Chris: Ok This season, We are ganna go beound normale. Farter then the eye can see.Things most people make up. Things you might see in fairy tail books. things... well things like what you will c in this season of toal drama! In total drama abnormale!!
*theme song*
Chris: this season we will go through losts of test to see how the campers will do if they go to the real world to see the people!I bet u they will not make it!
Luna:Ummmmmmmm....... Human..... we are right here! WE can here ur tiny human mought!
Brittany: Oh like ur's is any bigger!
Luna: what was that insalt?
Brittany: Why did you bring a alien here?
Chris: she sined up!
Luna: I was the first to sine up! haha!
Brittany: Can I suck her blood?
Al: Aliens don't have blood.
Brittany: Man!
Luna: haha!
Brittany: How would u know ur a witch?
Al: My frined told me that!
Brittany: Is she a vanpire?
Al: yes!
Brittany: oh!
Chris: let's do the first test! Today's test will be for the vanpires! Ray your first up!
Ray: ok! what do i do?
chris: there is a dummy human that has lost of human blood! What do u do?
Ray: i want to drink it!
Chris: Go closer to it and I will see what u do.
Ray: ok!
Chris: *wisper* That blood is really fruit punch! We couldn't find real blood!
Ray: Your blood is so tasty! I just want to......... *drinks the blood* Hey it's not blood it's fruit punch!
Brittany: what?
lulu: He has real blood!
Lilly: let's drink it!
Megan: yeah!
Chris: Guys..... I'm the host!!!!!!!!! that's it for this eposode! Bye! *scream*
*theme song*
Chris: this season we will go through losts of test to see how the campers will do if they go to the real world to see the people!I bet u they will not make it!
Luna:Ummmmmmmm....... Human..... we are right here! WE can here ur tiny human mought!
Brittany: Oh like ur's is any bigger!
Luna: what was that insalt?
Brittany: Why did you bring a alien here?
Chris: she sined up!
Luna: I was the first to sine up! haha!
Brittany: Can I suck her blood?
Al: Aliens don't have blood.
Brittany: Man!
Luna: haha!
Brittany: How would u know ur a witch?
Al: My frined told me that!
Brittany: Is she a vanpire?
Al: yes!
Brittany: oh!
Chris: let's do the first test! Today's test will be for the vanpires! Ray your first up!
Ray: ok! what do i do?
chris: there is a dummy human that has lost of human blood! What do u do?
Ray: i want to drink it!
Chris: Go closer to it and I will see what u do.
Ray: ok!
Chris: *wisper* That blood is really fruit punch! We couldn't find real blood!
Ray: Your blood is so tasty! I just want to......... *drinks the blood* Hey it's not blood it's fruit punch!
Brittany: what?
lulu: He has real blood!
Lilly: let's drink it!
Megan: yeah!
Chris: Guys..... I'm the host!!!!!!!!! that's it for this eposode! Bye! *scream*
1. Give Harold a makeover and send him and Gwen on a blind date (without revieling his identidy.) Force them to kiss, and then tell Gwen who he is
2. Get Heather to shave Gwen's hair off
3. Critisize her artwork
4. Tell Duncan that Gwen has the hots for him (with Courtney around), and then put Gwen and Duncan in a room for an hour
5. Die her hair hot pink
6. Tell Gwen that Trent is stalking her
7. Tell Gwen that Cody stole her bra
8. Give her a tatoo of Nick Jonas on her arm or her a**
9. Get Trent to play the llama song on his guitar outside of her house
10. Get Eva to challenge Gwen in a cage fight
11. Go on Photoshop and make a pic of Gwen and Geoff kissing, and show it to Bridgette (Camp TV)
12. Dress up as Heather and knock Gwen out
13. Read Gwen's diary on an internatinol TV show
14. Make a fake diary entry in Gwen's diary saying that Owen is hot
2. Get Heather to shave Gwen's hair off
3. Critisize her artwork
4. Tell Duncan that Gwen has the hots for him (with Courtney around), and then put Gwen and Duncan in a room for an hour
5. Die her hair hot pink
6. Tell Gwen that Trent is stalking her
7. Tell Gwen that Cody stole her bra
8. Give her a tatoo of Nick Jonas on her arm or her a**
9. Get Trent to play the llama song on his guitar outside of her house
10. Get Eva to challenge Gwen in a cage fight
11. Go on Photoshop and make a pic of Gwen and Geoff kissing, and show it to Bridgette (Camp TV)
12. Dress up as Heather and knock Gwen out
13. Read Gwen's diary on an internatinol TV show
14. Make a fake diary entry in Gwen's diary saying that Owen is hot
Heather *Puts finger over Noahs mouth*Shhh we cant let no one know
Noah .........
Heather Um wanna help me pick my dress?
Noah *Has Phone On Speaker Mom Starts Blabbing*
Mom "Noah dont forget to brush your teeth you know the rule"
Noah Ha ha Sure
Heather Lets go *Drags Noahs hand*
Noah *Blushs*
Heather *Brings Noah To Dressing Room* Noah ive known you for a long long time and ive always thought you were like a no-it-all *Kisses Noah On The Cheek*
22 teens has sighned up for what they didnt expect.crappy camp food.Infested bugs in the cabins.And also moving food.In the beggining of total drama island beth was the first to show up.also sadie and katie had their first fight in the episode the sucky outdoors.but at the end they totally recovered.geoff is seen not wearing is hat bridgette wore his hat in the episode haut camp ture while they had a long kiss.people beilive eziekiel likes bridgette because he is seen tring to get close to bridgette in haut camp ture and one part of the show he held his shiny neckalice to bridgette and said you like.but bridgette was kissing geoff when he said that.here is an article about some couples I now :bridgette and goeff.courteney and dunkin.harold and leshawna.izzy and owen.trent and gwen.and heres how half of the song goes:hey mom and dad am doing fine you guys are on my mind.