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He's so annoying,can't he see?
Duncan isn't good for me
That little trouble-maker is so imature
Us? together,yeah right,I'm SO sure
Duncan has the mind of a pre-mature chimp
Everyone agrees;he's such an imp
He keeps waiting for me to say 'yes'
But I think he should take a second guess
He's so incredibly unkind;
Duncan tells me I need to unwind
What is with him?Take a hint!
His head must be full of lint
The name is COURTNEY
Can't he get it through his skull?
His sence of intelligence is horribly dull!
He says I like him
Maybe;I might
But you don't think I like him;you don't right?
PD: Please dont hurt me....... PLEASE I DO ANY THING!
Guy: Any thing you say well a kiss would not hurt.
PD: Is that all I have to do?
Guy: Yes and play around a little bit.
PD: OK.
N:After a little bit they came to a little river and they kissed for a little bit.But a soon as they stopped the PD punched him in the kisser and took off.
PD:*I really hope he isnt following me*
N: Pretty soon the PD got to the police station and they captured the crimnal and put him in the stony lonsome then the PD stopped her job and is now working in a coffey shop and her name was Courtney.






TO BE CONTINUDE............
Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart
Devon:*looks scared*
Dani:Um,contestants um,"What would you do if I were an ice cream cone?"
Blaine:Eat you?
Briony:Slerp you up all day!
*audiance makes that "whoooooo!" sound*
D.J:I DON'T KNOW GIRL!
Martha Stewart:That's 10 points for Briony!
Devon:*crys*
Martha Stewart:Ok Dani,ask the next question!
Dani:Um,contestants um,"What would you do after we met at a bar?"*laughes*SUCK IT TO ME!!!
Blaine:Walk you home,for 2 hours!
*auddiance makes the "Whooooo" sound*
Briony:Whatever you tell me!
*no one makes a noise*
Briony:*looks sad*
Zoey:HURRY UP ALREADY!!!!!!
D.J:*screams*I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Martha Stewart:10...
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Chris: Hello everyone! Today we're going to Hollywood!

Lucas: Awesome!

Jake: Sweet!

Chris: Everyone get on the Plane!

*everyone gets on the plane*

*On the plane*

Zoey: So what do you think our Challange is going to be this time?

Annie: Hopefully not another sports challange!

Jordan: Hey guys who got voted off of your team?

Lexxi: Briony! Im so happy!

Zack: Yeah, she was bossy!

Chef: Attention everyone, the plane will be landin in 5...4..3..2...1!!!

*The plane lands*

*everyone gets off*

Jared: Ahh, Hollywood smells,good.

Izzy: It smells like Sex and Shoes!

Jake: Um. Okay Then?

Chris: Since we're in Hollywood, the Challange will be a sining contest!

Katy Perry: Hey everyone!

Annie&Lexxi: OMG ITS KATY PERRY!!!

30H!3: Sup

Lucas: Oh my god, you guys are AWESOME!

30H!3: Yeah we know

Chris: Your Challange will be to sing a song by Katy Perry and a song by 30H!3! Got it?

*STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!!*
Martha Stewart:Tonight there are 6 of you but only 5 sweet hearts!The first one goes to Lucas!
Lucas:YA!!!!!!
Martha Stewart:Blaine,and Zoey!
Blaine and Zoey:*hug eachother*OH SORRY!!!
Martha Stewart:LINDSAY IS SAFE TOO!!!!!!
Lindsay:YAY!!!!!!
Martha Stewart:And Dani and Patrick is left
Dani:*crys*
Martha Stewart:And the last sweet heart goes to...DANI!!!!!!!!
Patrick:WHAT?!
Martha Steart:2 people voted off Dani,4 people voted off you!
Patrick:*eavs in the love boat*
Dani:WAIT!Who am I dating then?
Martha Stewart:NO one!You'll have to play the rest of the game alone!
Dani:*crys*PATRICK!!!!!!!!
Martha Stewart:Find out what happens next time on TOTAL,DRAMA,COUPLES!!!!!
(episode 2 coming soon!)
Chris: Welcome to total…drama…killing in the name of!! Our contestants are here!! First joining us is Aydan!
Aydan: Sup? So er…what do we do in this season?
Chris: Next up is Brandon.
Brandon: *goes up to Chris* Pound it!
Chris: Uh…no. Here is Zoey!!
Zoey: Oh my god it is sooo good to be here Chris!!
Chris: Ok? You guys are going to annoy the heck out of me! Brittney get your butt out here.
Brittney: *enters and trips* Ow, that kind of hurt…OH MY GOD! IS THAT PIXIE STIX?!?!?
Chris: Ugh…Allie.
Allie: Hi there!!
Chris: Talia! Get out here please.
Talia: Hiya!
Chris: Here is Avery.
Avery: Hi Chris!...
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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World: We got Traped in London cause someone took Chef! So I made everyone do a boot camp! The first to finsh was Buddy and Draven who found Chef from Alejandro! and Alejandro Went on team London again. So Lulu was the 3rd to finsh the boot camp so her team didn't lose and didn't win. and team London loast and almost everyone votted AL out. But i said no al out! and Jax got booted! Who win? who will lose? find out on Total Drama around the World!

*theme song*

*first class*

Wally: First class Rocks!
Katie: I know right? But it would be better if Jared was...
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(So u kno, im talkin as Duncan)

"Duncan Stop." Gwen says while laughing.

I stop kissing Gwen and lay back on the couch.

"You know that i was kidding right." Gwen says.

Then i heard a knock on the door.

"I'll get it." I say.

I open the door and i see a girl with Onyx eyes,Brown Hair and the girl was wearing a faded black sweatshirt with Jeans.

"D-D-Duncan." She says while studdering.

"Courtney?" I reply.

"I miss you Duncan. I know that you might hate me and all! But! Hate me if you want to! But Please Please Please Love me if you can!" She says while tears run down her face.

Im Speachless.

"Fine....
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*votting gym*
chris:okay 1 vote to gwen
mike:gulp
chris:2 votes gwen
mike:no
gwen:like i said behind the scenes your dead
chris:3 votes gwen
gwen:grrrr
chris:4 votes gwen... gwen i,m sorry but you,ve been elemanated
gwen:i wonder how *punches mike*
chef & tdr gaurd:come on *grabs gwen*
scout:can i see duncan now
chris:sure in the new behind the scenes show
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Kuki: Welcome! All the teams are slit up!

Ray: The merge already!?

Kuki: Nope! Your going in 5 different teams! Team Exploding Victory is Jared,Katie,Saphira,Ryan and Riley!

Jared: Alright!
Saphira: Cool!

Kuki: Team Dynamite Amazon is Harold,Cody,Noah,Jude and DJ!

Kuki: Exploxion Gophers are Lisa,Ray,LeShwana,Cedric and Heather!

Kuki: Dynamite Bass is Annie,Lindsay,Cody,Jessica and Venessa

Kuki: And team Exploding Grips are Izzy,Eva,Bridgette,Trent and Beth!

Rikki: Umm what team am I on?

Kuki: NONE! YOUR VOTED OFF! *Pushes Rikki out the RV* Your challenge is a fairy tale! The first part is a prince and...
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posted by sillybandfan321
Thanks dxcarmy for helping me! ( i just needed to put a pic up)
Thanks dxcarmy for helping me! ( i just needed to put a pic up)
Claire:Welcome back its been a while!! Last time we saw the campers there was this stupid fashion show! SERIOUSLY! we are in the woods why would we have a fashion show. Anyway we are back and better than ever! today's challenge is going to be BRUTAL! haha thanks to some friends for ginving me this idea and making it evil and nasty lets see the campers take on this! WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA SECRETS!!!

Screeching Hawks girls:
Sammy:I miss Ray so much its so quite!
Kylee:I know right!
Sammy:YEA! ok we are the only 2 girls left on SCreeching Hawks so we have to stick together like...
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chey:last time on total drama duncan told courtney that if she stays longer then gwen she would go back out with her in the end it was both courtney & gwen to go so my brother is single girls what will happen this time on total drama world tour
*losers part*
lindsay:the next time i get on this plane it will be in 1st class
alejandro & dj:well now you can`t go out with no one why don`t you ask out lindsay
duncan:either she`s going goth or i,m goin jock then maybe
dj:courtney isn`t goth
alejandro:gwen is
*winner part*
leshawna:i,m still in 1st class
bridgete & justin:yea we know
chey:for the...
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(after everone jump off the cilfe)

chirs:everone get taired up cause one you guys are going to get voted off tonight so spend time with each other ok bye

lucas:wow dude its our frist day and might be voted off

tak:i know

dustin:hey how come you dont hang out with the girls?

tak:cause i only hang out with dudes

blaze:me too

(at night)

chirs:its voting time if i give you a bone your safe the frist one go"s to lucas

lucas:thanx god

chirs:andrea
jakki
mallory
samantha
samantha rollings
sara
ashley
suna
dustin
rose
lynn
anacpriana
sara
kristing
amy
kenya
chelsea and
blaze Swift
ok tak and angel i have one...
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ARE U READY? With 30 people on one ilsand,it's bound to get crazy! So look out for Total.Drama.Rockstars! So many people are looking forad to it and I hope u are too! I will soon do a Sneak peek. Until then,deal with this! No wat, Here:



Chris: Welcome To Total.Drama.Rockstars! Im your host-
Everyone:WE KNOW!
Chris:ANYTWAY, I bet U are waiting to Meet the new cast members. Well,here they are








Thats all I got right now. A real sweak peek will come later!
*First class*

Jax: aaaa......... Natalie when did you get the big tiger??????
Trent: I bought it for her.
Penny: awwwwwwwwwww...... What's it's name?
Natalie: I don't know...... Maby........ Oh i got it................ Chase!
Rochelle: Well hi Chase!
Ezekiel: You do knwo your talking to a stff dog eh.
Penny: Cram it Zeke!

*Non-first class*

Ray: Noah over here.
Noah: Ok. what is it?
Ray: Noah, we have to talk about the relationship.
Noah: What? Did I do something wrong?
Ray: No, I just...we keep making out so much!
Noah: What's wrong with making out?
Ray: We keep losing, and we almost got voted out tlast...
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posted by gothemo1234
(on wedding day)

matt:do you take each other

lucas:i do

zoey:i do

duncan:EVER ONE GET ON THE GROWN

tak:HELP

lucas and zoey:TAK!

duncan:you beter stay in the grown or gets it find you dont whant to listin fine(shouts tak)

lucas:TAK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

duncan:what you going to do about it emo boy

zoey:(crying)

duncan:(gets zoey and run)

lucas:ZOEY

(duncan and zoey are gone)

lucas:(crying) this is the wrost day ever tak is dead zoey gone can it get wrost

matt:its ok we will find her ok

lucas:but he got her

matt:ARE YOU GOING TO LET A 16 YEAR OLD TAKE YOUR WIFE

lucas:no

matt:SO LETS GO FIND HIM

lucas:(crys)but what about tak

matt:theres nothin we can do
*Confessions*
Jared: I hate this show!

Zoey: KILLERS!?!? REALLY!?!?

Rochelle: Everyone probally hates me now

Hollow: First 1 killed~?/!?!? WHY ME!?!?

Chris: The knifes goes to! JARED! ZOEY! ROCHELLE!

Jared: DUDE! That almost killed me!

Zoey: OHH THATS IT!! *throws the 3 knifes backa t him*

Chris: *is stuck to the wall*

Chef: The Masrshmellows goes to...Ray! Jade! Gabby! Lindsay! Katie!

Noah................Hollow































Hollow!!!

Hollow: YES!

Ray: NOAH!?!?

Noah: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!? WHATEVER I HATE THIS *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*...
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posted by blenson555
Matt:Who the hell is he!?Tiffany:No one!*Sue calls cack*Sue:Are you fucking kidding me!Rachelle:NO!Sue:I'll be there!Tiffany:Lets Attack!Rachlle:NOT YET!Blake:What the fuck is going on?!?!Rachlle:Shut the hell up!*Sue comes out*Sue:I called double X,he says to kill him!Rachlle:Now we attack!*The girls attack*Kil-Las leader:Fuck off or I will kill u oh wait u blew up the safe-house so i'll kill you anyways!*Punches them back*Sue:Thats it asshole,time to fight!*They kill him*Tiffany:Well that was easy!*Calles double X:Parden my languege but good fucking job!Sue:You should of herd us!Part 6:Real spy work coming soon!
Wel-You know what
that's it. *Destroys Camera #1*
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We're down to the final 4 contestants
of Total Drama High School!
Jamie
Jared
Fay
and...Lisa!

Votes are coming in the show with this link on
who people think should win:
link

Fay and Jared are neck to neck!

You may all return to your cabins right now.

(AT CABIN #1)
Fay: OMG I'm getting votes!!!
Jared: Me too! Weird thing is, the votes keep changing from me to Fay, me to Fay, and so on.
Jamie: I want votes.
Lisa: ME TOO! >w<

(CONFESSIONALS)
Lisa: I can't believe Fay and Jared have votes. WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE?!
Fay: All Lisa...
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Chris: Now we have all of our votes in and we can vote off somebody! And Mayla's back!

*Walks in*

Mayla: Hey!!

Chris: How was the funeral?

Mayla: Not good, duh!

Chris: That's too bad, 'cause today when we vote somebody off, Mayla still has a chance to be voted off!!

*Slaps Chris*

Mayla: You are so UGH!!!

Chris: Will Mayla get voted off? Find out on today's most undramatic campfire episode of Total Drama Bermuda Triangle!!

*Theme Song*

*5:00am*

Chris: WAKEY WAKEY!!

Gwen: aughhhh....

Chris: WAKE UP! It's time to vote somebody off!

Kierra: GOD! Really??

Chris: Yes! And you all have a chance to get voted off!...
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Sarah: your so hot alejandro!
Alejandro: and so are u *looks at Lulu then frouns*

Alejandro's POV: Lulu dosn't like me! That makes me like her! I have to have her!

Alejandro: lulu do u wanna go out?
Lulu: with you no! and also i'm taken by cody!
Alejandro: That gay guy!
Lulu: you take that back!
Alejandro:Make me!
Chris: all cast members come to the airport!
Zoey: where's the air port?
Chris: right over by the 0 gravity room!
Jake: don't manchen that challange! That's when Penny left!
Chris: oh the 0 gravity challange! haha!

Jake's POV: yeah i hate chris!

Ray: so what's our challange?
Zoey:...
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