Kenny Rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and your all on my reality show bitches!!

Gwen: ok?

Kenny rogers: Thats right Total drama kenny rogers and hey hey hey here are the teams

Kenny rogers: Team uno- Gwen, Harold, Alejandro, Courtney and Cody

Courtney: I cant be on a team with her *points at gwen*

Kenny rogers: Well tough luck im the boss *hits harold in the head with bottle*

Cody: what the hell

*camera goes to harold*

Harold: ahhh *on the ground*

Kenny rogers: Oh dont worry hes fine

*camera goes to kenny rogers*

Kenny Rogers: On Team Magical is Duncan, Heather, Geoff, Izzy and Owen.

Geoff: party!!!!

Kenny rogers: duhhhh

Gwen: what should we do now

Kenny rogers: *throws bottle at harold again* How bout one of these challanges

Harold: ah hah ahah the pain

*camera goes to an Ice cream parlor*

Kenny rogers: OK your first challange is an ice cream eating contest

Owen: sweet

Kenny rogers: your banned from this challange

Owen: why

Kenny rogers: cause Im magical

Kenny rogers: its gonna be harold vs. geoff

Geoff: your going down nerd

Harold: bring it party boy *gets bottle broken over head* ahh

Kenny rogers: ah ha ha ha

*camera goes to table with tons of ice cream on it*

Kenny rogers: OK you have 2 minutes to eat as much ice cream as you can also there is going to be some distractions

Kenny rogers: go!!!

*geoff and harold start eating ice cream as fast as they can*

Geoff: this is to easy

Harold: aghhh BRAIN FREEZE!!!!

Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *dumps giant bucket of boiling water on geoff*

Geoff: ahh it burns *on the ground in pain*

Harold: *still eating ice cream* the brain freeze it burns

Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *hits harold in the head with bottle*

Harold: *falls face first in the ice cream*

Kenny rogers: TIMES UP!!! NOBODY WINS

Duncan: wtf man

Courtney: yeah this was pointless

Kenny rogers: your fired!!

Courtney: what

Kenny rogers: but i gave you immunity so stay

Courtney: really

Kenny rogers: No now leave my show now

Courtney: dammit

*at the studio*

Kenny rogers: on the next show stuff will happen

*at the Team uno's hotel*

Cody: well courtneys gone and I dont care!!

Gwen: well there goes my biggest threat yes

Alejandro: ehh

Harold: I think i got a concussion

*camera goes to team magicals hotel*

Duncan: dammit courtneys gone well I still have gwen

Heather: No comment

Izzy: explosivo

Geoff: it burns *falls over*

Owen: why was I banned

*credits role*

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