Duncan=Mr.Sexypants
My reflection, dirty mirror. There's no connection to myself. I'm your lover, I'm your zero. I'm the face in your dreams on glass
So save your prayers, for when your really gonna need 'em. Throw out your cares and fly. Wanna go for a ride?
He's the one for me,
He's all i really need,
Cause He's the oner for me.
Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me.
*guitar solo*
intoxicated with the madness, im in love with my sadness.
bullshit fakers, enchanted kingtoms, the fashion victims chew there charcoal teeth.
i never let on, that i was on a sinking ship, i never let on that i was down.
*another guitar solo*
you blame yourself for wanting more
He's the one for me
He's all i really need
He's the one for me
He's my one and only
Jacki ME!
*music starts playing*
She says shes 27 oh no but shes 34!She says she is rich but she can't even afford a door!Shes says she 110 ibs but oh no not even close!Shes 139 ibs and even thats not her most!She doesn't brush her teeth no insteed she wears a sphere!She says she clips her toe nails but i'm sorry my good Dear!HEY!
Patrick:HEY!Hey!
She chooses the same pears of skirts!One size 4 and one size eight so when she wears the bigger pair it'll look like shes lost weight!HEY!
Patrick:What I need the attention!
You think thats shes unny and you'll laugh at all her jokes,but look at thes 2 guys with there uglylittle cloaks they've been righting all the jokes all along!It looks like she has bown hair but she surly is naturally blond!HEY
Patrick:Not even gonna!
AND HER REAL NAME ISN'T PATRICK!NOT PATRICK!NOT PATRICK!NOT PAT,RICK!HEY!It's RIck!
Patrick:WHAT?!
Jake and Penny, arriving
