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This chapter is dedicated to 7thGradeGenius and rubberduck2 and duncan-superfan because they always comment and they will ve really happy that it doesn't finish yet, actually another story continue thanks to monica-san


15.Twitter and Asthma

Courtney took a deep breath, breathing in and out. For about three minutes, she will be doing this, and then she will go back to work. She rubbed her temples and took another deep breath.

“Do you have asthma, babe?” Duncan whispered in her ear lowly. “If you do, I’d gladly give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I’m not complaining.”

Courtney swiftly elbowed him on the stomach and then turned around, hugging him.

“That can’t do anything for asthma, stupid.”

Duncan chuckled. “Hit me, then cuddle—I like it.” He was quiet for a moment. “Are you okay? You…look more stressed than usual.”

“‘More stress than usual’?” she repeated. “Do I look stressed a lot or what?”

“Well, school is starting now, and you’ve been looking super frazzled. What’s up, Princess?” He gently kissed her forehead. “Talk to Doctor Duncan.”

“You’d be a horrible doctor; you’d only molest young teenager girls.”

He snorted in disgust. “Ugh, don’t compare me to those molesters and pedophiles appearing on TV a lot, okay? That’s the worst insult ever—sort of.”

She sighed. “My…parents found out about you,” she muttered. “Apparently they heard it from my brother, who saw it on Geoff’s Twitter.”

“Damn your excessive twittering, Geoff.” He frowned. “And why did your brother rat you out? I thought he wasn’t like that.”

Courtney laughed nervously. “He’s not…but if you do something bad to him, he’ll get revenge on you. He holds grudges for a long period of time and it’s not pretty at all. He’s so freaking immature.”

“For some strange reason, that makes me like your brother.”

“Oh, great, I have a homosexual boyfriend.”

“Hardy, har-har, sweetheart.” He rolled his eyes at her. “And why are you so worried about your parents? Are you scared?” He smirked.

Courtney sighed again and groaned. “Yes,” she admitted. She looked up to see Duncan’s eyes widen. Of course, she thought. He would expect me to deny it and say some snarky remark back at him.

“Why are you scared of your freaking parents? It’s not like they’ll make them live with you again, installing surveillance cameras everywhere.” He shook his head, chuckling.

She scowled. “They would. They’re that extreme and domineering. I don’t know how the hell I spent my eighteen and a half years of living with them. My brother got emancipated when he was fifteen.”

“He’s my hero,” Duncan joked. “But how did he live, Court? I mean, sure it’s brave of him to do that so-called ‘irrational’ behavior, but he’s only fifteen. How did he cope?”

“My brother…was my all-time hero, as well.” Courtney had a soft smile on. “He followed my parents’ every whim without question and was best at everything—school, sports, socializing, et cetera, et cetera. He absolutely loved photography and took amazing photos—mostly about random things.

“Of course, my parents wanted him to take over the business like regular demanding, strict parents—except more brutal. That was when my brother lost his temper; it was shocking, because he was normally a calm person.”

“The opposite of you,” Duncan added, grinning.

“Shut up. Anyways, he yelled at them, ranting about how they controlled his life. I was there listening in, staying unobtrusive. It made me want to cry, but I didn’t.” She felt Duncan’s arms around her tighten. “Deep inside the pit of my stomach, my brother became my idol, my hero. I’ve always wanted to do what he did, but I couldn’t. I didn’t want them to hate me.”

“Who could hate you?” she heard Duncan mutter. “Or wait…”

“Duncan, just shut up. Anyways, I—wait, Duncan, did I ever tell you what my hopes and dreams were?” She stared at him curiously.

“You mean becoming a man-hating dictator of the world, forcing them to become slaves for you, with you cackling like a witch in the background? Well, no.”

Courtney pinched his lips together tightly, causing him to jump up a little.

“Damn it, woman, I won’t be able to kiss you properly!” he hissed. He winced when he smacked his lips together.

“I’ve always wanted to be a lawyer!” she exclaimed. “I wanted to be the one to help my brother get out of our parents’ clutches. I wanted to help him so badly. My parents approve of this, but they don’t know the true reason behind it. I…love my brother dearly.”

Duncan rubbed his hands up and down on her back affectionately. “Where is he now?” he inquired quietly.

“He’s married now in Ontario—‘twenty-six and loving it’ in his words. I spoke with him a week ago. He’s doing fine.”

They stayed quiet for a moment, staying locked in a soft embrace.

“So, I’m going to meet your parents?” Duncan asked. “Well, to ease your worries, all parents love me, babe.”

Courtney groaned, knowing he was lying.

--

Geoff patted Duncan’s head repeatedly, treating him like a little boy—which was annoying Duncan a lot.

“Stop that!” he shouted, slapping his hand away. “I don’t need any of your pity or any of your babying. This is your fault!” Ugh, I’m getting a headache, he thought, rubbing his forehead. Now I feel like Courtney.

“How is it my fault? I don’t even talk to Courtney’s parents!”

“I blame your addiction to Twitter, Geoff.” He spoke with clenched teeth. “Twitter is overrated, dude. It’s not the most popular website or whatever crap, all right?”

Geoff looked confused. “Courtney’s parents have a Twitter? Well, maybe they aren’t that lame at all,” he murmured to himself. “It’s probably the dad since a lot of female celebrities use that site. Or maybe it’s the mom—”

“Geoff,” Trent interrupted, sighing, “just…shush.” He looked over at Duncan. “Are you scared?”

“Why the hell are you asking that?” he inquired incredulously. “No way am I scared…even though it’s my second time meeting another girl’s parents. It went well, ‘cause Trisha’s parents were laidback and stuff. But now…I’m going to meet the kind of parents who are judgmental and wouldn’t approve of me right away.”

Trent put a hand on Duncan’s broad shoulder. “Duncan, just don’t back down. Stay tough—don’t let them get to you, all right? This is where you’ll see where Courtney gets her toughness and uptightness. Don’t tell her I said that, about the uptightness part,” he added.

Duncan laughed. “She’ll just get mad at me for talking about her with you guys. Man, I love her…”

“Then show it to them,” Geoff said suddenly, sounding mature. “Show Courtney’s stiff parents that you love her. Even if they’re the most cold-hearted freaks, they have a heart, right? I mean, it’s not like they had an arranged marriage and Courtney’s mom had to give birth to two kids, one boy, one girl. That’s stupid.”

“No, Geoff. What you said was stupid. Who does arrange marriages nowadays?” Trent asked. “That’s so…long time ago.”

“But Courtney’s parents are old, so they must’ve done that kind of thing. They might’ve been in an old-fashioned family. You never know, Trent.” Geoff crossed his arms over his chest.

Duncan stared at the two, knowing that the subject was no longer on his problem.

--

“Well, you’re screwed, Court,” Gwen said bluntly. “That’s all I gotta say.”

Bridgette looked at her, glaring at her. “That’s not helping, Gwen!” she hissed. She turned and smiled reassuringly at the panicking Courtney. “Just calm down and think on the positive side.”

Courtney punched the wall beside her. “‘Think on the positive side’?! What positive side?! My freaking parents like to think on the negative side, Bridge! You should know that! You met them!” she screamed. “My parents are the embodiment of the ‘Devil’s Couple’ probably!”

Gwen rolled her eyes. “Courtney, just sit down and stop being so overly dramatic, all right?” she ordered, irritated. “It’s not the end of the world, and don’t say it is. We both know your parents are freaking psycho, but that doesn’t mean you can go that far.”

“But it’s true!”

“Do you think acting like a complete baby would give you a solution to your ‘problem’?! No, it wouldn’t!”

“Guys, just freaking shut up!” Bridgette shouted. “Okay, Courtney, Gwen is right—stop being such a puerile whiner! You’re nineteen—a freaking adult! You’re living on your own; you have a good job, although you don’t like it much; and you’re going to a good college soon!”

“Court,” Gwen sighed, looking calm now. “Do what your brother did.”

Courtney’s eyes widened and she looked away, clenching her fists. She dreadfully wanted to do what her amazing brother did. She couldn’t, though. As much as she hated to admit it, she wasn’t strong enough—she wasn’t courageous enough.

Gwen walked over to Courtney and put a hand on her shoulder tenderly. “Being a lawyer wasn’t your only dream, right?” she said softly. “Show your parents you’re an adult now; show them you’re doing fine on your own; show them you are away from their freaking, ugly clutches.”

Courtney smiled determinedly and laughed. She hugged her Goth friend. “Thank you, Gwen,” she whispered sincerely. “For a ‘I-don’t-like-to-help-people-with-their-stupid-pain-in-the-ass-problems’ kind of person, you’re innumerably helpful and wise.”

She then walked over to Bridgette and hugged her as well. “And thanks, Bridgette. I’m proud that you can blow your temper just like me.” Bridgette giggled. They released each other. “You guys are manically awesome.”

“Same goes for you except ten times more,” Gwen and Bridgette said in synchronization.

--

Duncan tried not to wince as Courtney’s grip on his hand got tighter and tighter. They were in Courtney’s car, and they were heading to Courtney’s parent’s house. Each time they got closer and closer, Courtney’s grip got tighter and tighter.

Duncan hated to admit it, but he was quite nervous about meeting his girlfriend’s parents. He was never good at being polite or not saying whatever he likes to say. He didn’t want to ruin it for Courtney, but it’s not his fault he’s not like those girlie men Courtney’s parents must like.

“So…,” he started conversationally, “what are your parents’ names? I’m getting tired of saying ‘your parents’ and ‘Courtney’s parents.’”

Courtney’s grip loosened and Duncan sighed quietly in relief. “Well…my dad’s name is Cameron and my mom’s name is Darlene. It’s pretty ironic, right?” she laughed.

“Eh? How is it ironic?”

He saw Courtney roll her eyes at him. “Gosh, you’re so freaking stupid sometimes, Duncan,” she muttered. “I don’t know what goes on in your brain—if you have one.” She whispered the last words.

Duncan glared at her. “Hey, I’m not that dumb, nor am I deaf, sweetheart. I just don’t like to think all the time, all right? It hurts my brain.”

Courtney didn’t answer this time—instead she gave him a sad look. Duncan raised an eyebrow at her.

“What? Why do you look so sad, Princess?”

“I’ve never…asked about your parents. Hell, I never even asked about who you are. I feel…selfish.” She frowned. “Tell me about yourself.”

Duncan laughed. “That was random. Hmm…okay, my name is Duncan. I’m a hot male specimen—the number one case, actually—and I’m a great kiss—”

“Ah, forget it—just tell me about your parents.”

“Harsh, man.” Duncan pursed his lips. “Well…my parents are both cops—practically everybody in my freaking family is a cop.”

“Now that’s ironic. You’re a criminal with a family full of cops? Doesn’t that…make them furious or disappointed?”

Duncan snorted. “Hell yeah, babe. They think that I’m supposed to be a cop, as well. But I don’t want to be—I hate abiding by the rules. It sucks, and I just want to be who I want to be. I don’t want anyone telling me I have to be this, I have to be that. That just annoys me. It’s my life and I can do whatever I want with it.”

Courtney smiled. “I’ve always wanted to say that to my parents,” she said quietly. “You’re doing what I’ve always dreamed of doing. I guess that makes you my hero.”

As soon as she said that, Duncan blushed a bit. Duncan Evans does not blush, but here was his insane girlfriend, making him blush by a simple compliment.

Duncan cleared his throat. “Um, my dad hates me,” he blurted out. “He hates that I always get in trouble. Apparently he likes to protect his reputation. He doesn’t want anyone to think of him as ‘the man with a troubled son.’ My mom thinks that I’m a good person. She doesn’t hate me.” He chuckled. “I’m really close with my grandma, though.”

“Really? Why?”

“She…taught—or forced to make me learn—Italian since I have Italian blood in me. So I guess that makes me bilingual. She’s a retired cop now and she taught me everything—how to stay strong, fighting techniques, being independent, and all those other stuff to prepare me for the future. She just knew that I would be someone who liked to fly solo, no babying crap.

“I ran away, but I told my grandma about it. I remember the exact words we both had together.

“‘I’m getting away from this hell-like piece of crap, Old Gran. Don’t worry, I’ll come back,’ I said.

“Then she said this, and it really surprised me. ‘Duncan…I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I know your true reason behind it. I’ll pretend I don’t know where you went. But I want you to come back as soon as possible… I love you, my little boy.’” Duncan felt tears coming out.

Courtney rested her forehead on his shoulder. “Oh, Duncan,” she whispered. “I’m… I don’t know what to say.”

Thankfully, the tears didn’t come pouring down. He hated crying and hasn’t cried since…like, forever. He turned to Courtney, smiling.

“Do you have a picture of your parents?” he asked suddenly. “I just want to know how they look like so I can act easily around them.”

--

Courtney snorted at the thought, though she did have one in her wallet. “Why would I have a picture of my parents?” she asked, stalling. “That’s a strange piece of paper to put in your wallet.”

Duncan rolled his eyes. “Whatever, Princess. I know you have a picture of them. I just want to know how they look like—if they’re ugly, I might yell out loud when I see them, so…just spare your life by showing me it.”

She did not want to show Duncan how her parents look like. She didn’t know why, but it seemed…dangerous for her to show the picture of her parents to Duncan. But she pushed away the bad feeling.

Courtney turned her head away from him. “Well…fine.” She pulled out her wallet from her bag—she didn’t know why she was carrying a bag—and opened the wallet. “Here’s how they look like.” She held the wallet out.

The car halted to a stop slowly at the red light. Duncan looked away from the road and looked at the picture. He gasped loudly.

“They’re not ugly!” Courtney snapped. “I mean, they look intimidating and all, but they are in no way unattractive!”

Duncan gulped. “That’s—that’s not what made me gasp, babe,” he sputtered out. “They’re—they’re—they’re—”

“Just spit it out already! You’re like Harold when he supposedly saw a monster behind me! Ugh, we do not need another coward nerd here!”

Duncan looked at Courtney with wide eyes. She doesn’t understand why Duncan was acting like he has seen a ghost. They may seem scary, but to Courtney they seem all right, she guessed. Then Duncan said something that made her look shocked like him.

“They’re…the ones who put me in the prison I escaped.”

--
Chris: And we are here for ...

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND GOES TO BRITAIN!

*private jet lands*

Chris: And our first gal ... Lauren!

Lauren: *walks out* Yay!!! Ima home!
Candace: *walks out* rrr your such an annoying sis Lauren!
Lauren: ^.^

*a falling-apart plane lands*

*plane hits ground*

*everyone walks out of plane*

Megan: Ow! Home hurts!
Justin: Just what i thought. Lauren lives in a crappy unknown town of retarded people. It's so good i'm here to, you know, make the town more sexy with my good looks. *smiles*
Lauren: *Hits Justin round the head several times* Dont *hits* Say *hits* That *hits* About *hits*...
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posted by gwentrentever
*piano*
All of my my hate cannot be bound, i will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming. Now you can try to tar me down, beat me to the ground, i will see you screaming.
*guitar n' drums*
Thumbing through the pages of my fantasy, pushing all the mercy down, down, down. i wanna see you try to take a swing at me come on, gonna put you down on the ground, ground, ground. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ME? YOU THINK ITS FUNNY?, WHAT THE F!CK YOU THINK ITS DOING TO ME? YOU TAKE YOUR TURN LASHING OUT AT ME, I WANT YOU CRYING WITH YOUR DIRTY ASS IN FRONT OF ME! ALL OF MY HATE CANNOT BE BOUND,...
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On 10/12/09 Duncan and his friends Courtney, Geoff and bridgette went on a hiking trip around total drama island to find the million dollars that was hidden on the island by the notorious gangster Chris Mclean. What they found wasnt human.

This is there story.

*camera turns on*

Courtney: Bridgette is it on?

Bridgette: yeah its rolling

Courtney: get some vid of me and duncan

Duncan: stop with all this lovey dubby stuff.

Duncan: were going out to find the money.

Geoff: and party till we cant party no more.

Bridgette: okay guys lets go

3:30PM ON THE NORTHERN SIDE OF THE ISLAND-

Courtney: come on duncan...
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posted by NarutoLuver202
*Chris Narrating* “Last Time On Total Related Island Lia Was Eliminated. We All Knew Andi Would Be Safe Cuz She Had Invincibility! With The 4th Camper Out Who Will Crack Under The Pressure On Total Related Island!”
I Wanna Be Famous……..
Sky: “Woo-Hoo Alright! Bring It On Chef!”
Alex: “Ya! Go Us!”
Heather: “Whatever, Freaks!”
Alex And Sky: “I Wouldn’t Be Talking Miss: Can Anyone Come In Here And Shave My Back?”
Heather: *Growls*
Sumer: “Yea You Tell Her Guys!”
Both Of The Katie’s: “Wtf? Oh Yeah, Sumer Hates Heather.”
Andi: “Well, I Like Heather. But I Hate Courtney!”...
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ok so here are the teams-Juno


THE SCREAMING GOFFERS
Keira,
Vannessa,
Ava,
Andi,
Tappy,
Summer

THE KILLER BASS
Katie,
Theresa,
Andrea,
Kaitlan,
Kylie,
Jared,
Dawn

hope you like who your with because your staying with eachother for the whole summer ok now everyone report to the mess hall-Juno

(At the mess hall)
kylie is that you-duncan
*hugs kylie*-duncan
oh hi duncan-kylie
HAY HANDS OFF MY MAN!!!!!-Courtney
*beats up Kylie*-courtney
hay courtney you could get fired for that-Juno
Sorry just i dont want her touching him-courtney
Courtney its ok she's my x-girlfriend-duncan
oh,sorry Kylie-courtney
it's ok (i guess)-kylie...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Me: HOLY FUCK IM IN A DONUT FACTORY
Harold: Hi, little weakling
Me: Why do you have Lady Gaga with you?
*just dance turns on and LG starts singing*
Me: WHY ARE KATIE AND SADIE BACKGROUND DANCERS?
Noah: That's how I planned it.
Me: That's exactly what I would expect. NOW CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY CODY IS DRESSED UP AS BRITNEY SPEARS? IT'S FREAKIN SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cody: Cuz I'm sexy *starts dancing*
Me: YOU'RE NOT SEXY!!!!!! not to me at least
Duncan: Hi you guys!
Me: DUNCAN IS A GIRL!!!!!!!!
Dennise: It's Dennise.
Me: THIS IS SCARY!!!!!
Spondgebob: Hello. I am Edgar Allen Poe.
Me: SPONDGEBOB IS NOT EDGAR ALLEN...
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posted by GwenTrentDude
Chapter 3: The party

When they arrived at Jareds house there was alot of people there. It was a nice big 2 floor house and everyone was dancing in the living room and the back yard. " Woooo! Jared can through a good party!" Lauren said as Geoff bumped into her. " Oh but Lauren Geoff here can throw good parties too." Andi said as Geoff smiled. " How do you know they're names?" Lauren said as she got a cup from the table and drank it. " Because Chris told me before he got here!" She said as she was looking for her friends. " Alright guys go have fun!" She said as everyone spilt up and walked around...
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I DIDN'T DO IT IT'S FROM GAIAONLINE i LIKE IT SO I HOPPE YOU LIKE IT TOO

Courtney was feeling down on herself after almost being kicked off
again. She was still sitting by the campfire pit and it was beginning
to get dark outside. ‘How could I be so pathetic?’ She walked over to
the dock of shame and sat at the end of the dock. “I should’ve been
walking own this thing today.” She heard the boards of the dock
creak. “Whoever is thee just leave me alone!” she shouted.

“Hey princess, why so glum?” She’s recognize that voice. Duncan…
what does he want? He came to bother her...
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posted by Duncan-superfan
sOME PLACE-An alley on 21st street

AMY: Im sooo BORED!

Kyra:AGH! Me too!

KALIE:Ooooo! I know! Lets go rob the jewlery store!

SHAWNI:Girl you crazy! You just got out of jail and you wanna go rob a jewlery store?

AMY Yea! and besides I was thinking of going to the beach! Cuz I need to work on my tan!

KYRA:Amy! You are so tan all ready!

AMY:Well Miss.Albino! I think you need some sun!

KYRA:Well you know what you can kiss my..

ROSALIE:WOAH! Ok you two thats enough. Lets just go to the beach. Ok?

ALL THE GANG:Ok!

Kalie:Forget it! Im going to go with my idea.

DANIELLE:Ooo! If you'r gonna rob a jewlery store...
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posted by 789703011
a heatherxnoah story
    (the other day i was watching tv when i came across zoey 101 well in the ep. a couple where datein but they didn't want any1 2 know so i made a re mix of that and hear it is)
    
heathers p.o.v
    as i walked down the hall way of my new school that chris had bought just 4 the ppl that went 2 tdi, i hated it onley 1 lunch table and 22 seats in every class room i never got away from thes ppl day after day after day i hated them and they hated me but some how i was regrentin it did i relly want EVERY1 2 hate me.i...
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1. Give Harold a makeover and send him and Gwen on a blind date (without revieling his identidy.) Force them to kiss, and then tell Gwen who he is

2. Get Heather to shave Gwen's hair off

3. Critisize her artwork

4. Tell Duncan that Gwen has the hots for him (with Courtney around), and then put Gwen and Duncan in a room for an hour

5. Die her hair hot pink

6. Tell Gwen that Trent is stalking her

7. Tell Gwen that Cody stole her bra

8. Give her a tatoo of Nick Jonas on her arm or her a**

9. Get Trent to play the llama song on his guitar outside of her house

10. Get Eva to challenge Gwen in a cage fight

11. Go on Photoshop and make a pic of Gwen and Geoff kissing, and show it to Bridgette (Camp TV)

12. Dress up as Heather and knock Gwen out

13. Read Gwen's diary on an internatinol TV show

14. Make a fake diary entry in Gwen's diary saying that Owen is hot
Noah Eeeeehhhhh I have a date I have a date
Heather *Puts finger over Noahs mouth*Shhh we cant let no one know
Noah .........
Heather Um wanna help me pick my dress?
Noah *Has Phone On Speaker Mom Starts Blabbing*
Mom "Noah dont forget to brush your teeth you know the rule"
Noah Ha ha Sure
Heather Lets go *Drags Noahs hand*
Noah *Blushs*
Heather *Brings Noah To Dressing Room* Noah ive known you for a long long time and ive always thought you were like a no-it-all *Kisses Noah On The Cheek*
posted by codythemaster
22 teens has sighned up for what they didnt expect.crappy camp food.Infested bugs in the cabins.And also moving food.In the beggining of total drama island beth was the first to show up.also sadie and katie had their first fight in the episode the sucky outdoors.but at the end they totally recovered.geoff is seen not wearing is hat bridgette wore his hat in the episode haut camp ture while they had a long kiss.people beilive eziekiel likes bridgette because he is seen tring to get close to bridgette in haut camp ture and one part of the show he held his shiny neckalice to bridgette and said you like.but bridgette was kissing geoff when he said that.here is an article about some couples I now :bridgette and goeff.courteney and dunkin.harold and leshawna.izzy and owen.trent and gwen.and heres how half of the song goes:hey mom and dad am doing fine you guys are on my mind.
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