave please vote now
*5 minutes later*
Chris: ok the votes have been counted here is how it went-
Raven- 2 votes
Alejandro- 2 votes
Harold- 1 vote
Geoff- 0 votes
Terra- 1 vote
Annie- 0 votes
Chris: well we have a tie so Bam will decide who goes
Bam: and the loser is Alejandro!!
Alejandro: what thats not fair
Bam: who said I was fair
Alejandro: your nothing but a degenerate
Bam: yo Raab and Dunn get him out off here
Raab: ok
Dunn: *grabs Alejandro and throws him into the car*
*camera goes to chris*
Chris: plz stay tuned for the next episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULES!!!
Chris: Last episode we made the teams but today is gonna we even more awesome!!
Raven: oh come on chris just get on with it
Chris: shut up
Annie: come on
Chris: fine
Chris: here are the teams
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Geoff
Terra
Annie
*camera goes to chris*
Chris: todays episode is all about stunts and pranks
Harold: all right pranks
Chris: shut up
Raven: whos our guest host
Geoff: yeah
Penny: I hope its some one cool
Alejandro: or a hot model
Chris: sorry dude not enough money in da budget
Alejandro: aww
Duncan: just get on with it
Chris: fine your host is one of the most popular people on mtv and from the hit reality tv show Viva la bam BAM MARGERA!!
*All my friends are dead by Turbonegro starts playing*
Bam: *drives through wall with hummer* whats up people
Geoff: woah
Duncan: yes finally one of my idols Bam margera
Bam: hell yeah lets get down to some challanges
Owen: woot challanges
Penny: no offense but I have never heard of you
Bam: well then thats going to change
Alejandro: can you just get to the challanges
Annie: yeah
Terra: yeah were bored
Bam: shut up people im in charge
Chris: ok time for our first challange
Bam: and its called the wheel of bam
Trent: what is that
Raven: yeah
Harold: sweet I saw that episode
Bam: ok its gonna be from team uno *spins wheel* Zoey and trent
Zoey: ok
Trent: yeah
Bam: and your first dare is to *spins wheel*
Bam: Zoey you must go to the dollar store and wrap trent up in duct tape and stick stuff to him
Trent: what
Zoey: cool *runs to dollar store*
Bam: *spins wheel* and for team Dos its gonna be Raven and Alejandro
Bam: and your dare is gonna be Turn alejandro into a one man band and sing at people for 5 dollars
Alejandro: what not cool
Raven: thats crazy *runs outside with alejandro*
*at the dollar store*
Zoey: i got the duct tape *starts to wrap trent in tape*
Trent: ahh its pulling my hair
Zoey: shut up we need the points
Trent: ok now we have to go to the counter
Zoey: right *pushes trent to counter*
*outside the studio*
Alejandro: ahh this stuff is heavy
Raven: shut up
Raven: *sees person walking by* Give us five dollars!!!
Person: ughh no loser
Raven: fine leave idiot
*at the dollar store*
Cashier: ok 5 rolls of duct tape and one teenager ok that will be 10 bucks
Zoey: here you go
Cashier: thank you come again
Zoey: come on trent run to the studio
Trent: all right but its pulling my hair again
*outside the studio*
Raven: *sees nother person* give us five dollars ha ha ha!!
Person: *runs way* crazy people!!!
Raven: ughh
Alejandro: were losing
*Inside the studio*
Zoey: Were here
Trent: yeah
Bam: ok team uno wins the first challange
Raven: *runs back in* we got the money
Alejandro: yeah
Bam: but you lost the challange
Raven: what
Alejandro: dammit
Bam: and team dos one of your people will have to go home so plz meet us at the stage in 10 minutes
Chris: yeah
*at the stage*
Chris: so team dos you will have to vote for who you want to leave please vote now
*5 minutes later*
Chris: ok the votes have been counted here is how it went-
Raven- 2 votes
Alejandro- 2 votes
Harold- 1 vote
Geoff- 0 votes
Terra- 1 vote
Annie- 0 votes
Chris: well we have a tie so Bam will decide who goes
Bam: and the loser is Alejandro!!
Alejandro: what thats not fair
Bam: who said I was fair
Alejandro: your nothing but a degenerate
Bam: yo Raab and Dunn get him out off here
Raab: ok
Dunn: *grabs Alejandro and throws him into the car*
*camera goes to chris*
Chris: plz stay tuned for the next episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULES!!!
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(I'm danyzzz)Last time on Total Drama Survival,All 20 campers came to this huge rainforest then came the challenge,Vine Swinging!3 people from each team had to swing and it turned out the killer snakes won and the screaming fish sent home Rikki!Find out what will happen next on Total Drama Survival!*Emily wakes up to find that she is naked*Emily:AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!Heather:What?*Heather finds that she is naked*Heather:Oh crap!Rochelle and Bridgette,u guys are nude!!!Rochelle and bridgette:AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!*Everyone else wakes up and sees their naked*Everyone else:AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!Chris:Hello campers!You guys look bare,hahahahah!Heather:What did u do!!!Chris:Made you guys nude!Avan:You jerk!A mysteriouse voice:Ya JERK!*Looks at Avan's new 6-pack*Jumps on him and trys making out with him*Avan:Who are u,your hot!Chris:Everyone,here is a camper we left on the bus,heres Rayven!Rayven:Hi!Chris:zbecause you are nude the challenge is...Part 2 coming soon!
bob: hello im bob bobson and this is TOTAL... DRAMA... SPORTS!!! 12 teens have signed up to do weird sporty challenges, here comes the first one Alex
Alex: i wanna win this thing
Bob: a weird goth pyro named Phil
Phil: you suck bob, i've seen you play sports
bob: *starts crying and runs into lake* ahh i don't know how to swim
Phil: uhh...
Summer: hey everyone, wait why is the host drowning
Phil: uhh... it was suicide
Mike: oh my god
Phil: ahh he was a looser
Mike: he does look like one
john: good now that he's gone i could be the host, oh here comes Christy,
Christy: m...
John: don't care
Christy: that's rude
John: Andrea
Andrea: hey
John: hey hottie
Andrea: your pretty ugly
John: Dylan and Aydan
Dylan: youre hot
Aydan: you too
John: now that we have a couple we could get on with the rest, Selena
Selena: uhh
John: Jinny
Jinny: finally
John: and finally Samantha
Samantha: why is there a dead body in the lake
John: nevermind that just go unpack and meet me back here at 4:00
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Alex: i wanna win this thing
Bob: a weird goth pyro named Phil
Phil: you suck bob, i've seen you play sports
bob: *starts crying and runs into lake* ahh i don't know how to swim
Phil: uhh...
Summer: hey everyone, wait why is the host drowning
Phil: uhh... it was suicide
Mike: oh my god
Phil: ahh he was a looser
Mike: he does look like one
john: good now that he's gone i could be the host, oh here comes Christy,
Christy: m...
John: don't care
Christy: that's rude
John: Andrea
Andrea: hey
John: hey hottie
Andrea: your pretty ugly
John: Dylan and Aydan
Dylan: youre hot
Aydan: you too
John: now that we have a couple we could get on with the rest, Selena
Selena: uhh
John: Jinny
Jinny: finally
John: and finally Samantha
Samantha: why is there a dead body in the lake
John: nevermind that just go unpack and meet me back here at 4:00
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Saras Group hug!
