Total Drama Island Article: DxB Love (7 part 2:Random)

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posted by gwentrentever

Brittani

(At camp)

ok welcome to our c.i.t. camp-Councler
oh yeah this l be fun-Jacki
just please survive-Brittani
i will try-Jacki
*they hug*
loves ya sis-Brittani
love ya 2-Jacki
*leaves*-Brittani

(At home)

*walks in*-Brittani
*siting on the couch*-Duncan
*gasps* u didnt break anything-Brittani
nope i didnt-Duncan
good job im so surprissed-Brittani
*crash*
what was that-Brittani
umm nothing-Duncan
*goes downstairs into Jacki's room*-Brittani
NO DONT!-Duncan
*gasps*-Brittani
whoops-Duncan
you broke her instruments!-Brittani
it was an accedent i didnt mean to-Duncan
oh man shes gonna kick your ass into next week-Brittani
so since this will be our last time seing eachother since Jacki will kill me wanna do it?-Duncan
NOOO!!!!IM PISSED!-Brittani
fine geeze-Duncan
well wow ur a fuckin dumbass-Brittani
no im not-Duncan
then your a fuckin retard-Brittani
no im not-Duncan
STUPID IDIOT!!!-Brittani
geeze stop being a Heather-Duncan
WHAT DID U CALL ME!-Brittani
nothing baby nothing at all-Duncan
i got my eye on you-Brittani
and i got my eyes all over you-Duncan
*kicks Duncan in his kiwis*-Brittani
AHHHHHHHHHHH-Duncan
i hope that hurt-Brittani
it did oh yes it did-Duncan
HAHA-Brittani
OWWWWWWWWWWW I LOVE YOU BUT UR SUCH A BITCH!-Duncan
ha and im proud of it-Brittani

Duncan

7thGradeGenius likes this

7thGradeGenius hahahahahahaha XD i love this series!!!! you should put lines from like, South Park or Jeff Dunham in the next article for example, Peanut the demented purple monkey: Ok, so, hes covered in soot, hes a smoker, hes probably drunk as hell cuz he fell down the fuckin chimney, and you let him in the house because he said he had something for your kids *shakes head* JK but peanut is funny as hell

gwentrentever lol i will

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Interview with the Campers - Izzy

posted by taytrain97

The awesome host of the show: ME! Chealsea Wood!

Announcer: Now, live from her beautiful lilac garden in Steinbach, heeeeeeeeerrre's Chealsea Wood!
(audience claps, cameras zoom in on Chealsea)

Me: Hello, I'm Chealsea Wood and I'm getting an interview with a few of the campers! Yay! (fangirl shriek) One of those campers is my favorite female camper, Izzy! Here she is now!
(crowd goes wild, Izzy comes out)
Izzy: Hi! Hi Chealsea! Hi audience! Hi camera! (sits down)
Me: Hey Izzy! How are you doing today?
Izzy: Hi! I'm doing well! I was talking to Sasquachanakwa today and I beat his high score on Halo 3! And I was hanging around on a vine and I smashed...