(BTW, I'll be the teacher of this story!!!)
Courtneyfan6: Okay, class. Today's the behavior integer day.
Amy: (laughs) Integers are so dumb like my twin sister Samey.
Courtneyfan6: (scary voice) Amy, shut up! (normal voice) Anyways, I'm too lazy to do the classwork so here are your integers.
(-10: Courtney and Duncan)
Courtney: Yes! Me and my boyfriend Duncan got -10's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Courtney and Duncan. You two are the best students ever! Please go to the Principal's office to make her proud!
(-9: Lindsay)
Lindsay: Yes! I got a -9!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Lindsay! You get 2 years off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-8: Mike and Zoey)
Zoey: Yes! Me and Mike got 8's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Zoey and Mike! You two get a year off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-7: Samey)
Samey: Yes! I got a -7!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Samey! You get nine months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-6: Owen)
Owen: Yes! I got a -6!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Owen! You get six months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-5: Ella)
Ella: Yes! I got a -5!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Ella! You get three months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-4: Shawn and Jasmine)
Shawn: Yes! Me and my girlfriend Jasmine got -4's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Shawn and Jasmine! You two get two months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-3: Bridgette)
Bridgette: Yes! I got a -3!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Bridgette! You get a month off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-2: Izzy)
Izzy: Yes! I got an -2!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Izzy! You get three weeks off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-1:LeShawna)
LeShawna: Yes! I got a -1!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, LeShawna! You get two weeks off! Go to the Principal's office!
(0: Gwen)
Gwen: I got 0.
Courtneyfan6: Okay, Gwen. Go sit back down.
(+1: Scott)
Scott: Oh, no. I got a +1.
Courtneyfan6: I'm sorry, Scott. You're not in trouble; just a talk after school. Please go to the Principal's office.
(+2: Anne Maria)
Anne Maria: Hey! I got a +2!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Anne Maria. You have detention in 1 hour. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+3: Eva)
Eva: Hey! I got a +3!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Eva. You have detention in 2 hours. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+4: Sugar)
Sugar: Hey! I got a +4!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Sugar. You have detention until school ends. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+5: Max)
Max: Hey! I got a +5!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Max. You have detention forever. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+6: Scarlett)
Scarlett: No No No No No No. I got a +6.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, SCARLETT! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 5 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+7: Justin)
Justin: (crying) I got a +7.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, JUSTIN! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 10 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+8: Mal)
Mal: (crying) I got a +8.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, MAL! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 15 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+9: Heather and Alejandro)
Heather: (crying) Alejandro and I got +9's.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, HEATHER AND ALEJANDRO! YOU TWO ARE SUSPENDED FOR 20 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW! YOU TWO ARE BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG TROUBLE!
(And finally... +10: Amy)
Amy: (shocked) Uh, um, um, um, um.,, I got a +10. Can I please have another chance?
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) ABSOLUTELY NOT, AMY! YOU ARE THE WORST STUDENT EVER! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(Amy runs off, crying)
(At the principal's office)
Female Principal: So, Amy, why are you here?
Amy: I got a +10.
Female Principal: (scary voice) That's it, Amy! You are expelled forever! Get out of here right now!
(At Amy and Samey's house where their parents and Samey are mad at her)
Mother: Amy, we can't believe that you got dead meat and expelled. That's it! You are grounded grounded for 6 years. Go to your room right now.
(Amy runs off crying)
Samey: Amy is a block head.
Amy: (Kidaroo voice) SHUT UP, SAMEY! NOBODY LOVES YOU!
(Samey started crying)
Samey: That's so mean.
Father: Amy, get back here right now!
(Amy arrives)
Amy: What is it, dad?
Father: AMY, HOW DARE YOU HURT SAMEY'S FEELINGS? THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!
Mother: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!
(Amy runs off again, crying)
Mother: It's okay, Samey. Your mean twin sister is in her room now. She won't hurt your feelings again.
Father: Anyways, let's go have some ice cream.
(Samey and her parents went off to get some ice cream)
THE END!!!!
Courtneyfan6: Okay, class. Today's the behavior integer day.
Amy: (laughs) Integers are so dumb like my twin sister Samey.
Courtneyfan6: (scary voice) Amy, shut up! (normal voice) Anyways, I'm too lazy to do the classwork so here are your integers.
(-10: Courtney and Duncan)
Courtney: Yes! Me and my boyfriend Duncan got -10's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Courtney and Duncan. You two are the best students ever! Please go to the Principal's office to make her proud!
(-9: Lindsay)
Lindsay: Yes! I got a -9!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Lindsay! You get 2 years off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-8: Mike and Zoey)
Zoey: Yes! Me and Mike got 8's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Zoey and Mike! You two get a year off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-7: Samey)
Samey: Yes! I got a -7!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Samey! You get nine months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-6: Owen)
Owen: Yes! I got a -6!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Owen! You get six months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-5: Ella)
Ella: Yes! I got a -5!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Ella! You get three months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-4: Shawn and Jasmine)
Shawn: Yes! Me and my girlfriend Jasmine got -4's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Shawn and Jasmine! You two get two months off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-3: Bridgette)
Bridgette: Yes! I got a -3!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Bridgette! You get a month off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-2: Izzy)
Izzy: Yes! I got an -2!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Izzy! You get three weeks off! Go to the Principal's office!
(-1:LeShawna)
LeShawna: Yes! I got a -1!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, LeShawna! You get two weeks off! Go to the Principal's office!
(0: Gwen)
Gwen: I got 0.
Courtneyfan6: Okay, Gwen. Go sit back down.
(+1: Scott)
Scott: Oh, no. I got a +1.
Courtneyfan6: I'm sorry, Scott. You're not in trouble; just a talk after school. Please go to the Principal's office.
(+2: Anne Maria)
Anne Maria: Hey! I got a +2!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Anne Maria. You have detention in 1 hour. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+3: Eva)
Eva: Hey! I got a +3!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Eva. You have detention in 2 hours. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+4: Sugar)
Sugar: Hey! I got a +4!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Sugar. You have detention until school ends. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+5: Max)
Max: Hey! I got a +5!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Max. You have detention forever. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(+6: Scarlett)
Scarlett: No No No No No No. I got a +6.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, SCARLETT! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 5 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+7: Justin)
Justin: (crying) I got a +7.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, JUSTIN! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 10 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+8: Mal)
Mal: (crying) I got a +8.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, MAL! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 15 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(+9: Heather and Alejandro)
Heather: (crying) Alejandro and I got +9's.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, HEATHER AND ALEJANDRO! YOU TWO ARE SUSPENDED FOR 20 DAYS! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW! YOU TWO ARE BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG TROUBLE!
(And finally... +10: Amy)
Amy: (shocked) Uh, um, um, um, um.,, I got a +10. Can I please have another chance?
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) ABSOLUTELY NOT, AMY! YOU ARE THE WORST STUDENT EVER! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(Amy runs off, crying)
(At the principal's office)
Female Principal: So, Amy, why are you here?
Amy: I got a +10.
Female Principal: (scary voice) That's it, Amy! You are expelled forever! Get out of here right now!
(At Amy and Samey's house where their parents and Samey are mad at her)
Mother: Amy, we can't believe that you got dead meat and expelled. That's it! You are grounded grounded for 6 years. Go to your room right now.
(Amy runs off crying)
Samey: Amy is a block head.
Amy: (Kidaroo voice) SHUT UP, SAMEY! NOBODY LOVES YOU!
(Samey started crying)
Samey: That's so mean.
Father: Amy, get back here right now!
(Amy arrives)
Amy: What is it, dad?
Father: AMY, HOW DARE YOU HURT SAMEY'S FEELINGS? THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!
Mother: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!
(Amy runs off again, crying)
Mother: It's okay, Samey. Your mean twin sister is in her room now. She won't hurt your feelings again.
Father: Anyways, let's go have some ice cream.
(Samey and her parents went off to get some ice cream)
THE END!!!!
Chris McLean was standing on top of a snowy mountain side near 2 log cabins. There was a ski lift, a mess hall, and a winter sports activity centre. Chris faced the camera and smiled a dazzling smile.
"In Season 1 we had a tropical island. Season 2 an abandoned movie set. In Season 3 we travelled across the globe. And Season 4 we returned to the, now toxic, island. But this season will be different. 22 contestants will be staying in log cabins in the Colorado mountains.11 of these contestants will be South Park residents. The rest will be regular teens from across the globe. All will be competing for the million dollar prize. There will be laughs, some romance and a lot of drama. Stay tuned for the beggining of...Total...Drama...South Park!"
"In Season 1 we had a tropical island. Season 2 an abandoned movie set. In Season 3 we travelled across the globe. And Season 4 we returned to the, now toxic, island. But this season will be different. 22 contestants will be staying in log cabins in the Colorado mountains.11 of these contestants will be South Park residents. The rest will be regular teens from across the globe. All will be competing for the million dollar prize. There will be laughs, some romance and a lot of drama. Stay tuned for the beggining of...Total...Drama...South Park!"