Phil: welcome to total drama the haunting. 11 teens have signed up to be in sesion 1.
ghost:um phil?
phil: D:< what!
ghost: there here
phil: oh
alex: this place is awesome
phil: welcome total drama victomes
death: um where do i put my bags
phil: let me finish D:<
Phil:you people will be staying in this haunted mansion.
aydan: um no
Phil: um yes
Phil: i will be your host
ghost:and i will be your co host
Phil: who cares
ghost: me
Phil:go unload, i'll meet you back here first thing in the morning. ghost go make dinner
ghost: ok
Phil: how did you die any way
ghost: *flashback* "i will destroy the world... after my cofee break" later that day "um mr.cop can i destroy the world?" "sure" "thanks" later again "yay my lazer is almost powered" butler comes in "um sir" "D:< shut up" butt sir" "i said shut up you mother f**kin b***h" " butt sir" big explosion "i tried to warn you" sees ghost "holly s**t" dies of fright "what"
phil: oh
ghost:DINNER!
Phil: see you next time on... total drama the haunting
ghost:um phil?
phil: D:< what!
ghost: there here
phil: oh
alex: this place is awesome
phil: welcome total drama victomes
death: um where do i put my bags
phil: let me finish D:<
Phil:you people will be staying in this haunted mansion.
aydan: um no
Phil: um yes
Phil: i will be your host
ghost:and i will be your co host
Phil: who cares
ghost: me
Phil:go unload, i'll meet you back here first thing in the morning. ghost go make dinner
ghost: ok
Phil: how did you die any way
ghost: *flashback* "i will destroy the world... after my cofee break" later that day "um mr.cop can i destroy the world?" "sure" "thanks" later again "yay my lazer is almost powered" butler comes in "um sir" "D:< shut up" butt sir" "i said shut up you mother f**kin b***h" " butt sir" big explosion "i tried to warn you" sees ghost "holly s**t" dies of fright "what"
phil: oh
ghost:DINNER!
Phil: see you next time on... total drama the haunting
Total drama is return to your world in the shocking new season Total Drama USA. Here, our campers return to television (or in this case, fan pop)For a trip around the USA!(including the Bahamas and D.C.) They will live, eat, and sleep and the Total Drama Express! It's a Train that will take them to their destination. Except for Hawaii and the Bahamas, that is. For those, they will have to fly (or swim)!But if you count D.C. and the Bahamas, plus the 50 states, thats 52 episodes!!!! So, TDUSA will be slipt into TWO seasons!!!!! And thats not the only surprise. The cast will be join by 24 NEW campers!! Here's a sneak peek. Be sure read the epic new seasons to Total drama!!!!!
HOST: HELLO FANS THIS IS WEEK 3
BAND: THEME SONG
HOST: GOOD MORNING CAST
(TDO CAST YAWNS)
DAWN: WHERE'S CARL
GRIP: HE GOT VOTTED OFF
DAWN: NO!!! I WILL HAVE REVENGE 1ST UP SAM
SAM: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
HOST: TODAY`S CHALLENGE IS CALLED TOTAL DRAMA ROCK BAND TEAMS MUST SING A 70`S HIT BUT FIRST LET`S MAKE A SWITCH WITH SERENA & MATT
SERENA: FINE BY ME
MATT: NEW CABIN COOL
HOST: BASS YOU GO 1ST
(KILLER BASS START SINGING)
HOST: GOOD JOB YOUR TURN GOPHERS
(MATT STARTS SINGING BADLY)
HOST: YOUR LOSSES AND GOES THROUGH ELEMANATION BUT FIRST AN IMUNITY CHALLENGE
SAM: AGAIN THIS SUCKS
CRYSTAL: YEP
HOST: WITH A GUITAR
(GOPHERS START PLAYING)
HOST: MATT WINS ELEMANATION HERE IS A SHIRT MATT
BAND: THEME SONG
HOST: GOOD MORNING CAST
(TDO CAST YAWNS)
DAWN: WHERE'S CARL
GRIP: HE GOT VOTTED OFF
DAWN: NO!!! I WILL HAVE REVENGE 1ST UP SAM
SAM: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
HOST: TODAY`S CHALLENGE IS CALLED TOTAL DRAMA ROCK BAND TEAMS MUST SING A 70`S HIT BUT FIRST LET`S MAKE A SWITCH WITH SERENA & MATT
SERENA: FINE BY ME
MATT: NEW CABIN COOL
HOST: BASS YOU GO 1ST
(KILLER BASS START SINGING)
HOST: GOOD JOB YOUR TURN GOPHERS
(MATT STARTS SINGING BADLY)
HOST: YOUR LOSSES AND GOES THROUGH ELEMANATION BUT FIRST AN IMUNITY CHALLENGE
SAM: AGAIN THIS SUCKS
CRYSTAL: YEP
HOST: WITH A GUITAR
(GOPHERS START PLAYING)
HOST: MATT WINS ELEMANATION HERE IS A SHIRT MATT