Total Drama Island Article: Noah's Wall

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posted by Fawniex3

Noah

Sex: Male.

Hometown: I'd rather not have a creepy stalker like Izzy follow me around wherever I go, thank you.

Likes: My computer, report cards, Jane Austen, books and much more.

Relationship: Thankfully, no.

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Duncan: Dude. Your profile is a serious downer.
April 10th at 6:54pm

Noah: And what's your excuse Mr. Delinquent?
April 10th at 6:55pm

Duncan: My excuse? What excuse? My profile is wicked.
April 10th at 6:56pm

Noah: Uh huh. Just keep telling yourself that.
April 10th at 6:57pm

Duncan: And what's that supposed to mean?
April 10th at 6:57pm

Noah: Oh. Nothing really.
April 10th at 6:58pm

Duncan: Are you saying that your profile is better than mine?
April 10th at 6:59pm

Noah: I'm not saying anything. I'm typing.
April 10th at 7:00pm

Duncan: *narrows eyes* Don't go all 'Noah It All' on me.
April 10th at 7:01pm

Noah: I have noo idea what your talking about.
April 10th at 7:02pm

Geoff: Well, I don't know about you dudes, but I think my profile is the best 8)
April 10th at 7:03pm

Duncan: What?!?!
April 10th at 7:03pm

Noah: Oh please!
April 10th at 7:04pm

Geoff: It's true! I got mine personalized!
April 10th at 7:05pm

Duncan: A profile is already personalized. That's what makes it your profile.
April 10th at 7:06pm

Geoff: Yeah, we'll mines EXTRA personalized. It got my name on it and everything!
April 10th at 7:07pm

Noah: Oh how amazing. If only we were all like you partyboy.
April 10th at 7:08pm

Duncan: Says the guy who made out with a dude.
April 10th at 7:08pm

Noah: I never made out with a 'dude.'
April 10th at 7:10pm

Duncan: Oh contraire my 'friend.' You pulled a little stunt on Cody when he was asleep.
April 10th at 7:11pm

Noah: So? It was a mistake. Any being of the human race makes mistakes.
April 10th at 7:13pm

Duncan: Are you sure it was a mistake?
April 10th at 7:14pm

Geoff: Ohhh that's sick!
April 10th at 7:15pm

Duncan: It was a question! Can't hurt to ask. ;)
April 10th at 7:16pm

Noah: Your all so immature :I Childish statements like that don't get you anywhere in life.
April 10th at 7:16pm

Gwen: You guys do realize that you've been talking about 'Personalizing your profiles' for more than 10 minutes?
April 10th at 7:17pm

Duncan: That's right! You tell him Gwen!
April 10th at 7:18pm

-Noah has blocked Duncan from posting on his wall

Noah: Ahh.. Peace at last. Now if you'd all just go back to whomever page you'd like to chat on, I can go back to whatever activity I was spending my valuable time doing.
April 10th at 7:20pm

Geoff: Duncans right. You are a bit of a downer.
April 10th at 7:21pm

-Noah has blocked Geoff from posting on his wall

Bridgette: *gasp* Oh you did not just block my schmoopy-boo from posting on your wall!!!
April 10th at 7:22pm

Noah: As a matter fact Juliet, I did.
April 10th at 7:23pm

Bridgette: ...._.
April 10th at 7:23pm

Heather: Uh oh! Bridgette is going to go all grizzly bear rage on you now..
April 10th at 7:24pm

Noah: And what's that supposed to mean?
April 10th at 7:25pm

Heather: It means your screwed.
April 10th at 7:26pm

-Bridgette, Justin, Geoff and Chris McLean like this

Gwen: What the heck? I thought we all agreed to block Chris from posting on our walls!
April 10th at 7:28pm

Chris McLean: Ahh but who could ever block your charming yet devilishly handsome host?
April 10th at 7:29pm

Heather: Believe it or not, ALOT of people.
April 10th at 7:30pm

-Gwen, Bridgette, Geoff and Noah like this

Chris McLean: Ouch. I didn't know you all felt that way..
April 10th at 7:31pm

Heather: Yes well, the truth hurts, doesn't it?
April 10th at 7:32pm

Chris McLean: It would, but I try to put a positive spin on things! See, the trick is how you say things and how you react. Like for instance: Hey DJ dude. Guess what?
April 10th at 7:33pm

DJ: Not to be rude Chris, but do I really want to know?
April 10th at 7:34pm

Chris McLean: No you do not but I'm just going to keep bugging you until you give me the answer I wanna hear!
April 10th at 7:34pm

DJ: Hmm.. Alright then. What is it?
April 10th at 7:35pm

Chris McLean: Animals hate you! (Notice the exclamation point which clearly gives it an 'Bright and cheery' feel!)
April 10th at 7:36pm

DJ: They do?! *is heartbroken*
April 10th at 7:37pm

Chris McLean: Don't worry. You'll get over it eventually.
April 10th at 7:38pm

Noah: I believe Heather once put it... The truth hurts?
April 10th at 7:39pm

Heather: Shut up :|
April 10th at 7:40pm

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Sorry I realize this is waaaay overdue :P I've been kind of busy! Sorry of its short: Again I typed it on my phone.

rotcalex2011, noahnstar1616 and 2 others like this

sumerjoy11 How dare Chris be mean to DJ!

Animetama lawl, that was hilarious xD

iPsychic That was awesome! :)

starburst4rock Lol :D

IloveDxC I h8 how Chris was mean to DJ. DJs awesome.

noahnstar1616 LOVE IT!

casacada1007 SWEET! are ya gonna do alejandro's or heather's wall next? :3

wishey I love it :)

lovingrace Haaa I loved it

rotcalex2011 hahaha that was awesum!!!!

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Haley's Hotline

posted by megaDUNCANfan

Haley:Ok, um Chris is going on a coffee run, guys u want some?
Duncan:yeah,Dark.
Trent:Nah.
Chris:Watever.
Haley:Review!Chris and D.J. are our interns.
Duncan:uh-huh
Haley:Noah's the camera guy,Trent and Duncan are my co-hosts.
Trent:Yep.
Haley:Geoff is the guy plays music, Tyler does the sound effects.
Geoff:Wat up pplz!!!!
Haley: CODY IS OUR PEP TALK PERSON!
Duncan:This is the most randomest show there is.
Haley:Thank-you, at the end I want you to sing Hotel Sevice.
Duncan:no.
Haley:I'll give you a raise.
Duncan:OK.
Haley:We Take calls now at 234-6674(not realy a real phone #)
*phone rings*
Haley:Hi, wats...

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Total drama action rise of the machines

posted by The_GrimReaper

When owen was watching LINK "great its sooo boring around here" "no" "you must die" *the king been shot by link* "haha its funny" said owen. when the new said "THE REPORT IS THE ROBOTS ARE COMING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME MOMMY THERE COMIN TO HERE GET WEAPONS, FOOD, AMMO, AND WATER TO SURVIVE THANK U". owen was sooo screaming "AHHH HELP ME WERE DOOMED NOOO I NEED HELP" *when owen sees a shotgun he grabed it but he sees a terminator he shoots the terminator and dies* you all frakin robots are dead war THIS IS SPARTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. When joe wakes up he said "hey keep it down already owen hey that terminator is dead go owen" TO BE CONTINUE... PT 2 COMING SOON

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Just not fair part one

posted by TDIlover226

Sequel to "TDI ancestry - The Rise Of Beatrice Thorn"

"You can't be serious!" yelled Damien from the corner of the "outer realm". "I'm sorry my child..but-".
"What do you mean sorry! I have to hide from my own sister! I thought she was dead!"
"She is dead...but death is not the end"
"You said that as soon as we put the curse on the old thorn house....everything would be okay!"
"Nothing is okay! Nothing will ever be okay! You're sister was evil! She's blaming her death on you!...........I want to keep you safe, my child...
"I know...But you said it yourself, you can't always be looking out for me...

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Moonlight - A DG Friendship Fic

posted by MadiYasha

(A/N: First off--I dont ship GwenxDuncan. But I see them as siblings and always have, and I love that relationship between them. It's meant to be GwenxTrent and DuncanxCourtney, because you KNOW I'm the biggest *Nine* shipper ever.
It takes place a couple hours after Trent gets voted off. Gwen's still in total pain and regret, Duncan swears a lot, and yeah. )

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If there was one thing as luminescent as the moon that night, it would’ve been her tiny ashen face. It wasn’t often that you could find patches of grass anywhere near a suburban place...