Total Drama Killer Stage (TDKS)

Chris: Well is the fucking light on the camera on? Oh...its rolling? Oh. Hello US!! We are broadcasting to you live from Lawrence, Kansas to bring you to Total Drama Killer Stage!! We are at Allen Field House on the KU campus. Here come our contestants!! First returning from the first 3 seasons, Duncan!
Duncan: Um Chris? Where the fuck are we? Chef didn't even know.
Chris: We are in Kansas, Duncan.
Duncan: Wow. What a crappy state...
Chris: Here are two new contestants!! Twins Sally and Isadora!!
Duncan: *stares at Isadora and Sally* Move over Gwen...here come two new girls.
Sally: In your dreams, Duncan.
Isadora: *blushes* Hi Duncan.
Chris: Also returning is Trent and Gwen.
Duncan: WHAT?!
Gwen: Um Duncan...?
Duncan: T_T Hi babe. *hugs Gwen*
Sally: Hi Trent, nice to meet you, I'm Sally.
Isadora: *glances at boy entering* Um Chris, who is THAT?
Chris: ...That is the new guy, Alex... He is going to be my intern.
Alex: Hey Chris. 
Chris: *blushes a deep red* heh...hi Alex.
Isadora: O: !!! Chris I have to speak with you!!!
Chris: Alright, after I introduce the next two contestants. Returning also are Noah and Cody!!!
Noah: *enters holding Cody's hand* Hey Chris.
Chris: Wait... Are you two...
Isadora: DATING?! *fangirl scream*
Cody: Yes, at last...we are. *kisses Noah's cheek*
Isadora: o 3o 
Chris: *looks at Alex* S-So how old are you Alex..?
Alex: I just turned 22. 
Chris: Oh...hehe.
Isadora: Chris!!! *drags Chris away* 

To be continued!!

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