Kenny Rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and your all on my reality show bitches!!
Gwen: ok?
Kenny rogers: Thats right Total drama kenny rogers and hey hey hey here are the teams
Kenny rogers: Team uno- Gwen, Harold, Alejandro, Courtney and Cody
Courtney: I cant be on a team with her *points at gwen*
Kenny rogers: Well tough luck im the boss *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Cody: what the hell
*camera goes to harold*
Harold: ahhh *on the ground*
Kenny rogers: Oh dont worry hes fine
*camera goes to kenny rogers*
Kenny Rogers: On Team Magical is Duncan, Heather, Geoff, Izzy and Owen.
Geoff: party!!!!
Kenny rogers: duhhhh
Gwen: what should we do now
Kenny rogers: *throws bottle at harold again* How bout one of these challanges
Harold: ah hah ahah the pain
*camera goes to an Ice cream parlor*
Kenny rogers: OK your first challange is an ice cream eating contest
Owen: sweet
Kenny rogers: your banned from this challange
Owen: why
Kenny rogers: cause Im magical
Kenny rogers: its gonna be harold vs. geoff
Geoff: your going down nerd
Harold: bring it party boy *gets bottle broken over head* ahh
Kenny rogers: ah ha ha ha
*camera goes to table with tons of ice cream on it*
Kenny rogers: OK you have 2 minutes to eat as much ice cream as you can also there is going to be some distractions
Kenny rogers: go!!!
*geoff and harold start eating ice cream as fast as they can*
Geoff: this is to easy
Harold: aghhh BRAIN FREEZE!!!!
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *dumps giant bucket of boiling water on geoff*
Geoff: ahh it burns *on the ground in pain*
Harold: *still eating ice cream* the brain freeze it burns
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Harold: *falls face first in the ice cream*
Kenny rogers: TIMES UP!!! NOBODY WINS
Duncan: wtf man
Courtney: yeah this was pointless
Kenny rogers: your fired!!
Courtney: what
Kenny rogers: but i gave you immunity so stay
Courtney: really
Kenny rogers: No now leave my show now
Courtney: dammit
*at the studio*
Kenny rogers: on the next show stuff will happen
*at the Team uno's hotel*
Cody: well courtneys gone and I dont care!!
Gwen: well there goes my biggest threat yes
Alejandro: ehh
Harold: I think i got a concussion
*camera goes to team magicals hotel*
Duncan: dammit courtneys gone well I still have gwen
Heather: No comment
Izzy: explosivo
Geoff: it burns *falls over*
Owen: why was I banned
*credits role*
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Gwen: ok?
Kenny rogers: Thats right Total drama kenny rogers and hey hey hey here are the teams
Kenny rogers: Team uno- Gwen, Harold, Alejandro, Courtney and Cody
Courtney: I cant be on a team with her *points at gwen*
Kenny rogers: Well tough luck im the boss *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Cody: what the hell
*camera goes to harold*
Harold: ahhh *on the ground*
Kenny rogers: Oh dont worry hes fine
*camera goes to kenny rogers*
Kenny Rogers: On Team Magical is Duncan, Heather, Geoff, Izzy and Owen.
Geoff: party!!!!
Kenny rogers: duhhhh
Gwen: what should we do now
Kenny rogers: *throws bottle at harold again* How bout one of these challanges
Harold: ah hah ahah the pain
*camera goes to an Ice cream parlor*
Kenny rogers: OK your first challange is an ice cream eating contest
Owen: sweet
Kenny rogers: your banned from this challange
Owen: why
Kenny rogers: cause Im magical
Kenny rogers: its gonna be harold vs. geoff
Geoff: your going down nerd
Harold: bring it party boy *gets bottle broken over head* ahh
Kenny rogers: ah ha ha ha
*camera goes to table with tons of ice cream on it*
Kenny rogers: OK you have 2 minutes to eat as much ice cream as you can also there is going to be some distractions
Kenny rogers: go!!!
*geoff and harold start eating ice cream as fast as they can*
Geoff: this is to easy
Harold: aghhh BRAIN FREEZE!!!!
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *dumps giant bucket of boiling water on geoff*
Geoff: ahh it burns *on the ground in pain*
Harold: *still eating ice cream* the brain freeze it burns
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Harold: *falls face first in the ice cream*
Kenny rogers: TIMES UP!!! NOBODY WINS
Duncan: wtf man
Courtney: yeah this was pointless
Kenny rogers: your fired!!
Courtney: what
Kenny rogers: but i gave you immunity so stay
Courtney: really
Kenny rogers: No now leave my show now
Courtney: dammit
*at the studio*
Kenny rogers: on the next show stuff will happen
*at the Team uno's hotel*
Cody: well courtneys gone and I dont care!!
Gwen: well there goes my biggest threat yes
Alejandro: ehh
Harold: I think i got a concussion
*camera goes to team magicals hotel*
Duncan: dammit courtneys gone well I still have gwen
Heather: No comment
Izzy: explosivo
Geoff: it burns *falls over*
Owen: why was I banned
*credits role*
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