Phil: welcome to total drama the haunting. 11 teens have signed up to be in sesion 1.
ghost:um phil?
phil: D:< what!
ghost: there here
phil: oh
alex: this place is awesome
phil: welcome total drama victomes
death: um where do i put my bags
phil: let me finish D:<
Phil:you people will be staying in this haunted mansion.
aydan: um no
Phil: um yes
Phil: i will be your host
ghost:and i will be your co host
Phil: who cares
ghost: me
Phil:go unload, i'll meet you back here first thing in the morning. ghost go make dinner
ghost: ok
Phil: how did you die any way
ghost: *flashback* "i will destroy the world... after my cofee break" later that day "um mr.cop can i destroy the world?" "sure" "thanks" later again "yay my lazer is almost powered" butler comes in "um sir" "D:< shut up" butt sir" "i said shut up you mother f**kin b***h" " butt sir" big explosion "i tried to warn you" sees ghost "holly s**t" dies of fright "what"
phil: oh
ghost:DINNER!
Phil: see you next time on... total drama the haunting
ghost:um phil?
phil: D:< what!
ghost: there here
phil: oh
alex: this place is awesome
phil: welcome total drama victomes
death: um where do i put my bags
phil: let me finish D:<
Phil:you people will be staying in this haunted mansion.
aydan: um no
Phil: um yes
Phil: i will be your host
ghost:and i will be your co host
Phil: who cares
ghost: me
Phil:go unload, i'll meet you back here first thing in the morning. ghost go make dinner
ghost: ok
Phil: how did you die any way
ghost: *flashback* "i will destroy the world... after my cofee break" later that day "um mr.cop can i destroy the world?" "sure" "thanks" later again "yay my lazer is almost powered" butler comes in "um sir" "D:< shut up" butt sir" "i said shut up you mother f**kin b***h" " butt sir" big explosion "i tried to warn you" sees ghost "holly s**t" dies of fright "what"
phil: oh
ghost:DINNER!
Phil: see you next time on... total drama the haunting
brooke:okay, so the next challenge is a fight over this lava pit.
duncan:uh, what?
geoffe:why?
brooke:if you liked me, you would fight for me, now, get your sword over there/
both:*get swords*
brooke:okay, now, go!!!!!
duncan:you are so going down!
geoffe:no, you are! HAH! I SAID IT! your going down , you are going down, you are going AHH!
geoffe:*hangs of cliff*
duncan:any last words?
geoffe:yes, i do. BROOKE! CATCH! *throws brooke disk*
brooke:well, what to we have here, a Celine dion cd, eh?
duncan:what??????
geoffe:thats right!
duncan:wait, we do you have that in your pocket?
geoffe:uh....PLAY IT!
brooke:okay! *plays a new day*
duncan:AHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
geoffe:Only if you let me push you off the cliff.
duncan:OKAY! JUST TURN IT OFF!
geoffe:i push you off first!
duncan:OKAY! wait, is this real?
brooke:yep!
duncan:what?
geoffe:*pushes duncan off cliff*
duncan:AHH!! GODD BYE WORLD!!
TO BE CONTINUED!
duncan:uh, what?
geoffe:why?
brooke:if you liked me, you would fight for me, now, get your sword over there/
both:*get swords*
brooke:okay, now, go!!!!!
duncan:you are so going down!
geoffe:no, you are! HAH! I SAID IT! your going down , you are going down, you are going AHH!
geoffe:*hangs of cliff*
duncan:any last words?
geoffe:yes, i do. BROOKE! CATCH! *throws brooke disk*
brooke:well, what to we have here, a Celine dion cd, eh?
duncan:what??????
geoffe:thats right!
duncan:wait, we do you have that in your pocket?
geoffe:uh....PLAY IT!
brooke:okay! *plays a new day*
duncan:AHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
geoffe:Only if you let me push you off the cliff.
duncan:OKAY! JUST TURN IT OFF!
geoffe:i push you off first!
duncan:OKAY! wait, is this real?
brooke:yep!
duncan:what?
geoffe:*pushes duncan off cliff*
duncan:AHH!! GODD BYE WORLD!!
TO BE CONTINUED!